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“Ouch…” Chen Weier shouted, then quickly sat up. The intense pain caused Chen Weier to awake from the lust.

“Weier, what is it?” I looked worriedly at the beauty with a face of confusion.

“Liu Lei, can you promise me one thing?” Chen Weier suddenly said seriously.

“What thing?” Don’t say one thing right now, even if it’s a hundred things, even if you ask me to pick the sun from the sky, I would be willing to do it.

“If… I’m saying if we can get out of here alive, can you lend me two hundred and fifty thousand?” Chen Weier hesitated a bit, then slowly said it out. From the period of contact they had, she knew that the person in front of her was very rich, but she did not know exactly how rich, two hundred and fifty thousand was not a small number.

“Sure,” I agreed without thinking, I was couldn’t wait anymore, if I wait, I will die. What’s more, isn’t it just two hundred and fifty thousand! No matter what Chen Weier wants the money for, it was only a number to me.

“Liu Lei, I’m serious! Can you really lend me two hundred and fifty thousand? It’s two hundred and fifty thousand!” Chen Weier thought that I didn’t think about it and just casually answered after seeing my reaction was so fast. Therefore, she intentionally emphasized the phrase two hundred and fifty thousand.

“Don’t walk about two hundred and fifty thousand, even five hundred thousand is fine,” I nodded, and reached out my hand to push Weier down again.

“You can’t lie to me!” Weier smiled, flipped around, straddled across me and said, “Liu Lei… I love you!”

The cave was freezing, but Chen Weier and my body were burning hot. We held each other, both panting, while gazing at each other.

Chen Weier smiled, then silently laid on my chest, tears flowed from her eyes and splashed across my chest.

“Weier, why,” after a while, I asked Weier after seeing that her mood has calmed down.

“Because-Because I love you! It’s true, Liu Lei, I love you so much!” Chen Weier said while crying tears of happiness. “I finally became your wife.”

“Weier, what exactly happened?” Was the Chen Weier in front of my eyes still the Chen Weier I know?

“Perhaps-Perhaps we can’t live for that much longer, I want to give myself to you before I die, only then will I have no more regrets in this world!” Chen Weier said passionately.

“However… Doesn’t it hurt?” This was the most important question.

“How does it not hurt, you meanie… It hurts so much!” Chen Weier pounded her first on my body. “Hubby, why don’t a feel a tiny bit of the pleasure from doing… doing that sort of stuff!”

“Idiot girl, a woman’s first time will always hurt, not to mention ho wcrazy you were!” Chen Weier actually started acting spoiled with me, this means that Chen Weier has already placed down the burden in her heart.

“How-How would I know… You didn’t tell me,” Chen Weier complained with a frown.

“I wanted to tell you, but you told me not to speak!” I said as if I was wronged.

“…” Chen Weier blushed shyly and got afraid to look at me.

“Weier…” I lightly called.

“En,” Chen Weier answered quietly.

“When did you start liking me?” I held Weier in my arms and caressed her smooth skin.

“I don’t know, probably that time you randomly stood up to scold my gege! I started to feel like you were really interesting,” Chen Weier pressed her palm against mine, and said shyly.

“Oh? Then why did you still tell me to promise that I don’t like you?” I suddenly thought of the strange request Chen Weier had before.

“Don’t you want to ask me why I want to borrow two hundred and fifty thousand from you?” Chen Weier asked slowly.

“Two hundred and fifty thousand? Oh, right, you seem to have said to that wanted two hundred and fifty thousand,” getting reminded by her, I suddenly recalled that this chick asked me to borrow two hundred and fifty thousand when I was in heat.

“Ah! You can’t have answered me perfunctorily right… Crap, crap, let’s spend an entire life in this cave!” Chen Weier said anxiously.

“Relax, you are my wife now, this little bit of money doesn’t matter, as long as we can get out, I’ll immediately get the money for you,” I explained.

“Really?” Chen Weier said happily, then she suddenly turned serious. “Liu Lei, would you think that I sold myself to your for two hundred and fifty thousand?”

“How could I!” I denied subconsciously.

“No, listen to me! Actually I…” Chen Weier sighed in my arms. “Remember the hug I gave you that night?”

“Of course I remember!” I asked weirdly. Could it be that the fellow Chen Yong told Weier that I spent money to reserve her virginity?

“I said to you that I don’t like you and didn’t allow you to like me was because… because I don’t belong to myself anymore!” Chen Weier said with a bit of hesitation. “Because, in order to get my father treated, I already sold myself to someone else!”

I only understood it then, so it was this reason that the thin layer between Chen Weier and I wasn’t poked through! Chen Yong, this *******, did he not tell Weier my extra condition of “if she meets someone she truly likes then the agreement can be cancelled”? XX that XX, isn’t that ruining my business!

“There’s a boss, he used two hundred and fifty thousand and reserved my… my that, can you understand?” Chen Weier blushed and didn’t say the embarassing word “virginity” out in the end.

“I can understand,” I said. Bullshit, that boss is my, would I not know what I reserved?
“So-So I think that if we can really get out alive, I want to return this two hundred and fifty thousand to him!” Chen Weier continued.

“——“ Hearing Weier’s words, I really didn’t know how to answer, why do I feel so awkward about this situation, taking out two hundred and fifty thousand to return it to myself, it gave me a feeling of undermining myself.

“Liu Lei, what is it, do you feel that I —— two hundred and fifty thousand is too expensive ——” Seeing that I wasn’t speaking, Chen Weier thought I felt a bit of heart ache for this two hundred and fifty thousand.

“How could I. That person was willing to spend two hundred and fifty thousand, how can your husband, I, do any worse!” I promised.

“However, I just don’t know if that boss would cancel the agreement with my older brother,” Chen Weier said worriedly.

“No problem, since the two of us have cooked raw rice into cooked rice, what can he do if he was unwilling, worst come to worst, just throw him some money, let’s just give him five hundred thousand!” I said shamelessly. I didn’t need to worry about this either, because that boss was me, how could I cause trouble for myself? Unless I have a multiple personality disorder.

Of course I can’t tell that to Weier right now.

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I found a similarly dry and hard wooden stick, and started drilling on a branch. I would stil stand it when we started, but after a while, even though my hand was starting to burn, the two still didn’t have a hint of flames at all.

“Let me try!” From the start, Chen Weier sat interestedly on the side, and watched me drill the stick like an ancient person. Seeing that I was tired, she asked to help.

I handed the stick to Chen Weier, raised my hand and looked, two large blisters have appeared on my hand. Who said you can start fire by drilling wood, isn’t that just tricking people? I wonder whether those people that write textbooks have tried it themselves or not.

Chen Weier didn’t even do as well as me, she started frowning very quickly.

“Never mind, starting a fire by drilling is most likely a lie,” I snatched over the stick still in Chen Weier’s hands, threw it on the side, then said furiously.

What other methods are there to start a fire? Magnifying glass, don’t have. Fire powder, don’t have. Electricity… oh yeah, electricity can be used to start a fire! I exclaimed excitedly and ran out of the cave, found my mobile phone still on the floor, picked it up, took out the battery, then ran back to the cave.

It looks like this mobile phone isn’t completely useless!

I took off the metal portion of the holder on the skill shoes, and bent it into an arc. Then I placed the mobile phone battery in the middle of a pile of sticks, and carefully placed the arc-shaped metal on the positive and negative end of the battery.

“Weier, run,” I pulled Weier, and ran towards the opposite side.

After a while, the smoke started rising from the battery, and with a “pa” sound, light flashed everywhere. The battery was on fire! The surrounding branches also started burning.

“Hurray!” I said happily. Then I ran over and used a stick to flip the branches, causing the flames to burn more furiously.

“Liu Lei, I really admire you now, you even managed to think of this method,” Chen Weier looked at that mobile phone battery with regret.

“Still calling me Liu Lei?” I smiled naughtily towards the beauty beside me.

“Hubby…” Under the illumination of the flames, Chen Weier’s cheeks was infinitely beautiful.

I ran outside the cave again to gather a pile of spare branches, luckily this sort of thing was everywhere on the lone island in winter. This was crucial, or else we’ll be ****** if the fire gets extinguished, there is only one battery for the mobile phone.

After doing all this, I took off my ski suit, and placed it near the fire, then said to Chen Weier, “Weier, take off your clothes too.”

Chen Weier also took off her ski suit, handed it to me and said, “But the clothes inside are also wet?”

“En, take off the clothes inside later after the jackets are dried, then we’ll hide inside the jackets,” I received the clothes Chen Weier handed me, and placed it beside the fire as well.

“Achoo!” Chen Weier suddenly sneezed.

“Weier, come sit over here, closer to the fire,” I immediately said. It would be terrible if she catches a cold. Even with my excellent body conditions, I am freezing, not to mention Chen Weier.

Due to me continuously adding wood to the fire, the fire was burning well, within a short while, our jackets have been dried. I first placed one of them on the ground not far away from the fire, then placed the other one on the top, and started to strip. When I strip till just my underwear, Chen Weier suddenly exclaimed, ‘What-what are you doing?”

“Of course I’m getting into the coat after stripping!” I pointed to the jacket that has been placed onto the floor like a blanket and said.

“Then… Then what about me?” Chen Weier gazed at the blanket blankly.

“Take off your clothes and come in together,” I said. Although I was very natural with my words, my heart was rather dirty.

“I…” Chen Weier blushed and couldn’t say anything.

“Strip quickly, let’s get into this jacket when its still warm. Or else what are we going to do when you catch a cold?” I hurried her, then started stripping my underwear.

“Then-Then don’t look at me,” Chen Weier clenched her teeth, and said after making her decision. At this moment, Chen Weier’s feelings were very conflicted, but once she recalled that she has promised to be his wife, it’s no big deal hugging him after stripping.

“Okay, then I’ll get in first, hurry,” saying that, I took off my underwear, and climbed into the “blanket”. It was rather warm inside, and it felt great.

Chen Weier took off her clothes beside the fireplace, with her back towards me. When she stripped till her underwear, I felt that she clearly hesitated, btu still stripped it in the end.

The moment Chen Weier took off her vest, her snow white skill dazed me a little. Weier’s skin was actually more white than Yanyan’s, but it wasn’t that kind of sickly pale, rather, it was a glistening type of white, as if it was soaked in milk.

“Close your eyes,” Weier suddenly said to me.

I knew that Weier was about to enter, although I really wanted to take a look at the beauty in front of Weier’s chest, I still “en” and closed my eyes. Since Weier could do this, that means that she isn’t far from being my woman. I have no need to be impatient right now.

The moment I closed my eyes, I felt an icy body climb in. I turned around, and hugged Weier into my embrace. Weier’s cold body writhed in my embraced, but I don’t know if it was due to her being cold or being worked up, Chen Weier’s breathing hastened.

“Weier…” I called quietly

“En…” The beauty in my embrace answered blurrily.

Chen Weier’s skin was very smooth, I found it really hard to imagine that a girl that had to man a stall on the streets in all types of weather could have such nice skin.

“Ah…” Weier moaned, but she didn’t stop my movements. This made me become more daring, I turned around and completely pulled Weier into my arms.

“En… No…” Weier panted, and said blurrily.

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and gazed at Weier’s fiery red lips that had just opened, and kissed down without hesitation.

“Mmm…: At the start, Chen Weier was still resisting, and kept on shaking her head, but how could I spit out something that I have already placed into my mouth! Gradually Weier’s resist became quiet moans, the last line of defense of her mouth gradually opened for me, I immediately stuck my tongue in through Weier’s teeth.

Although Weier was new to this, it was a different sort of feeling. Weier’s movements made me even more excited, just like the impatience when a big bad wolf wants to eat a cute bunny…

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“Okay,” I nodded, however I still thought in my heard, I need to find a way to hide it even if we really find the exit later.

I held Chen Weier’s hand and walked slowly over to the other side of the cave where there was light. The cave was really dark, but the ground underneath us was really flat, and it didn’t use much energy for us to walk.

“What is that!” Weier suddenly stopped in her tracks, hid behind me, and pointed to the area in front where blue light was being released. “Ghost…!”

Ai, she’s such a girl! She had thought she had already turned into a ghost just now, yet now she’s beginning to be scared of ghosts. However I wasn’t scared at all in my heart, what’s there to be afraid of, I’m Yama’s sworn little brother, isn’t any ghost that starts getting pretentious in front of me asking for death?

I looked over in the direction Chen Weier was pointing towards, as expected, there was something glowing with blue light not far away. Haha, I can’t have bumped into some sort of diamond or other worldly treasure right?

“Weier, stand here and don’t move, I’ll go take a look first,” I said to Chen Weier who was behind me. I quickly walked in front of the blue light, squatted down, and took a closer examination, then got shocked. The illuminating thing was actually a skull! On the side of the skull was a pile of white bones. I angrily sent the skull flying with a kick and swore, **** this, I thought I got some treasure, I didn’t expect it to be so demotivating.

“What was that?” Chen Weier asked weirdly after seeing I made the thing disappear with a kick.

“Oh… It’s a pile of animal bones,” I thought about it, it was better to not tell Chen Weier that they were human bones, to prevent this chick from getting frightened.

“Then why was there blue light?” Chen Weier asked in confusion.

“That blue light is actually phosphorus flames, there are a lot of phosphorus in animal bones. After the animal dies, the corpse will decay, then chemical reactions will occur. Phosphorus will turn from phosphorus acid to phosphorus gas. Phosphorus gas is in gas state, and has a very low boiling point, it will ignite under normal temperatures upon contact with air. After phosphorus gas is created and ignited, blue light will appear, which is the normal will-o’-the-wisp that we normally see!” It couldn’t be helped, so I explained scientific knowledge that I have seen on the internet in my previous life.

“So it’s like this! Liu Lei, how do you know so much? Sometimes when I’m with you, I feel like I’m your meimei, sometimes I’m not even as matured as Yanyan-meimei,” Chen Weier murmured.

Hearing Yanyan’s name, my heart suddenly sank. She must have heard the news about Weier and I falling down the cliff right? She must be really worried now right? This is the girl I love most my entire life, and finally became my lover after I got reborn, thinking to that point, I had no mind to think about the ploy to trick Weier into staying in this cave.

I took out my mobile phone from my ski suit, and turned it on. It really could turn on, I felt a sense of joy. The quality of this block was great, it could still be used even after being soaked in water for so long.

It looks like the components wouldn’t immediately oxidize after the phone is placed in water during winter. It could still be used for some time after the water dried!

I waited for a long while, and still didn’t notice the signal symbol appear on the mobile phone screen. ****, there isn’t a signal in this cave! Simulation net just doesn’t do it, thinking about how China Mobile’s GSM already have internet coverate even on the seas, allowing people to read novels with their phones even on boats, now… I still have to wait several years.

I helplessly shut down the mobile phone, and placed it back into my pocket. I’ll see if there’s signal if we really find the exit later.

I pulled Chen Weier and went over the pile of human bones, and Chen Weier didn’t look at them closely. However even if she did, she probably wouldn’t notice anything in the darkness, the most obvious skull has already been kicked away by me like a ball.

The more we walked forward, the lower the temperature felt to me, I could even feel slight breezes. It seems like it’s very likely that there’s an exit in front! As expected, after we walked another several hundred meters, and took a turn, brightness appeared before our eyes, we would clearly see that not far in front of us was an exit, and the sun outside of the exit was shining brightly.

Chen Weier and I looked at each other, then smiled, we were a bit surprised, but felt a bit helpless. Surprise because we might be saved, helpless because it was as Chen Weier said, perhaps we can’t be together if we walk out of this cave. Although I was very confused about why Chen Weier was only willing to reveal her feelings to me in death, the one I thought about right now was still Zhao Yanyan.

I quickly ran over to the cave entrance, but the scene before my eyes wasn’t very optimistic! In front of our eyes was still a scene of ice. In other words, we might be on an island in the river.

Chen Weier also saw the scene in front, and sighed, then said slowly to me, “Liu Lei, what is it? Why do I feel like you aren’t very happy?”

I smiled wryly, then shook my head and said, “How could I be unhappy? Now that we can’t leave here, you will be my wife, I can’t be even more happy!”

Chen Weier frowned after hearing that, “You’re lying!” She thought about it for a moment, then suddenly said, “I know, are you missing Yanyan-meiemi?”

Seeing that I couldn’t hid it, I could only nod. I took out the mobile phone from my pocket, it was still not in service range. I sighed, then placed the mobile phone on the side, it looks like this thing isn’t of much use.

“Let’s get to the other side of the island, to see if there’s any way out,” Chen weier suggested after seeing my troubled expression.

“Okay,” I stood up, and walked towards the other side of the island with Chen Weier.

This island itself wasn’t big, after we walked around the cave just now, the other side of the cave was shown in front of our eyes. This is a lone island. Perhaps we really can’t return! I couldn’t help but recall the white skeleton in the cave, was that person the same as us? I couldn’t help but shudder, starvation and the cold were not joyous matters.

“Let’s go back to the cave, having our whole body soaked isn’t good!” I said to Chen Weier.

“Okay,” Chen Weier obedient followed behind me, like a little wife. This couldn’t make help but make me wonder if this chick is starting to fulfill her promise? Thinking to that, my mood brightened. A human life should be enjoyed, since it has come, then let it be.

I held Chen Weier’s hand and quickly walked towards the cave entrance.

“Weier, let’s collect some things like branches etc., the most important thing right now is to dry our clothes, or else we’ll catch a cold sooner or later,” I pointed at the leaves and branches on the ground.

With Weier’s cooperation, we quickly collected a large pile of branches in the cave. However how were we supposed to start a fire? This was really an issue. Oh yeah, I’ve read it in history books before that people in ancient times started fire with sticks, why don’t I have a go?

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I held Weier tightly, and furiously swam towards the lake surface, however right on top of my head was no longer the place we fell down form, but a thick layer of ice! That ice hold had long disappeared.

So the lake had already pushed us somewhere us. Luckily I took a deep breath before falling into the lake, or else I would be like Weier. I withstood the numbness that freezing lake water brought to my body, and held Chen Weier tightly, allowing the current to push us forward. I had one belief at the time, and that’s as long as the lake had current, it was running water, as long as it was running water, then we can definitely find the exit.

But gradually, as the time passed by, the lack of oxygen caused my consciousness to blur…

When I woke up again, I noticed everything was pitch dark in front of my eyes, Chen Weier was still tightly embraced by me. Although my lower body was still soaked in icy water, my upper body was exposed in air. My first reaction as that, we’re saved!

My eyes gradually got accustomed to the darkness in front of my eyes, I found out that we were in someplace like a cave, and yet the innermost of the cave was a body of water, which I was in. Clearly, this cave and the river at the body of Xixing Mountain is linked!

I dragged Weier out of the water, and leaned her against a boulder, then continued to pat her back. Chen Weier coughed up all of the dirty water in the stomach with a “wa” sound, then started coughing a lot. Luckily she didn’t chock on anything like sand, or else she would have to go to the hospital.

After a while, when Chen Weier stopped coughing, I held her in my arms. I check and saw that Weier started breathing again. Then after a while, Chen Weier’s body moved.

“Weier, how are you doing?” I asked anxiously.

“I… Liu Lei, are you Liu Lei?” Chen Weier asked in a very worked up tone after hearing my voice.

“I am, Weier, how are you feeling?” I patted Chen Weier’s back to get to her calm down.

“Liu Lei, where are we? Why is it pitch dark? Is-Is this the underworld?” Chen Weier exclaimed in shock.

I suddenly felt playful and wanted to make fun of Weier, so I pretended to be serious and said, “Yes, Weier, we’re already died! We didn’t use up our life, and so we count as accidental deaths, therefore we can’t get reincarnated yet, just now Yama has already sent us to the edge of the underworld, we have to spend fifty years here before getting reincarnated!”

“Oh!” To my surprise, Chen Weier didn’t show any extreme emotions, there was actually a hint of snicker in her tone. “So the underworld really is real!”

“Weier, we are already ghosts, are you not afraid?” I continued to scare her.

“I’m not. What’s there to be afraid of by your side? What’s more… What’s more I have already promised to marry you after dying, you can’t be going back on your word not right?’ Chen WEier leaned close to me and said obediently.

Only then did I remember, right before we “died”, I once proposed to Weier, and Weier also agreed. Now that I lied to Chen Weier and said that we have died, this chick would naturally think that we are in the underworld.

“How could that be, Weier, I can’t like you enough!” I happily hugged Chen Weier. I didn’t think that this life and death situation caused the barrier between Chen Weier and I to shatter, and allowed us to open our hearts to each other.

“Hubby, I’m a bit cold,” Chen Weier slowly said to me.

I didn’t think that Chen Weier actually called me hubby! Haha, old bro Yama, you are taking care of me too much, this life and death situation was organized well!

However, now that Chen Weier mentioned it, I felt the freezing cold all over my body, although the temperature of the cave was clearly higher than elsewhere, but wearing a completely soaked ski suit definitely was not something comfortable.

“Let’s walk forward, and see if we can find the exit,” I pointed to the area in front where there was a tiny bit of light.

“Exit? What’s the point of finding the exit?” Chen Weier asked weirdly.

“Of course it’s to see if we can get saved, unless we really stay in this damn place for a life time! My good wife!” I held Chen Weier up from my body.

“Saved? Aren’t we dead?” Chen Weier opened her eyes wide in confusion and asked.

“I was just tricking you, I, your hubby, is so fortunate, how could I die? Am I right, my dear wife!” I said with a smile.

“Don’t call me wife,” Chen Weier suddenly said coldly.

However in the darkness, I could still see a hint of sadness in her eyes, “Weier, what is it?” I walked over, and walked to embrace her. However she pushed me away.

“Don’t touch me. Since we aren’t dead, then we have no relationship,” Chen Weier forcefully said coldly, then choked.

Until the faint light, tears already covered Chen Weier’s face.

“Weier, what happened to do?” I exclaimed in shock, and lightly caressed Weier’s cheeks, wanting to wipe away the tears on her face.

Chen Weier didn’t struggle anymore, she just stood there, without moving. Her tears just kept on flowing.

I wanted to convince Weier, but I wasn’t sure of how to say it. I didn’t think my little joke would cause such a hug reaction from Weier… Did Weier really have to die before showing her true feelings to me?

“Weier! Even if we haven’t died, but what’s the difference? We don’t even know what kind of person this is, we don’t know if we could get out either, even if we don’t die, we’ll starve to death sooner or later here!” I shouted loudly, then forcefully held Weier in my embrace regardless of if Weier resisted.

Chen Weier quietly allowed me to hold her, without resisting, she just dipped her head, her face occasional tensed. I don’t know if this was what Weier wanted in her heart, and could not see Weier’s expression.

“You’re right, perhaps… Perhaps we’ll really die here,” after a while, Weier lifted her head from my embrace, and said quietly beside my year.

“Weier, then you agree to be my wife?’ I said happily. I could tell, Weier already thought it through.

“En, if we really can’t get out, then we… we…” Saying that, Weier already buried her had in my chest, and became so quiet that I could hear her even in this silent cave.

“Weier, what are you saying?” I couldn’t hear what Weier was saying to me no matter how hard I tried.

“Nothing, it doesn’t matter if you didn’t hear it,” Chen Weier said shyly. “However I just said that it’s under the condition that we can’t get out, let’s go and find the exit.”

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I waved towards Chen Weier and called, “Weier, come down here as well!”

“I-I’m scared!” Chen Weier hugged the tree trunk and said while trembling, “I-I feel so scared after you went down, I-I won’t fall down right?”

“Of course you won’t, hold tight, and slowly crawl towards me, it’ll be fine if you’re careful,” I comforted her and said.

Hearing my words, Chen Weier carefully moved a bit, then immediately stopped, she said to me in a crying tone, “Liu Lei… I’m scared! I don’t dare to move!”

Ai~! I sight, there’s no helping it, I could only say, “Weier, don’t move, wait for me tot go over!”

I took off the redundant arm guards and knee guards, then crawled on the branch of the huge tree once again. With the experience just now, I managed to climb up much easier.

“Weier, give me your hands!” I said to Chen Weier, and reached a hand over.

Chen Weier carefully reached her hand over, and pulled me firmly. I carefully walked backwards, a step at a time, while Chen Weier also moved slowly with my pace.

I was very careful, and tried to flatten my body, in fear of this tree snapping under our combined weight. Although I was already really slow, the entire tree brach still creaked under Weier and my pressure, and wobbled up and down.

At the very moment when one of my foot was about to reach the boulder, I heard a crack, and the entire tree branch snapped. Chen Weier and I fell down with the branch.

“Ah!” Chen Weier screamed loudly as she held my hand…

The two of us dangled by the cliff falling the snapping of the branch, luckily, the branch didn’t completely snap, there were still some fibres that were connected with the bark, although it wouldn’t snap in the short term, but it definitely wasn’t far off from snapping.

I difficulty pulled the branch with my right hand, and Chen Weier with my left as I dangled in mid air.

I tried, but I couldn’t muster up any strength with one hand, not to mention I still had to pull Chen Weier.

“Weier, can you hug me? I can’t use any strength with one hand!” I said to Chen Weier.

“Liu Lei, release me, don’t care about me! Neither of us can get up if you do this!” Chen Weier also noticed the severity of the situation, and calmed down quite a lot.

“No, how can I leave you!” Originally I wanted to get Chen Weier to hug me, but from the looks of it, I really can’t let go, god knows if this chick would jump down once I let go.

“Liu Lei, leave me, if you die, Yanyan-meimei will be really sad!” Chen Weier complained.

“No! I definitely cannot just leave you!” I said with assurance, without giving her any space of negeotiation.

“But…” Chen Weier frowned.

“Weier, hold onto me tightly with both hands, if you release yourself, I can very responsibly tell you that I will jump down with you!” I ordered resolutely.

“Ai…!” Chen Weier sighed, and slowly moved one hand to my waist, held tight, then very slowly released my hand. Finally both of her hands were tightly holding onto my waist.

I let out a sigh of relief, “Weier, hold tight, I’m going to start climbing now.”

“En. Be careful,” Chen Weier said quietly. “Why didn’t you just leave me…”

“Because, I will not permit the ones I love to leave me!” In the brink of death, I couldn’t think too much, and declared truthfully.

I could clearly feel like that Chen Weier’s body suddenly trembled, and the hands held me even tighter. I took a deep breath, and started using all my strength to climb up. Two meters… One meter, I was about to reach the edge of the snapped branch! I joyfully sped up my actions, but an accident occurred, I didn’t think that at the nick of the moment, the branch snapped not even twenty centimeters in front of my eyes. With a crack, alongside the infinite snow on the branch, Chen Weier and my body hastily fell.

I helplessly released my hands, and wrapped it around Chen Weier’s hand around my waist. The next moment, perhaps I would once again met my old bro Yama!

I only felt Chen Weier and I accelerate downwards, du to its weight, that branch accelerated slower than Chen Weier and I, I could clearly see it spinning on top of my head.

All of a second, my mind was incomparably clear, the fear in my heart was swept away. Death was so real to me, and so close! However I couldn’t be more clear about the result, and that’s another meeting with my old bro Yama, I wonder what he would think when he sees me again.

“Liu Lei, I love you!” Chen Weier suddenly shouted loudly. “I love you!”

Chen Weier smiled, her tears sky in the air and became shiny droplets of water that flew in the air. The moment before her death, she finally spoke out that feeling that has long been buried in her heart, she had nothing more to hide from death, and no more regrets. Dying with her loved one, is that not one sort of happiness?

“Weier, we definitely won’t die!” At that moment, I felt that intense feeling from Chen Weier, which ignited hope within my heart once more. ****, even something so lucky as getting reborn happened to me, how could I so easily roll over?

Chen Weier didn’t answer me, and just held be tightly. I also closed my eyes, and enjoyed the warmth of the moment.

A hundred meters, fifty meters, the ground was already extremely clear, Chen Weier and I still maintained the extremely fast falling speed. There was no hope, after w hit the ground, Weier and I would definitely die.

“Weier, if there is an underworld, would you marry me?” In the last moment of my life, I said to Chen Weier.

“En… I will,” Chen Weier also knew that we were about to die. However she didn’t know that we would be brought to the underworld after we die. Although we would need to be wandering spirits for a very long time, but with old bro Yama looking over me, I was royalty in the underworld, being an awesome ghost wasn’t bad, not to mention that I have Weier accompanying me.

With a “pa” sound, Chen Weier fell onto the ground first, then it was me. Just when I closed my eyes to peacefully welcome death, the freezing cold pierced through my body!

I sneezed, and my entire person cleared up a lot. So we didn’t die, what was underneath our feet wasn’t land, but water. The land we saw was actually a very thin layer of ice on the water!

Due to the impact, Weier and I quickly fell into the water, the lake water was freezing cold, and the current was swift. Weier’s face was completely red due to choking on water.

However I managed to held my breath at the critical moment, although the lake water was cold, I had the experience of winter swimming in my previous life, so it wasn’t anything special, I relaxed a bit, and got used to it.

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However, in an instant I felt the lack of all resistances around my body, which had turned into the sound of the wind, I lost consciousness…

When I came to my senses, I noticed my entire body was beyond sore, I couldn’t feel my limbs at all. I couldn’t even use my hands. Could it be… that I lost my limbs?

I instinctively opened my eyes, good, my arm was still firmly growing from my body. Chen Weier was laying on top of me at the moment, causing my limbs to have remained in the same position for a long time, leading to an inadequate supply of blood their, thus it felt numb.

Where was I? Were the two of us dead? However I immediately refuted this idea. I had died once already, and know what the underworld is like, this clearly wasn’t it. That means that we were still alive.

When I recalled what happened, the first thing I felt was regret, at such a dangerous moment, I actually forgot about my superpower, if I used it just now, Chen Weier and I definitely wouldn’t have fallen off the cliff.

However regret is useless, the most urgent issue right now is to hurry up and discover where I am. I turned my head around to the side and looked, then was immediately shocked! I was actually right beside the cliff! At that moment I was still lying on the tree branch of a huge tree with Chen Weier! Behind us was a cliff of several hundred meters.

I was wondering why didn’t I die, so I got hung on a tree! Or else even if I am sworn brothers with Yama, it wouldn’t have been easy to escape death.

I couldn’t helped but be covered in cold sweat! This Li Shaojie was really merciless, if Chen Weier and I really fell to our deaths, he would definitely have committed murder!

“Weier——“ I used the stiff hands that had just slightly recovered to pat Chen Weier on her back, and call out used a dry voice.

Weier didn’t respond. I continued calling several more times, but there was still no reply. Could Weier have died? A terrible though surfaced in my mind.

Impossible! Weier fell on me, if anyone should be dead it’s me, Weier definitely fainted! Thinking to that point, I immediately calmed down, and turned my head to look at Weier’s face, but Weier had with her face towards the sky, it was possible to see her face from my position.

I reached my hand, and placed before Weier’s chest, on her bulging breasts. However I swear I definitely wasn’t acting indecent, I just wanted to test for Weier’s heartbeat. I admit the time I took was slightly longer, but I was definitely serious! Thank god, Weier’s heart rate was normal, she might have fainted from fright.

The current situation was definitely very dangerous, I could feel the branches shaking and hear “zhizhi” sounds when ever the wind blew. I couldn’t be sure that this tree could continue to withstand it all and not snap!

I calmed my inner self and looked surveyed the surroundings. This tree was grown from a boulder on the cliff, and that boulder became a small platform!

My whole body was stiff from being clown by the cold wind, that place would be a rather good shelter if I could get on that platform! If I just continued to stay on the branch, even if it doesn’t snap, we would freeze to our deaths sooner or later.

Thinking about that, I shook Chen Weier’s body a few times, “Weier, wake up! Or else we would freeze to our death!”

It might have because of my larger actions and worked up voice this time, Chen Weier actually reacted!

“Liu Leo… Is it you?” Chen Weier asked weakly.

“It’s me, Weier, we got flung off the cliff!” I said.

“Did we die? Where is this? The underworld?” Chen Weier asked meekly.

“We didn’t die! We got hung on a branch! Weier are you okay? Can you move? We have to quickly think of a way to leave this tree!” The moment Chen Weier moved, I heard the sound of the branches creaking underneath me.

“Ah… Sorry,” Chen Weier also noticed she was on top of me right now. “Are you alright?”

“I’m fine, but Weier, there is something I have to say to you!” I said seriously.

“What is it?!” Weier was scared by me.

“You should lose weight!” I laughed terribly.

“You’re terrible~! Look at what time it is, you still have the heart to crack jokes!” Weier pouted then wanted to turn around and hit me.

The branches beneath me started resisting, scaring Weier so much that she stopped off her movements, and then she looked at me with a pale face, her legs also turned around to press down upon me, the posture was extremely ambiguous, it was like the normal position with the girl on top and the guy on the bottom! However Chen Weier didn’t dare to casually move, she just continued riding on top of me ambiguously. Furthermore, her stomach was also pressing down on my lower body.

Having been stimulated, I immediately had a reaction… Don’t say something like having these thoughts even in danger, this was a normal biological reaction!

Chen Weier also felt my reaction, how could an eighteen years old girl not understand! Her pale cheeks immediately had a hint of redness. What’s worse was that I couldn’t even move under these circumstances.

“Sorry…” I said apologetically.

“…” Chen Weier shook her head helplessly, her entire face revealed how shy she was, but also how she was unable to do anything.

With this extra scene, I only felt like my entire body was boiling, the original stiffness completely disappeared! Looking at Chen Weier’s bright red cheeks, I feel like she also felt like that right now! My lower body was furiously poking at her stomach, if she didn’t react like that, then I should start suspecting if she was actually a woman.

“Still cold?” I asked with a smile.

“…” Weier still didn’t say anything, but she hook her head.

“Try to move a bit right now, and see if we can switch a position! I will think of a way to climb up from the tree, or else we would both fall later when the tree snaps!” I said.

“En…” Weier nodded, and started slowing up my body, unfortunately, her stomach actually slid up and down from that area!

Waves of pleasure assault me, an absurd thought actually popped up in my head, and that’s how amazing it would be to XX on his branch! However that was just a thought for a split second before I waved it away, doing that was definitely looking to die!

I quickly calmed my heart, and my lower body gradually softened.

Chen Weier also felt my change, and smiled at me with a red face, then carefully slid to my side, I finally could move my body!

I first sat up, untied the ski boards at my feet, then threw them away, I wasted 600 something kuai to buy these stuff. However I couldn’t care too much right now, nothing is more important than living. I then helped Chen Weier untie it, and threw them down.

After doing all that, I carefully grabbed hold of the branch beside me, then slowly inched downwards, it was fortunate that I went rock climbing before in my previous life, so it could be said that I climbed up the tree with easy.

I finally followed the tree trunk and climbed down, and stepped onto the rock! The feeling of safety was so good, although I was someone that had died once, but the feeling of being alive was great!

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However all of this was pointless moves in my eyes, even if he just continued to gaze on, I could still rush over and easily deal with him, but I had the thought of acting like a cat playing with a mouse, the difference between us was far too great, so great that I couldn’t even get in the mood to make a move on him.

Li Shaojie finally couldn’t stand it anymore, and madly dashed towards me. This time he did get a bit smarter, and didn’t attack me in close range, he leaped him at a distance of three or four meters away from me, and sent a kick towards me.

Since he took the initiative to attack, I was no longer merciful, who made it so that he has such a bad memory? He was clearly a loser by my hands, yet still wanted to struggle against me. The moment I made a move, I firmly caught Li Shaojie’s foot, and used a bit of strength to throw him landing, causing him to land five or six meters away at the edge of the ski field.

There wasn’t much snow there, so it must have been quite a bit for that Li Shaojie to suffer.

“Li Shaojie, you lost,” I pointed to Li Shaojie, who was far away, and said without emotions.

Li Shaojie struggled a bit, as if wanting to say something, but his body immediately felt pain, causing his expression to twist, and so he only stared at me with a poisonous gaze.

I ignored him, turned around and said to Zhao Yanyan and co., “Let’s go to ski.”

Zhao Yanyan asked while worriedly pointing at Li Shaojie, “Is he alright?”

“He’s fine, he won’t die. Didn’t you see that he can still move,” I said casually. Dealing with Li Shaojie didn’t cause me much, I just taught him a lesson. I won’t do stuff like killing people, if I really caused some sort of ****, even Zhao Yanyan’s grandpa wouldn’t stand on my side.

Although Chen Weier was worried, her face was bright red, could it be that this chick likes to watch me fight? I remember she was also like that at Liu Zhenhai’s place, she got so excited from my fight with the bodyguards.

I pulled Zhao Yanyan and Weier, then found a rather isolated slope that wasn’t very steep. The snow was also rather thick. This is the edge of the ski field, although there were any boundaries, but a bit further was the cliff with no one there. The place we were at was rather safe, it was unlike the center of the ski field, where the snow has already turned hard.

“Weier, be a bit more careful, and try to move slowly on this slope, I’ll hold you,” I reached out my hand and said to Weier. Actually the number one thing that people avoided during skiing was pulling someone, if one of them was a newbie that doesn’t know how to ski, then when he falls, so would the other person.

“I…” Weier was still terrified, and didn’t move a single step forward. People with a fear of heights normally wouldn’t be good at balancing, Weier was the same, and kept on trembling.

“How about this, Weier, I’ll demonstrate it for you!” Seeing Weier stand in the slow as if she was suffering, I helplessly shook my head, and said to Zhao Yanyan. “Yanyan, hold Weier, don’t let her fall.”

“Weier, look, like this, keep the ski boards parallel, first take a step at a time and move forward slowly, the Li Shaojie just now might now know how to ski, but he did well!” I demonstrated to Chen Weier with a smile.

Hearing I mention Li Shaojie, Weier immediately recalled that idiotic walking posture, and started laughing. The atmosphere also relaxed quite a bit. Under Zhao Yanyan and my help, Chen Weier started to be able to move forward slowly, at the end, she no longer needed our help.

I then taught Weier several simple moves, Chen Weier was not dumb, its just that her balance was a little poor. After several trials, she already familiarized herself with the movements. After that was plow gliding and plow turning, these were all basic movements in skiing, I demonstrated them one by one for Chen Weier.

About an hour something later, Chen Weier no longer needed Zhao Yanyan and my help and started gliding on the slope by herself.

“Let’s fine a slightly steeper slope to practice,” Zhao Yanyan suggested. We were just there to coach Weier anyway, this kind of gentle slope had no challenge for a master like Zhao Yanyan.

“Let’s not go?” I said worriedly looking at Chen Weier.

“It’s alright, I also want to try,” Chen Weier already abandoned her fright then, and was fully enjoying the fun skiing brought .

I checked out the surroundings. The slope was at the edge of the ski field, the cliff wasn’t far away. If we don’t intentionally move over there, we wouldn’t be in much danger.

Zhao Yanyan finally relaxed her shoulders, and started skiing. She smiled to me, then skied down first.

“Want to try?” I said to Weier.

Chen Weier looked down, and was overcome with a sense of dizziness. She clenched her teeth and said softly to me, “Liu Lei, can you hold me?”

“Okay!” I happily held Weier’s hand, this was the result I wanted.

With my support, Weier started slowly gliding down the mountain.

“**** your mom, you two bitches, a dog couples, go and die!” Suddenly Li Shaojie’s hateful voice ran out behind us, right after that, I felt a powerful force that was pushed towards Chen Weier and I!

I immediately lost my balance, but was still able to remain a hint of calmness, I quickly stuck the ski stick in the ground to maintain my balance, but Chen Weier wasn’t as calm as me, her body immediately fell.

“Screw you mom, I don’t believe you won’t die!”

I tried with all my might to hold Weier when I felt a heavy kick behind me, I instantly fell, and fell down the slope with Chen Weier, and rolled towards the slope…

Since the force Chen Weier and I had to withstand wasn’t equal, Chen Weier fell down first, and thus we actually slid down towards Chen Weier’s side! That side was the cliff of Xixing Mountain, the cliff was only several tens of meters away! Chen Weier and I were still rolling down unstoppably!

If I let go of Chen Weier’s hand, then I could potentially change the direction I was sliding down, but I didn’t do that. I couldn’t live alone and leave Chen Weier! Seeing the cliff approach closer and closer, a thought flashed across my mind: Was Chen Weier and I really going to fall to our deaths here today?

Heh, I closed my eyes! I don’t believe it, would my old bro Yama would really let me die this easily?

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“Weier, I’ll teach you?” I reached out my hand, and said to Weier who was sitting on a pile of snow.

“**** off! Even if she needs teaching, it’s not for you!” I didn’t even need to turn my head to know that this voice belonged to the annoying LI Shaojie.

This guy randomly ran over. That’s right, this guy actually ran over wearing the ski boards and ran over like flip flop flip flop. He was just like a huge duck. If I didn’t know this guy is truly a ******, I might even have thought that he invented a new skiing method.

“You ******, stay away from Chen Weier, or else I’ll beat you to death,” Li Shaojie ran in front of us panting, and after seeing that there’s no one around, he regained his pretentious mouth and shouted at me while pointing.

“Say, Li Shaojie-tongxue, I put over with you over and over because you are in the same class at Chen Weier, but you can’t be so endless right?” I couldn’t be bothered with this piece of trash before, this type of person was simply too weak for me, I could deal with him with several moves.

“Heh, with your **** look, I don’t know what ******* luck you had managing to get Zhao Yanyan. But I’m warning you, you better stay away from Chen Weier, now take your bird and **** off, Chen Weier isn’t someone a poor **** like you can reach!” Li Shaojie deliberately touched the ski google that he spent 500 kuai to buy and said.

Saying bad stuff about me was fine, he actually dragged Zhao Yanyan into it, from his meaning it seems like he was saying Zhao Yanyan had no taste so she got with me? Isn’t that looking to die?

“Li Shaojie, you will pay for what you have said today,” I said calmly.

“****! You dare to threaten me? **** this, I haven’t been scared! I’m telling you, immediately apologize to me, then everything’s fine, it’s all good, or else I can kill you don’t you believe me?” Li Shaojie shouted.

“Haha——“ I laughed instead of getting angry, this was the most interesting joke I’ve heard. Do you think you are the underworld? I’m poor? Only an upstart like you would flaunt about how rich you are everywhere.

“What are you laughing about! I’ll make you cry later,” LI Shaojie glanced around, all the other students were far away, Li Bingfeng was also teaching other to ski, no one was paying attention towards this side. Li Shaojie was relieved now, if I don’t teach you brat who doesn’t know how high the sky is and how thick the ground is, you won’t know how great I Li Shaojie is right? I am a sanda master, looking at the person in front of me who was so frail, isn’t it going to be like a game to beat him up?

“You asked for it, don’t blame me for being merciless!” Li Shaojie cracked his knuckles and took off the ski boards, moved around a bit. He was an idiot in this rgard, and the ski boards would get in the way when fighting.

“Wait——“ Seeing that he was getting ready to fight, I felt like there was something that should be made clear before we fight.

“What? Scared! If you’re scared then **** off, if you leave now I won’t do anything to you!” Seeing that I said stop, Li Shaojie thought I was scared, and said proudly there.

“Hehe, Li-tongxue, before we trade moves, I feel like something has to made clear first,” I cleared my throat and said.

“What do you want to say? Last words? Haha!” Li Shaojie didn’t care at all.

“I can accompany you in fighting, but whoever loses has to stay away from Chen Weier! Also the loser can’t take revenge afterwards,” I felt like I had to clarify it first, I didn’t want the second Liu Kesheng to appear. Although I wasn’t scared from him taking revenge on me afterwards, but the less of this sort of troublesome thing the better.

“Okay! That’s a promise! However it seems like you said it just for yourself right?” Li Shaojie laughed.

“Are you ready?” I don’t know why, but these words popped out from my mouth again.

“I’m ready…” Li Shaojie replied subconsciously, however the moment those words left his mouth, he felt something amiss, like he was made a fool. As expected, Chen Weier and Zhao Yanyan already started laughing.

“****! You asked for it! Today I will beat you until your mother doesn’t recognize you!” Li Shaojie waved his fist with anger and shame, then dashed towards me.

I didn’t even need to use my superpower to know where his weakness was with at this speed. With Li Shaojie’s ability, he was a third rated sanda person at max.

Li Shaojie’s threw a punch towards my abdomen, and then closely followed it with his right leg that wanted to attack my lower body. This brat is really black hearted, using a killer move immediately, and wanted me to become impotent. However wanting to hurt me with this level of ability, that’s simply too naïve! No matter what, I was a teenage sanda champion in my previous life, don’t talk about Li Shaojie, even if his shifu was here I could easily deal with him!

I casually lifted my left foot, just as Li Shaojie was got in front of me, and quickly kicked, blocking his knee. Then I used my hand to grab the fist he threw out, and used a bit of strength, Li Shaojie immediately flew up, and fell onto the snow.

I barely even used ten percent of my strength, and I haven’t even started counterattacking, and only put up the necessary defense I needed to do. Even so, Li Shaojie still stumbled. Luckily the ground was covered in soft snow, or else if he fell onto a cement floor, that would be enough for Li-tongxue to suffer, at the very least his pelvis bone would have cracked.

Li Shaojie didn’t take too long before quickly crawling up from the ground, he didn’t even wipe away the snow on him, and just directly jumped up, and wanted to attack me once again.

“Stop!” I immediately shouted. “Say Li-tongxue, isn’t it enough for today? It looks like you aren’t capable of being my opponent, why do you have to make a fool of yourself?”

“Heh, don’t get so full of yourself! Just now it was too slippery, I got careless, but this time you won’t be so lucky, I will not easily let you go today!”

Chen Weier and Zhao Yanyan were very clear about my abilities, so they stood behind me without a tiny bit of fright, actually they were even looking at Li Shaojie and I with interest, from the look of excitement and heat in Chen Weier’s eyes, she seems to wish I can quickly beat this Li Shaojie up!

Li Shaojie adjusted his posture, and got ready again, but this time he didn’t randomly attach, he just gazed at me, in search of a chance to make a move. It looks like this Li Shaojie wasn’t a complete idiot, he at least understood the techniques needed to contest with someone.

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Only then did Chen Weier slowly, causing her to noticed that she was still ambiguously hugged. “Ah!” Chen Weier subconsciously screamed, and quickly escaped from my embrace.

I was only scared just now, so I hid in his arms. Chen Weier comforted herself in her heart.

Zhao Yanyan’s cable car arrived to the mountain top right after us. The chick jumped down from the car while giggling, and arrived in front of me, she mischievously looked at me and the blushing Chen Weier, “Weier-jiejie, did this bad guy bully you?”

“N-No!” Chen Weier would freak out from Zhao Yanyan’s every single word, the winter camp haven’t even started, she was already scared twice, this is the third time. Zhao Yanyan seemed to grasp her thoughts perfection, if she really stood up and said that she (Chen Weier) shouldn’t seduce her boyfriend, perhaps she (Chen Weier) would feel better. What she was most afraid of was the current situation, Zhao Yanyan clearly knows about it all, yet not only did she push Liu Lei towards her, and also seemed to agree with her liking Liu Lei.

“Yanyan, stop joking around. Do you have gum? Weier is afraid of heights, and haven’t recovered,” I looked at Chen Weier and noticed that her face was still white.

Zhao Yanyan took out a pack of Doublemint gum, and handed it respectively to Chen Weier and I, then also took out a piece and placed it in her own mouth. Gum was a very popular thing in 1995, young people all treated it as a type of fashion, pushing the Dada Bubblegum that was once really popular out of its historical stage.

Due to the cold temperature, the mint flavored gum was rather cool when placed into the mouth, but Chen Weier seemed to enjoy it, her knitted eyebrows seemed to relax quite a bit, despite her face being rather pale, it still reddened a lot.

The winds of the snowy mountain blew against Chen Weier’s hair, lifting it into the air like an ice fairy. All of the sudden, I couldn’t help but be awestruck.

“Weier, you’re so beautiful,” I exclaimed, and softly helped her comb down her hair as I looked passionately at her beautiful face.

“Liu Lei…” Chen Weier shockingly gazed at me, and murmured.

“Hai——Hai——!” Zhao Yanyan coughed twice.

Chen Weier immediately subconsciously pushed me away, and stood on the side, then looked towards Zhao Yanyan while being unsure of what to do, with her face full of resentment.

“There are people behind, be a bit more careful you two. If you are going to get intimate, you have to find somewhere where there isn’t anyone!” Zhao Yanyan pointed at the cable cars coming up and said.

“Hehe,” I laughed dryly and scratched my head, then whispered beside Zhao Yanyan’s ear, “Did you get jealous?”

“Heh! Stop pretending after you’ve been benefitted,” Zhao Yanyan’s crab hands pinched my waist once again as she glared at me. “If I was jealous I wouldn’t have pushed you to onto the same car.”

“Aiya!” I exclaimed in pain.

“Heh, Weier-jiejie, let us ignore this pervert! Come, let’s go skiing!” With that, Zhao Yanyan pulled Chen Weier towards the entrance of the ski field without looking at me.

I shook my head and followed behind, a woman’s heart was truly like a needle in the ocean. Not only did I not understand Weier’s thoughts, now I was even starting to get confused on what Zhao Yanyan was doing.

I carried the luggage for the three of us, this ski board truly so ******* heavy, it was at least twenty to twenty five kilograms. With all the miscellaneous equipment as well, I was like an armored car, and moved forward slowly with large and small bags hanging from my body.

Suddenly, a figure dashed out from behind me, ****, I nearly fell over. I raised my head to look, it was the ****** Li Shaojie looking at me with a smirk. Li Shaojie waved his hand and said, “You’re a snail now aye, this is the result of being pretentious!” After saying that, he quickly walked forward.

He actually dared to mock me?! I’m a snail? I’ll let you see what is a supersonic snail today. I took a deep breath and focused, the scene before me changed, and gradually became unusually slow. Li Shaojie was stepping forward with a speed even more snail than a snail, one of his leg was still in midair.

I slowly walked in front of him, surpassing him by ten odd meters, then I let out a sigh and returned to normal. I turned my head back, and raised my middle finger towards the Li Shaojie behind me, then started walking forward without turning back again.

“Ah!” LI Shaojie looked at me with wide eyes. He felt something was not right just now, a black figure used a speed faster than lightning to speed in front from behind his back. After noticing that the person was me, he was really shocked, and kept on using his hands to rub his eyes.

“You are slower than a snail,” I left a sentence behind before I hurried towards Zhao Yanyan and co.. When I am using my superpower, the movements of everything else was extremely slow to me, in other words, my speed would become unusually quick for everything else. So I became a shadow in Li Shaojie’s eyes.

I finished changing into the ski suit, and put on the wristbands and knee guards. Zhao Yanyan was also like me, and wore the things like she knew what she was doing, from the familiarity she showed, she must have skied before. However this was very normal, Zhao Junsheng was an entrepreneur before he followed me, Skiing was a trendy sport among rich people in 1995.

Yet Chen Weier struggled for a long time and still couldn’t put it on, but she was too embarrassed to say anything, and thus only looked helplessly towards Zhao Yanyan. However Zhao Yanyan turned her head around like she didn’t see anything.

Ai! I sighed. This chick was deliberately creating a chance for me again.

I walked over, picked up the outfit from Chen Weier’s hands. I carefully put it on her. Chen Weier stood there, unmoving, and allowed me to do as I please. Her cheeks that were red due to the weather became even more red.

After I finished helping Weier, I noticed that when everyone arrived, Han Bingfeng begun to teach people how to wear the ski equipment. Seeing that we had finished wearing it all, Li Shaojie didn’t want to lose to us and put it all on as well, however what made me confused was that this ****** actually wore the knee and arm guards inside the ski suit, causing him to look so chubby like a huge panda. Only after hearing Han Bingfeng’s explanation, did he realize he made a huge fool of himself.

I put on the ski board, and stretched out, then I skied around in the snow for a little bit. It felt pretty good, although I haven’t been able to show the level I could do during university in my previous life, I did ski alright. I haven’t touched this sport for nearly tens years, it’s already great that I haven’t fallen over.

Zhao Yanyan also stabilized her ski boards, and was talking to Chen Weier.

“What happened?” I asked.

“Weier doesn’t know how to ski! Come over and help!” Zhao Yanyan shouted towards me.

She doesn’t know how to ski?! Haha, that’s great for me. An image surfaced in my mind – a couple romantically holding hands in the snow… Hehe, the free coach is here!

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Six eighty? Are you kidding me! That inferior good Li Shaojie bought was three thousand eight hundred, and this ski board of better quality was only sold to me for six eighty?

“How much?” I asked once again with uncertainty, this was way too cheap.

“Six eighty! The price is already really fair, you are also in the industry, so I don’t need to say too much about the quality of this ski board,” that owner thought that I found it too expensive, and immediately explained.

“Oh!” I nodded, more or less understanding what he meant. Although the quality of the ski board was very good, but because of its color and looks, a lot of people asked about it. I really got a great deal, although I’m really rich, I can’t just carelessly spend money right?

“Then give us three pairs!” I said to the owner.

“Three pairs?” The owner was shocked to the point that his mouth was wide open. Although he didn’t make much off this ski board, being able to deal with the stocks quickly was still a very joyous thing.

“Liu Lei, why are you buying so many?” Although Chen Weier felt that one might have been for her when I said three pairs, she still couldn’t help but ask.

“Weier-jiejie, of course he bought one for each of the three of us!” Before I said anything, Zhao Yanyan explained with a smie.

“For me… me…!” Chen Weier subconsciously wanted to refused, but she couldn’t open her mouth. In fact, she had a hint of joy from the depths of her heart. However since she had already rejected Li Shaojie just now, accepting Liu Lei’s offer was clearly going to cause a misunderstanding. Therefore she still said, “Then never mind, I can’t casually take someone else’s thing…”

“Hehe, Weier-jiejie! It’s not the first time you accept something from him, that set of clothes from Fairyfair…” Zhao Yanyan said beside Chen Weier’s ear like she was doing a prank.

“Ah!” Chen Weier was so shocked that she nearly sat on the floor, and said frantically, “How-how did you know?”

“Wouldn’t you know just looking at what you’re wearing inside your down jacket!” Zhao Yanyan glared at Chen Weier’s chest and said.

“…” Chen Weier blushed, she randomly took this set of clothes out, and wore it inside. Did she wear it for that person? She wasn’t even sure herself.

Zhao Yanyan smiled and said, “When Liu Lei and I went shopping the other day, I also got interested in this set of clothes.”

The shop owner took out three pairs of ski boards, and handed it to us. Chen Weier also picked up a pair with a red face.

“Weier, you actually accepted the ski board he bought for you!” Li Shaojie exclaimed.

“Weier is our great friend, why can’t we buy it for her? As for you, Weier this, Weier that, does she have anything to do with you?” Zhao Yanyan argued.

“Heh! Weier, even if they are good friends of yours, you still need to think about the safety of your life! Buying a six hundred something kuai ski board is essentially kidding with your laugh! Look at my ski board, so very solid! Then look at the one he bought for you, so light, just like cardboard,” Li Shaojie said.

I laughed coldly in my heart, it isn’t even sure who would be in life threatening danger when we start skiing later. Just with your aluminum sheet, it’ll be weird if you don’t fall to your death! However I didn’t want to tell him, a dead ****** is one less ******. Before I said anything, Li Shaojie pointed the spearhead towards me, “What’s with you? If you don’t have money then don’t get pretentious and buy stuff hre! Buying stuff for girls, you should look at if you have the ability first! Six eighty for a pair! Even three pairs isn’t worth as much as one pair of mine, even if you want to commit suicide, don’t drag Weier into it!”

“If you don’t feel alright with it, then spend some money and buy it for Weier, I have nothing against it! But don’t just crap in front of me,” I have no idea about how to describe this fellow, he managed to get the top ten in the year even with this intelligence, the world really is big, is there some ******* problem with his brain!

Li Shaojie snorted, and stopped talking. I was rather confused, why didn’t this brat continue to argue with me? If I knew that he ran out of money, I would have definitely pushed him until he can’t stand anymore.

I took out a bankcard and handed it to the sop owner. I am a person that returned from the next century, I also retained my habit from my previous life when I go out, I always carry a few bankcards no matter where I went, and barely bring any cash.

“About this, we can’t swipe cards here!” The shop owner looked at the bankcard in my hand with a troubled expression. He finally sold out three pairs of this backlog, if I didn’t have cash, this transaction wouldn’t succeed.

Zhao Yanyan knows that I have this habit, and didn’t say anything, instead she took out her purse from her pocket, counted two thousand and handed it to the shop owner, “Three pairs for two thousand then.”

The shop owner received the cash, how would he dare to say know, it was great that he could sell it out, it doesn’t matter if he makes any profit or not.

Li Shaojie glared at me with disdain, what he meant was that I was someone who only knew how to eat soft rice, of course I couldn’t let him be, so I angrily returned his glare. How is this type of upstart who carries a huge stack of cash not scared of getting robbed?

I then picked three pairs of ski goggles, ski shoes and wristbands, kneecaps etc. Of course all of them are products that were cheap but with good quality. Li Shaojie also pretentiously followed my lead to buy these stuff, it’s just that the ones he bought were once again inferior products that he thought were high clas goods.

The other people all rented ski equipment with Han Bingfeng’s organization, I took a lot, the quality weren’t bad. It was comparable to the Fishman brand.

We would only get to the ski field at the top of the mountain by cable car, each cable car could only sit two people, I don’t know if Zhao Yanyan did it intentionally, she pushed Chen Weier and I into the same car, and then winked at me with a meaningful look.

The cable car gradually slid along the track towards the top of the mountain, underneath our feet were several hundred meters of air. Although the cable car was completely shut, Chen Weier still subconsciously leaned her body towards me, her hands tightly gripping the handle, as she was too worried to even move, in fear of falling down.

“Weier…” I said.

“En,” Chen Weier answered worriedly,tiny droplets of sweat formed on her forehead.

“Do you have acrophobia?” I looked at Weier’s trembling body and asked.

“En,” Chen Weier answered quietly once again.

I put my large hands on top of Weier’s hands, and gripped it lightly. The other arm grabbed Weier into my arms.

“Don’t…” Chen Weier wanted to push me away, just as a word came out of her mouth, the cable car coincidentally trembled at the attachment point of the track. This caused Weier to immediately grip my hand tightly, and didn’t dare to move, allowing me to continue hugging her.

We could see the full view of Xixing mountain on the cable car, the entire mountain was covered with whit, due to the low gradient of the slow, and the lack of vegetation, it was a natural paradise for skiing. I wanted to let Chen Weier see this beautiful scenery as well, but Chen Weier kept her eyes closed the entire time, and didn’t dare to open them.

“We’re here,” I patted Chen Weier’s back and said. At this time, the cable car already slid to the mountain top.

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“Pu——“ This person was truly an illiterate! I nearly laughed out loud, would ski boards within the country in 1995 be separated into male and female use? It was all the same, and only had difference in models. Only after 1997 did I see a female ski boards designed specifically for girls, this type of ski boards were usually lighter, and the board themselves were softer, the position of the holder was slightly more forward, this type of design not only improved the stability, but also made it easier to turn. However I would guess that even the sports shop owners would have never heard of ski boards specifically for female use in this era.

“About this, ski boards are for both genders!” The owner said with a difficult expression, clearly the boy in front of him was a rich person, so he spoke rather tactfully.

Although he was already really tactful, Li Shaojie’s expression still worsened a lot, then looking at me who was trying hard not to laugh on the side, it was clear that I was laughing at his ignorance.

“Of course I know it’s for both genders, I just wanted you to help me find a pair suitable for girls to use!” Li Shaojie explained rather diffidently.

“Okay! I’ll help you get it,” how could the owner not have heard past Li Shaojie’s explanation, but with business right in front of him, only an idiot would poke a hole through it.

“See if this is okay, it’s a Chevrolet product, definitely high class! Look at the material of the board, it’s made of aluminium!” The owner patted the ski board and said.

Chevrolet? Do you think you’re selling a car? It was a typical product of inferior quality. I took a glance at it, and knew that it was definitely the worst of the worst, the board had no tenacity at all.

“Oh! Not bad, not bad!” Li Shaojie pretended like he really understood it, then waved his hand and said, “En, very tough, it doesn’t change shape at all!”

“Ha… Ha…” I finally couldn’t hold back my laughter, and started chuckling, the owner’s face had already turned red.

“This little bro! Ski board is about tenacity…” The boss reminded Li Shaojie quietly.

“Heh! I know, that’s why this is too ******* hard! Hurry and find a softer one for me, I want the softest one!” Li Shaojie said loudly.

“Ha… Ha…” I was laughing so hard that I couldn’t stand straight. The owner couldn’t do anything but explain to Li Shaojie with an awkward expression, “Ski boards are all about being just right, being too soft will make it unable to withstand anything!”

“Oh… I know! What I mean is comparatively soft!” Li Shaojie said with a red face.

“This pair of Chevrolet is an excellent ski board, look at this aluminum, it’s definitely improved! It’s original!” The moment the owner started talking about products, he started exaggerating again, especially since the buyer in front of him was a layman, if he didn’t rip him off severely then what was he supposed to do?

“I know, I know, I knew this was a good product once I saw it, how much is it?” LI Shaojie said shamelessly.

“Three thousand eight hundred! How’s that, the price is fair aye?” The owner smiled servilely. This ski cost three hundred and eighty, since the idiot in front of him wanted to buy it, then he should rip him off more.

“Ah, not expensive, not expensive at all! Such a wonderful ski board for only three thousand eight hundred, it’s worth it!” Li Shaojie didn’t think that a pair of ski board would b three thousand something kuai, he thought that this would be like ice skates and even the most expensive ones would only cost several hundred, or a thousand, this one pair was nearly four thousand, this was two months of pocket money for him! Thinking about how he only have five thousand something kuai in his bank card, he felt a bit speechless, however he can’t retract what he bragged about doing, if he could buy for Chen Weier, yet not for himself, how much face would he lose! Yet if he doesn’t buy it for Weier, he would have even less face. Li Shaojie clenched his teeth and said, “Weier, what do you think about this?”

“There’s no need, Li Shaojie-tongxue, I will not accept anything you give!” Chen Weier used the phrase “Lishaojie-tongxue” to clarify their relationship, meaning that don’t always call me Weier, I have nothing to do with you, and it is impossible for me to accept what you give me.

“About this… okay,” Li Shaojie let out a long sigh of relief in his heart, although Chen Weier didn’t give him any face at all and refused him, it was better than her accepting it and he being unable to afford it.

“Then do you still want it?” Seeing that Chen Weier didn’t want it, the owner said disappointedly. Such a large amount of money was instantly gone.

“Yeah, find a pair for me!” Li Shaojie had wanted to buy a ski board for himself as well.

“Okay, I’ll go immediately!” The owner’s face was once again filled with a joyous smile as he happily turned around to find the ski board from the shelf.

“Owner, let me see that “Fishman” ski board on your shelf,” I pointed at the ski board on the bottom of the shelf and said.

“Oh, this? This isn’t that good,” the owner unwillingly took it out from the bottom of the shelf for me to see.

“This doesn’t look any special? It looks rather dumb, the owner had also said that this is bad!” Zhao Yanyan looked weirdly at the ski board in my hands and said to me.

“Hehe, he might have said that because he doesn’t earn that much from it! Yanyan, look, this pair of ski board is also made mostly with aluminum, but it has a special kind of light wood added in the middle, hence ensuring a good elasticity and tenacity! Also on the sides of the ski board is all made of improved ABS material, improving the impact resistance and ductility,” I explained. I have seen Fishman ski board in my previous life, it was already a world class brand then, yet it has no become famous in 1995 yet, since the cost of it wasn’t cheap, and it didn’t look great, it cold only have fallen to the very bottom of the shelf.

“How do you know so much?” Chen Weier interrupted weirdly on the side.

“Hehe, you…” Zhao Yanyan giggled, and whispered something beside Chen Weier’s ear. Chen Weier’s cheeks immediately blushed, and quickly shook her head, “How is that fine!”

“Yanyan, what did you say to her just now?” I asked weirdly.

“Nothing, hehe,” Zhao Yanyan raised her head again as she said that, her gaze moved towards Chen Weier, whose head immediately dipped again.

I really didn’t get it, what did the two girls say. I should find a chance to ask Zhao Yanyan by herself, this chick has no more secrets once she gets onto the bed.

“Owner, how much is this ski board?” I pointed to the Fishman ski board in my hand and said.

“This…” The boss already found out that I was a professional from the words I said just now, so it was impossible to earn a lot from me. Instead of saying a really high cost and scare me away, it was better to sell more at a cheaper price, and sell it as long as he made a profit. Even if he didn’t sell it, other shops would, I was clearly different from the idiot just now.

“I’ll give it to you for six hundred and eighty kuai!” The owner clenched his teeth and said a price like that. This ski board had cost six hundred kuai to buy it in, but it didn’t look as pretty as those crappy goods that cost three four hundred kuai, although the quality was better, most of the skiers here were amateurs, and didn’t understand this, he had hoped to make a good profit from these ski board, but it has nearly been three months, and he has only sold a pair, and it was sold to someone he knows for its cost.

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I don’t know if Zhao Yanyan did it intentionally, she immediately pulled Chen Weier who was by my side. Chen Weier freaked out immediately, her heart nearly jumped out from her throat. She was chatting happily with Liu Lei on the car just now, Zhao Yanyan couldn’t have misunderstood something so came to make a punitive expedition right? When it comes to that, if she was asked if she likes Liu Lei, how should she answer? She did had a promise with Liu Lei that looked fine, but was just a lie to herself, would Zhao Yanyan notice anything?

“Weier-jiejie, let us stay in a room okay?” Zhao Yanyan pulled Chen Weier’s arm and said calmly.

“Oh… About this… Okay!” Chen Weier originally wanted to refuse, however she thought that if she really refused, then isn’t that being guilty?

“That’s great, I always hear Liu Lei mention you, I can finally witness Weier-jiejie’s beauty!” Zhao Yanyan smiled like she was not smiling as she checked Chen Weier out.

However this sentence turned into a huge mockery in Chen Weier’s ears, she immediately remembered the hug that night, and felt like she was a mistress that was caught by their wife, and felt truly ashamed. She couldn’t help but get annoyed in her heard: Liu Lei you idiot, how can you mention another girl in front of your own girlfriend!

“I… Yanyan-meimei, I’ve wronged you, I won’t bother Liu Lei ever again!” Chen Weier clenched her teeth, and said determinedly to Zhao Yanyan.

“Weier-jiejie, what are you saying?” Zhao Yanyan asked in confusion.

“Yanyan-meiemi, didn’t you come to make a punitive expedition against me?” Chen Weier also said in confusion with a blushed face.

“Punitive expedition? Why would I do that!” Zhao Yanyan only understood now, so Chen Weier was scared that she misunderstood her relationship with Liu Lei. However since Chen Weier did this, it showed that Chen Weier did hold Liu Lei in her heart, that bad guy really got lucky!

“Oh…” Chen Weier understood now that she thought too much into it. It’s all her fault that she got impulsive and spilled everything out. That’s great, originally there was barely any relationship, now due to her own explanations it just became more and more suspicious.

Although Chen Weier was older than Zhao Yanyan, she still had a little girl’s mindset, how could she compare with Zhao Yanyan in terms of schemes. Zhao Yanyan didn’t continued to ask about anything either, and pretended that she didn’t know anything, she just held Chen Weier’s hand and intimately stood at the side. This did allow the nervous Chen Weier to let out a sigh of relief.

It was like the rest of the boys had planned this, all of them found their rooming partners. There was one that was sick, who didn’t come, hence leaving me by myself.

There was nothing Han Bingfeng could do about it even after knowing that, he shared a room with the school’s driver, and could only leave me alone in a room.

I know these people intentionally isolated me. That Li Shaojie seemed to have quite a bit of influence on these people, and thus creating a one-sided situation. However I do want to thank him, by giving me a standard room all to myself, this would be convenient for me to XXOO with Zhao Yanyan at night.

When I placed down my backpack, someone knocked on my door. I opened it and took, Zhao Yanyan was giggling while looking at me, beside her was Chen Weier.

“Dean Han told everyone to go downstairs to rent equipment together,” Zhao Yanyan said to me.

“Okay,” I closed the door as I went out, tied the key to my wrist, and went downstairs with them. The moment we got down, the weird combination of the three of us received the murderous gaze of the various boys. Normally I was rather low-key in school, and don’t often come to school, so not many people know that Zhao Yanyan was my girlfriend. This group of people had just seen me chatting happily with Chen Weier, and now were walking very close to the first place of the school beauty leaderboard, how could they not get annoyed? Zhao Yanyan was essentially the embodiment of perfection in Fourth High, and was a goddess in the hearts of these people, compared to Chen Weier, Zhao Yanyan made people feel more surreal, and was someone that could only be watched from a distance. If it wasn’t for my rebirth, Zhao Yanyan would hold a similar image in my heart as well.

Everyone was thinking about one question right now, which is that this pervert didn’t just have enough after teasing Chen Weier, and now actually started flirting with Zhao Yanyan. If it wasn’t due to Han Bingfeng waiting downstairs, these people would have definitely ran up and beat me till I’m swollen.

However Zhao Yanyan’s next sentence immediately dowsed their tiny bit of hope. Zhao Yanyan wrapped herself around my arm, and said in an extremely feminine voice to me, “Hubby, the skis for rent aren’t very good, let’s buy a pair ourselves okay?”

The moment Zhao Yanyan used this tone to speak to me, I knew that she wanted something from me. I don’t know whom did this chick learn it from, I had completely not notice. Only afterwards did I know the criminal mastermind behind it, when I found out I nearly died of an internal bleeding in my brain, because the one who taught Zhao Yanyan this move was my mother!

However with Zhao Yanyan’s family background, the money to buy a pair of ski board was negligible, even though Zhao Junsheng was my subordinate, with his salary every year, it was still enough to let their entire family spend without restraint. The meaning of Zhao Yanyan wanting me to buy it for her was naturally different, buying something yourself and having the one you love most buy it for you had a big difference.

“Sure!” I joyfully answered. Zhao Yanyan’s suggestion was good, a pair of suitable ski equipment wasn’t just comfortable, but was also much safer. I experienced this deeply in my previous life, even if Zhao Yanyan didn’t ask me, I would have considered buying suitable ski equipment myself.

When everyone saw Zhao Yanyan and my actions, although they were jealous in their hearts, they still let out a sigh of relief, especially that Li Shaojie. This means that, I, as Zhao Yanyan’s boyfriend, didn’t have any relationship with Chen Weier. The reason I chatted and laughed with Chen Weier was only because Zhao Yanyan and Chen Weier are good friends. They had no idea that Zhao Yanyan only went to get to know Chen Weier because of me.

“I knew you were the best hubby!” Seeing that Zhao Yanyan agreed with her request, she happily kissed me on the cheek, and completely ignored the gaze of the perverts surrounding us.

On the journey, Zhao Yanyan and I chatted and laughed while we followed the other people to the ski equipment store. Chen Weier was pulled along by Zhao Yanyan, and since she was too embarrassed to say anything, she only awkwardly followed us.

Just when we were focusing on picking ski equipment, that Li Shaojie once again appeared beside us. “Weier, let me buy you a pair of ski boards!” Li Shaojie said.

“No need…” Chen Weier shook her head and refused.

“Owner, do you have some ski boards for girls?” Li Shaojie said proudly.

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The gazes of these people made me recall the moment when first year just started and I became Zhao Yanyan’s desk mate, these people all thought that I was a toad that wanted to eat swan meat, but after Zhao Yanyan became my wife, that group of people couldn’t help but accept reality. It was the same now, from the moment I sat down next to Chen Weier, they all wanted me be destroyed, they finally got a chance, yet the scene they imagined did not appear before them.

Just as I was getting full of myself, that Li Shaojie couldn’t restrain the flames of anger in his heart and rushed over, pointed at me and said, “Brat, you actually dare to flirt with Chen Weier in public, are you treating us as non-existent?”

Chen Weier and I looked at this samarian that stood up with a face full of surprise.

Meanwhile, Li Shaojie was clenching his fists and starting at me , the rascal delinquent trash that flirted with Chen Weier, with a face full of anger, all the while clenching his teeth, if he had long hair, the scene of his hair sticking up in anger would definitely occur.

“I-I… was not… that… by him…” Before I said anything, Chen Weier already said while blushing. It was clear that she felt the term “tease” was not very polite, and changed it to “that”.

“Weier, you don’t need to be afraid! Did this bad guy threaten you? Don’t worry, just tell us, there’s so many of us here, are we supposed to be afraid of him?” LI Shaojie said passionately.

“That’s right! We definitely can’t not do anything about it!”

“Definitely cannot allow the pervert to succeed!”

“Yeah! We’re not afraid of him…”

Humans are afraid of people taking the lead in fanning the flames, as long as one stood up, then there will immediately be a group of people that answers him. Beating a dog fallen into water was something nobody would give up.

“Let me speak, the person in front of me, are you the world police or the universal superman? Even if I am a rascal, you don’t need to stand up and point fingers right?” I said with disdain.

“Being a samarian is the duty of every civilian, don’t you agree!?” Li Shaojie turned around to the supporters and said.

“Yes! We all support you!” The people behind Li Shaojie answered.

“Now you’re all of one heart?” I said speechlessly. They are supposed to be all rivals in love, why are they now working so well together.

“Heh! How’s that? You scared? If you’re scared then stay far away from Chen Weier!” Li Shaojie said with a hateful gaze.

“Ai—— What’s with you students? Do you not want to participate in thee winter camp anymore? If you don’t want to then say it, you can get off the car now!” The Han Bingfeng that was falling asleep on the copilot seat quickly came over to scold when he heard the unusual fire-powdery atmosphere.

“Dean Han!” Seeing the dean walk over, Li Shaojie didn’t dare to act cocky anymore, and immediately said politely.

“Heh! Are you all still good students? Are there good students like you? Getting full of yourself after getting the first ten? You think you can start fighting now you got into the top ten? Tell me what’s going on!” Han Bingfeng glared at Li Shaojie and said.

“Uhmm…” Li Shaojie didn’t know how to answer, was he supposed to tell the dean that he was jealous of this one before him?

“Okay now, don’t make up excuses for me, I have no effort to listen to it either. Conduct yourself well, or else get off the car immediately!” Han Bingfeng did not forget to glance sideways at me. What he meant was that I was also definitely at fault here, so I should pay attention too!

“I understand, Dean Han,” Li Shaojie kept on nodding. All the while he continued to mad in his heart, this pervert got lucky.

The entire journey, under the hateful gaze of Li Shaojie and co., I chatted with Chen Weier.

“Weier, let me tell you a joke!” I chuckled and said.

“I’m not listening!” Chen Weier said subconsciously, because it had a hint of lewdness when I told her a joke last time, the hick subconsciously refused after hearing that I was going to tell her a joke.

“It’ll definitely be a proper joke this time! I promise to old man Yama,” I swore.

“Puchi——“ Chen Weier couldn’t help but laugh after hearing that. “You’re so weird, other people all swear using all types of deities, this is the first time I heard that someone swear using Yama!”

“Hehe! You don’t understand, Yama is in charge of a person’s life or death, so using him to sweat is using my own life to sweat right?” I explained. Actually the reason I dared to swear using my old bro Yama was because I know he can’t do anything to me. If I dragged in any other deities, if they get annoyed, then it’s no joke.

“Oh, then say it,” seeing how real I made it sound, she also believed it.

“Once upon a time, there was a child, he sleeps and wakes up early, and studies well, and improves everyday…” Saying to that point, I intentionally paused.

“Then?” Hearing that, Chen Weier wanted to know the result quickly.

“Then died,” I said.

“Died? How did he die?” Chen Weier asked weirdly.

“Yeah, this joke is, once upon a time, there was a child, he sleeps and wake up early, studies hard, and improves everyday, then died,” I said seriously.

“He… He…. You call this a joke! Ha… Ha… There is no relationship between the two, it’s so funny,” Chen Weier finally understood the meaning of the joke, and laughed endlessly.

Cold jests weren’t popular yet in this era, I subconsciously told her one that I saw on the Internet in my previous life. The funny point here was no on it’s actual meaning, but on the part “then died”, this had nothing to do with the first half at all!

“Then do you still want to listen?” I beat the iron while it’s hot and said. It was this easy to make a girl like you in this era, you could get the beauty’s laughter with a few sentences. It’s not like a few years later when the Internet is popularized, all of the little girls have ben trained like thousand year ginseng, extremely bright.

“En, then say another one! But I already say I won’t listen to those!” Wen Chen Weier said that, she blushed, and immediately dipped her head.

“Hehe, okay…” Therefore I told the jokes I heard in my previous life such as the mouse becoming an aviator for their children, and thus got married to the bat; and the frog marrying the turtle so their children could live longer etc. to Zhao Yanyan. Chen Weier covered her mouth, and kept on laughing, while complaining to me about where I heard so many weird jokes.

I know Li Shaojie was still clenching his teeth towards me not far away, and Weier’s other pursuers were still angered. However what does that have to do with me?

The car gradually drove towards the Xixing Mountain Ski field, and stopped in front of hotel. It looks like the school was rather willing to spend money, each of the standard rooms in this class of hotel would cost at least three hundred, furthermore it was the peak season of the ski field.

“Everyone get off! Boys and girls get into separate pairs, two people per room!” Han Bingfeng ordered us after he got off.

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