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Chapter 161 – It’ll scare you to death if I say it



“The two just now? Can you compare up to them?” The guard snorted and said in disdain.

“What about them? Why don’t you ask them for the invitations, and ask us for it?” Zhao Yanyan was also a bit angry. Even a guard had an ox’s temper, what Guobin Hotel, they are just looking down on people.

“It’ll scare you to death if I say it! Do you see the door? Out of those two, one of them is Songjiang Province’s real estate magnate Wang Youwei’s gongzi, Wang Weicheng, as for the other, is the gongzi of this hotel’s general manager!” The guard said angrily.

“Hahahaha!” I laughed a lot after hearing that, it wasn’t a pretense, it was because this was very funny. One is a real estate magnate, the other is the hotel manager, in other words they are just extras, the real organizer is my Shuguang Corporation!

“What are you laughing at?” The guard looked at me and asked in confusion.

“Do you know who is organizing this party?” I asked meaningfully.

“Organizing? Why are you asking this!” The guard asked without understanding.

“Nonsense! I’m telling you, this is the young lady of Shuguang Corporation’s Director Zhao!” I didn’t want to b̲u̲l̲l̲s̲h̲i̲t̲ with the guard.

“Ah!” The guard momentarily blanked. How could he not know that the organizer for the concert is Shuguang Corporation, and now hearing this person say it, he did start to lack confidence.

“Yanyan, why are you guys standing at the door? Why aren’t you coming in?” At this moment, Uncle Zhao’s driver old Gao saw us and walked over.

“Uncle Zhao, this guard isn’t letting us in,” Zhao Yanyan said in annoyance.

“About this… Gao-ge, I’m just doing things by the book!” The guard quickly explained. He didn’t know other people, but he couldn’t not recognize the person in front of him. The driver of Shuguang Corporation’s CEO, he didn’t lack meeting with him.

Since the banquet is private, it wasn’t very big in scale. Old Gao led us into the banquet hall, Zhao Yanyan and I were not unfamiliar with this sort of situation, but it was Chen Weier’s first time attending such an official private gathering, so she wasn’t quite used to it. She dipped her head while entering and was a little shy.

Since Su Yingzi didn’t appear yet the banquet didn’t officially start. The people inside chatted in small groups, all of them making friends with those that they can use in the future. That Wang Weicheng stood beside the window, holding a glass of red wine and was flirting with a very slutty girl. Rate-eye was lecherously starting at that girl’s chest.

It looks like this Wang Weicheng’s taste is not unusually low, even doing this sort of goods.

“Zhao-xiaojie, can you give face to this lowly one and be my partner?” A male voice full of magnetism entered my ears. Zhao-xiaojie? Isn’t that my wife? My impression of this person instantly dropped, the magnetic voice also turned feminine.

“Sorry, she is my partner,” I raised my head and said to the person that have come mercilessly. I checked the person out, he was about the same age as me, and was wearing a black suit, it was obvious from first sight that the price isn’t cheap. He could be said as quite handsome, especially that educated feel, giving others a polite atmosphere.

“Ah!” The person momentarily blanked, and checked me out at the same time as I checked him out. However, even after quite a while, he still couldn’t recall a person like me in Songjiang Province’s upper class. Thus he said weirdly but still politely, “Sorry, it’s this one’s mistake. I wonder how should I address mister?”

“I’m called Liu Lei,” From the looks of it, this person isn’t some sordid person, and my impression of him improved quite a bit. Thus I reached out my hand.

“It’s a pleasure meeting you, here is this one’s name card,” That person shook hands with me, took out a name card from his pocket and said politely while handing it over to me with two hands.

I took a look, on it wrote: Songjiang City Xingyu Cultural Media Development Limited, Chairman of the Board, Wang Yu.

“Oh, so it’s Chairman Wang, forgive my rudeness!” I replied with courtesy. However, I subconsciously placed this person into the section of young but accomplished people in my heard. The bad impression from the start was wiped clean.

“What Chairman Wang, it’s just messing around. I wonder where does Mr. Liu work?” Wang Yu shook his head and said humbly. Despite that, I could still tell that this person was a bit happy being flattered.

“Me? I’m just a student,” I chuckled.

“It can’t be that simple right, you even got the prideful Zhao-xiaojie to be your partner, Mr. Liu…” Wang Yu’s mind simulated infinite possibilities, who exactly is this person?

“Prideful?” I repeated in confusion, why couldn’t I tell.

“Yeah. Our Chasing Zhao Alliance has already pursued Zhao-xiaojie for so any years, yet I haven’t seen anyone succeed in asking her out…” Wang Yu explained.

“Wait, what did you say? Chasing Zhao Alliance? What is that?” I sweat, why is there such an organization?

“Wang Yu, what are you saying!” Zhao Yanyan interrupted.

“I won’t say anymore, no more,” I didn’t think that the blabbering Wang Yu instantly acted like a mouse that saw a cat.

“Ai, Wangnv, what are you doing!” Just as we were talking, a voice sounded out from behind my back.

“Wu-ge, can you not say my nickname in front of my idol!” Wang Yu frowned and said unwillingly.

“Idol? Yanyan also came?” Since we had our backs to him, so the only person he saw was Wang Yu.

Following that, I heard the person that came say, “Big bro, Dasao…es, you guys also came.”

The person that came was Fatty Wu, seeing Zhao Yanyan, he originally wanted to say Dasao, but then he saw Chen Weier, who he met the other day, and thus said Dasaoes in a hurry.

“Dasao? What’s this!” Wang Yu asked weirdly, but he had a bad feeling in his heart.

“Wangnv, don’t you know? Zhao Yanyan already belongs to someone!” Fatty Wu clapped Wang Yu’s shoulders and said.

“That means… we have no hope?” Wang Yu momentarily blanked, and said disappointedly. He felt something amiss just now, it was his first time seeing Zhao Yanyan out appear alone with a boy, he already had a foreboding feeling then, he never would have thought that it would become reality.

“Okay now, Wangnv, don’t be upset. I heard there’s quite a few beauties in this banquet today, take this chance to get along with one,” Fatty Wu comforted.

Wang Yu shook his head, picked up a glass of beer bitterly, then chugged it down. I was a bit worried seeing his appearance. I also clearly understood his feeling right now, did I have this sort of feeling in my previous life?

“Is he alright?” I said asked Fatty Wu worriedly.

“He’s fine, what could happen. Let him be, he’ll be fine in a moment,” Fatty Wu said uncaringly, it looks like he was already used to it.

“Oh yeah, I heard that there’s a Chasing Zhao Alliance? What’s that? I asked without giving up.



 

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Chapter 160 – Written Proof

Chapter 160 - Written Proof

I even saw Su Yingzi raising her eyebrows at me in protest! I was speechless, did I really look that easy to bully? While I was speechless, the concert neared to it’s closure… But due to the fan’s…



I even saw Su Yingzi raising her eyebrows at me in protest! I was speechless, did I really look that easy to bully?

While I was speechless, the concert neared to it’s closure… But due to the fan’s passion, Su Yingzi couldn’t help but add two more songs before the concert ends.

After the concert finished, there was a private party. Of course it was already an unspoken real of the current entertainment industry. The organizer also organized this, since in the party, the organizer can also come into contact with a lot of the local upper class, and could help build a good foundation for future co-operations. This was also convenient for the children of these famous people, thus these second generations also became the common guests of this sort of private party.

Since Shuguang Corporation is the organizer of this concert, Uncle Zhao must attend it. It was hard to imagine the expression that Zhao Yanyan would have later when she finds out that this concert was actually organized by her father’s company, it will definitely be interesting.

“Liu Lei, is there a private gathering after the concert finishes?” Zhao Yanyan asked thoughtfully.

“Yeah! How’d you know?” I haven’t told her and Weier about this yet, I wanted to give them a surprise.

“Oh! Can we go?” Zhao Yanyan said to me.

Actually, as Grandpa Zhao’s granddaughter, and the daughter of Shuguang Corporation’s CEO, she can totally attend the gathering with these identities. But since she asked this, she treated her identity as my woman, and me as her support. This made me really happy, and it also satisfied my machismo.

“Of course we can, my Yanyan,” I said with a smile.

“Who’s your Yanyan! Thick face!” Zhao Yanyan pouted.

“Of course it’s you!” I said.

“When did I become yours? Do you have evidence? Receipt? Honor card?” Zhao Yanyan looked at me sideways and said.

“Of course I do!” I said assuredly.

“Yi?” Zhao Yanyan asked weirdly after hearing me say that, “You have what?”

“Evidence!” I said proudly. “It’s even handwritten by someone!”

“Handwritten proof?!” Zhao Yanyan got even more confused, in her memories she didn’t sign any contract with him!

“Hehe! Lunch box… English notes… Test… Reward!” I teased.

“Ah!” Zhao Yanyan also remembered, and her face turned red. It was that day, when Zhao Yanyan gave out her first kiss in the woods behind the school.

“Times passed by so quickly!” I exclaimed.

“Yeah! We’ve been together for half a year in the blink of an eye!” Zhao Yanyan said reminiscently. “You were so terrible then! Making me walk step by step into your trap of feelings…”

“When did I! You were the one who said you lived me first!” I chuckled.

“Heh! I don’t care about you!” Zhao Yanyan stomped her foot, and said shyly.

“… Can the two of you wait till we get home before thinking back about this nostalgic past!” Chen Weier interrupted with a hint of jealousy.

“Weier, it’s your turn when we get back home! A rainy night… Liu Lei, say that you don’t like me!” I imitated Weier’s voice and said.

“You’re terrible!” This time it was Chen Weier’s turn to be shy.

“Oh yeah, Liu Lei! You haven’t told me yet, how are we going to enter that private party?” Zhao Yanyan asked weirdly. From her perspective, although I earned a lot of money writing the software, how could I know so many upper-class people?

“You’ll know when we get there!” I said mysteriously. Actually isn’t it because her dad is Zhao Junsheng!

When we exited the sports stadium, can got the parking lot of Songjiang University. I just opened the car door, then heard a whistle. I raised my head and looked, it was actually the gongzi-ges that were sitting beside me on the concert.

I frowned, but held it in and didn’t explode.

I didn’t think that these people would think that I am a p̲u̲s̲s̲y after seeing my lack of reaction, and act even more over the top.

“You’re driving a s̲h̲i̲t̲t̲y Jetta and yet you’re still picking up girls!” That person called Cheng-ge said.

“Yeah, the two girls over there rare so pretty, how could they follow that little white face? Looking at how clear this little white face is, he definitely eats soft rice! Why not follow me instead, she’ll get a great life, and I’ll let her know what a real woman is,” Rat-eye said lecherously.

“Rat, f̲u̲c̲k̲i̲n̲g be more quiet! That girl seems like the provincial party committee’s Zhao Limin’s granddaughter! Don’t just say stuff like that!” Cheng-ge frowned.

I started up the car, and drove directly to Songjiang Guobin Hotel, which was also where the private party was held.

“Yanyan, do you know the two people just now?” I said with displeasure.

“I’ve seen the fatter one before, he’s called Huang Weicheng. I don’t know the other one,” Zhao Yanyan thought about it and said.

“What does his family do?” A brat this cocky wasn’t too commonly seen, it was clear that he was a young master spoiled by his family.

“Huang Weicheng’s father is one of Songjiang province’s top ten private entrepreneurs, the same one my dad had gotten into. The company is for real estate, it seem to be really big. However, I heard dad and grandpa mention normally that Huang Weicheng’s father started off in the underworld. Hubby, promise me, don’t attract some unneeded trouble okay? Think about Weier-jiejie and I, and how worried we’ll get! If something happened to you, what should the two of us do!” Zhao Yanyan said to me worriedly.

“Don’t worry, I’m just asking,” I said, but I didn’t think that in my heart. Real estate, it was convenient that I wanted to develop in this area, this Huang Weicheng might be an opportunity. Heh, it’s great if you end up pissing me off, or else I really have no reason to treat you as a stepping stone.

Underworld? Originally I might have been a little scared, but it was different now. When Footy was teaching me to use superpowers, he once told me that even if my body was cut into several hundred pieces, I could still restore it back. Of course, this must be under my permission, or else when a knife hacks onto my body, the only thing that might turn into smithereens is that knife.

It looks like Huang Weicheng’s family is not just a little rich, he actually drove a Mercedes. It’s just that the color was a bit dull. It might be due to the different taste, I feel like it doesn’t look as good as my Jetta.

When I parked the car in the parking lot of Guobing Hotel, and arrived at the banquet hall holding the party, Huang Weicheng led Rat-eye in, Zhao Yanyan, Chen Weier and I just wanted to go in, but was stopped by the guard at the door, “Sorry, this is a private party, you can’t just go in. Please show your invitations.”

Invitations? Zhao Junsheng didn’t said you needed invitations? What’s more, that something Huang Weicheng didn’t show an invitation either!

“The people just now didn’t have invitations either?” Before I said anything, Chen Weier first said.



 

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Chapter 159 – You were so dumb just now

Chapter 159 - You were so dumb just now

“To sing with me! Oh yeah, which of my songs are you more familiar with?” Su Yingzi blinked her eyes and said. “None of them…” I answered honestly. “You’ve never heard my songs?!” Su Yingzi also momentarily blanked…



“To sing with me! Oh yeah, which of my songs are you more familiar with?” Su Yingzi blinked her eyes and said.

“None of them…” I answered honestly.

“You’ve never heard my songs?!” Su Yingzi also momentarily blanked after hearing me say that! She finally understood the reason why this person didn’t want to go on stage! He just doesn’t know how to sing her songs! Was he not her fan? Then why did he come to her concert, and also sat in the center of the VIP seats!

“I have…” I paused, then said. “But it was today, like just now, on the concert…”

Su Yingozi raised her eyebrows after hearing it, it could be seen that she was slightly angry! I think if it isn’t on the concert, she would definitely beat me up.

“You…!” Su Yingzi go speechless from anger, at the same time she felt a sense of disappointment! Who was she! The superstar at the center of attention, other people don’t even get the chance to flatter her, and the person in front actually doesn’t acre, and didn’t treat her as anything, and never even heard her song! From the looks of it, he probably doesn’t even know who she is!

Actually I really didn’t know who she is! If Su Yingzi knew my thought, she would definitely die of anger.

“Can I back?” Seeing her angry expression with her face bright red, but couldn’t help but force a smile, I smiled and said.

“No!” Su Yingzi didn’t even know herself why she would say that. Revenge? Possibly.

“Xiaojie, making me go on like that is embarrassing both of us!” I said, saying that, I turned around to leave.

“I said no, so no! If you don’t know how to sing then just stand on the side!” Seeing that I was about to turn around, she actually pulled my hand in the head of the moment and forcefully dragged me onto the stage.

Of course, these small actions beneath the stage would not be seen by those people far away. Or else, they saw that their goddess actually pulled a male stranger’s hand, who knows what commotion would be caused!

However, those gongzi-ges that sat beside my saw everything clearly.

“F̲u̲c̲k̲ look at that girl, Su Yingzi, eyeing with that little white face, and are even holding hands!”

“Didn’t they say this bird, Su Yingzi, is quite pure!”

“Pure your a̲s̲s̲, she’s just a f̲u̲c̲k̲i̲n̲g s̲l̲u̲t̲! I will f̲u̲c̲k̲i̲n̲g throw a hundred thousand out, and I guarantee that she’ll wash herself clean and wait for me on the bed!”

“Look at the two of their expression, they are probably discussion where they would go to f̲u̲c̲k̲ after the concert ends!”

“…”

These discussions made Zhao Yanyan, who was sitting on the side, frown, however she was very clear about these people’s actions, and was already used to it.

It could be heard as they continued on.

“Cheng-ge, I heard that there’s a private party after the concert ends!” A shorty with rat eyes said.

“Oh yeah! There does seem to be an activity like that! Do you have any ideas?” The person called Cheng-ge asked.

“Hehe, Cheng-ge, look at this!” Rat-eye took out a small square box from his pocket and said mysteriously. “This is the newest aphrodisiac from outside, they say the effects are amazing!”

“Is this thingy good? The last time you gave some to me, you said it’s great, and amazing. But when I gave it to a classmate in my mei’s class, nothing happened. It resulted in my not getting f̲u̲c̲k̲e̲d̲, and instead got slapped!” Cheng-ge said with dissatisfaction.

“It’s definitely good this time! I already tried it once on my bird, f̲u̲c̲k̲, she really was insatiable, we screwed the entire night! I nearly died from tiredness!” Rat-eye bragged.

“Really?” Cheng-ge’s eyes lit up.

“Could it be false! I can lie to anyone, but I wouldn’t dare to lie to you! They say virgins will turn into molls!” Rat-eye said proudly.

“Hehe! Brat! Not bad! When the time comes, I’ll get the dry one, but I’ll definitely let you get the wet one!” Cheng-ge said.

“Thank you Cheng-ge!” Rat-eye nodded. “But us doing that, aren’t we afraid of that girl Su Yingzi causing trouble? Her family background isn’t a joke!”

“Relax! It isn’t once or twice that I’ll f̲u̲c̲k̲e̲d̲ a celebrity! What trouble can be caused? The most important thing for people like them is fame, if they really got r̲a̲p̲e̲d̲, they can only keep quiet! It’s impossible for them to advertise it around!” Cheng-ge said confidently.

“But Su Yingzi is different! Her dad is Su Yuanchao!” Rat-eye was still a bit worried.

“Now you don’t understand! The family fame is even more important for these daxiaojie that came from rich families!” Cheng-ge said with assertion. “What’s more, it looks like that girl Su Yingzi is also a s̲l̲u̲t̲, we r̲a̲p̲e̲d̲ her? We can say that she r̲a̲p̲e̲d̲ us!”

“Cheng-ge really have his ways!” Rat-eye said respectfully.

I followed Su Yingzi onto the stage, and looked around, this line of site is not a little wide1

Su Yingzi also looked at the man beside her weirdly, actually it should be the boy. Everyone, including herself, would be nervous as hell the first time they go onto the stage and face people! Yet the person beside her didn’t seem to be affected, he acted very naturally. His age looks about the same as her, so he should still be a student, where did he get this kind of confidence from?

She did not know that if it was me from before, I would definitely be shuddering facing this sort of situation! However, after getting reborn, I was different, what sort of situations have I not faced in my previous life? I will still be perfectly fine with seven tens of thousands of employees. This sort of situation is a simple matter.

“The following song, is the main song in the new album I released February the previous year…”

Before Su Yingzi finished, I could hear the crowd shouting, “Season of the Heart…” It could be seen how heated up these fans were!

F̲u̲c̲k̲! These people are too supportive, but I, who doesn’t know anything, stood on the stage, there was too big of a difference right?

When the music started, I just stood dumbly beside Su Yingzi, I was as blank as you could get! Looking at Su Yingzi’s beautiful dance beside me, I was like a bodyguard that surveyed the surroundings expressionlessly.

When it finally finished, I returned to the VIP seat under a lot of weird gazes. At that time, I didn’t notice anything, but a few days later, when I saw the recording of Su YIngzi’s concert, I finally knew how idiotic I was! A dumb kid wearing a track suit stood dumbly beside the beautiful superstar, and who know which b̲a̲s̲t̲a̲r̲d̲ cameraman actually gave me a closeup shot, my expression was completely blank at the time. The first moment I thought at the time was that, if the person on TV was not me, I would shout out “R̲e̲t̲a̲r̲d̲!” without hesitation.

Of course, I didn’t have that feeling at the time, although I didn’t sing a single line on the stage, but that cold expression must have been really cool!

However, Zhao Yanyan’s sentence struck me, “Hubby, you were so dumb just now!”



 

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VPnA – The Prequel Chapter 158

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Well hard drive isn’t getting fixed any time soon, I got it checked and they say it might be because stuff inside is loose, and so it’s not too big of a deal, so I’m just checking the price to see what it is in Guangzhou first before deciding where I’m going to get it checked. Alas, life moves on, here are the chapters for this week.

On another note, how interested will you guys be for teaser series? I have a few that I want to see translated, so I plan to do a few teasers to see how it goes. Might pick one or at most two of them up as a side project later.

VPnA – The Prequel Chapter 157

Click here to start reading!

Well hard drive isn’t getting fixed any time soon, I got it checked and they say it might be because stuff inside is loose, and so it’s not too big of a deal, so I’m just checking the price to see what it is in Guangzhou first before deciding where I’m going to get it checked. Alas, life moves on, here are the chapters for this week.

On another note, how interested will you guys be for teaser series? I have a few that I want to see translated, so I plan to do a few teasers to see how it goes. Might pick one or at most two of them up as a side project later.

VPnA – The Prequel Chapter 156

Click here to start reading!

Well hard drive isn’t getting fixed any time soon, I got it checked and they say it might be because stuff inside is loose, and so it’s not too big of a deal, so I’m just checking the price to see what it is in Guangzhou first before deciding where I’m going to get it checked. Alas, life moves on, here are the chapters for this week.

On another note, how interested will you guys be for teaser series? I have a few that I want to see translated, so I plan to do a few teasers to see how it goes. Might pick one or at most two of them up as a side project later.

VPnA – The Prequel Chapter 155

Click here to start reading!

Well hard drive isn’t getting fixed any time soon, I got it checked and they say it might be because stuff inside is loose, and so it’s not too big of a deal, so I’m just checking the price to see what it is in Guangzhou first before deciding where I’m going to get it checked. Alas, life moves on, here are the chapters for this week.

On another note, how interested will you guys be for teaser series? I have a few that I want to see translated, so I plan to do a few teasers to see how it goes. Might pick one or at most two of them up as a side project later.

VPnA – The Prequel Chapter 154

Click here to start reading!

Well hard drive isn’t getting fixed any time soon, I got it checked and they say it might be because stuff inside is loose, and so it’s not too big of a deal, so I’m just checking the price to see what it is in Guangzhou first before deciding where I’m going to get it checked. Alas, life moves on, here are the chapters for this week.

On another note, how interested will you guys be for teaser series? I have a few that I want to see translated, so I plan to do a few teasers to see how it goes. Might pick one or at most two of them up as a side project later.

Chapter 158 – Calling me?

Chapter 158 - Calling me?

Although I tried my hardest not to make my mind wander, but Su Yingzi really was too beautiful! Unknowingly, I actually turned on my x-ray vision, and looked through Su Yingzi’s clothes, directly onto her beautiful body. Following…



Although I tried my hardest not to make my mind wander, but Su Yingzi really was too beautiful! Unknowingly, I actually turned on my x-ray vision, and looked through Su Yingzi’s clothes, directly onto her beautiful body.

Following that I focused my spiritual energy on my eyes, ignoring Su Yingzi’s clothes a piece at a time, my breathing also became more erratic, because on Su Yingzi’s body, only a piece of underwear remains!

Su Yingzi’s white underwear gradually surfaced in front of my eyes… It can’t be! There was actually a pink Hello Kitty printed on the white underwear! White colored cartoon image underwear?!

So childish? S̲l̲u̲t̲s̲ don’t wear these sorts of underwear right… Could it be that I was wrong? This little girl is still a virgin? I continued to look up, I faint! Su Yinzi was actually wearing a vest and not a bra, a typical little girl!

Looking at these, I couldn’t think anymore, half of my lust was also extinguished. Could it be that this Su Yingzi is an unique kind? But how did she get so popular?

Su Yingzi was still passionately performing on the stage, she didn’t know that her entire body was looked over by a pervert with ill intentions… After the few main songs, the concert entered a peak never seen before… Even the two chicks Zhao Yanyan and Weier were fully immersed.

I was the only person in the entire stadium that wasn’t affected by the atmosphere, I was too busy fantasizing, and didn’t listen to what Su Yingzi was singing at all.

“For the next song, I want to find an audience to come onto the stage and sing with me…”

Before Su Yingzi finished, the crowd heated up! Going up onto the stage together, what a glorified chance it is! Everyone got excited.

“Me! Me!” Just as Su Yingzi’s words ended, volunteering voices rushed out like the tide.

“Su Yingzi! Pick me!”

“Yingzi! Here!”

“Yingzi…”

“Everyone, don’t get anxious…” Su Yingzi wavecd her hand. “Due to where everyone is, I can only pick someone on the first few rows!”

“Ai—— !” A sigh rang throughout the crowd.

With it, discussion also arose.

“The first few roles? Isn’t that the VIP seats!”

“Yeah! How could something this good happen to us!”

“I think it must have been deliberately organized by the organizers, there’s no helping it, they are the VIPs!”

However the discussion immediately stopped, these people are all Su Yingzi’s supporters, and would naturally support her decision.

I could see Su Yingzi’s figure walk towards the VIP seats, all of a sudden , the perverted gongzi all got worked up, every single one of them reached out lecherously, with a face full of perverted anticipation.

I think in the first few rows of VIP seats, only I acted a bit without care, perhaps even a bit reluctant, everyone else, including Zhao Yanyan and them, all showed an anticipating expression. Actually I’m not unwilling, being asked by a beauty, that is a great thing, it’s just that she is asking someone to go onto the stage and sing with her, that kind of sucks! I’m not afraid of singing, after all I was a famous school singer during university in my previous life, but the current situation is that I haven’t heard a single song of hers, so don’t mention singing together! Making me go up there, isn’t that just to embarrass myself!

Although I dipped my heard, and pretended to be inconspicuous, but sometimes things just don’t go your way, the more you hide, the more it’ll find you!

“Mister, don’t you want to go up the stage?” A sweet voice rang out in front of me.

“Me?” I subconsciously lifted my head up, only then did I realize Su Yingzi was only four or five meters in front of me.

Actually, Su Yingzi already felt strange about the person sitting at the center VIP seats when she was on stage, other people would try their hardest to get this chance when they hear that they could go on the stage with her. However, this person dips his head instead, and deliberately hides, as if he’s terrified of being picked. This confused Su Yingzi a lot, and thus wanted to find out the reason.

Sometimes, a woman’s curiosity would be very powerful, but at the same time, curiosity killed the cat. At this moment, Su Yingzi didn’t know that her sudden curiosity changed her original path of life.

“Yeah, other people would try their hardest to get this chance, don’t you want to?” Su Yingzi said to me with a smile.

“About this…” I didn’t know how to answer.

“Just this mister!” Seeing my stuttering look, Su Yingzi suddenly got playful, and announced with the mic, “Let this sir come and sing with me!”

I was shocked! It can’t be, what’s the chances of this! Why was I chosen out of so many people?! Isn’t this making me lose face in front of my two wives! I was discovered even though I pretended to be so insignificant! Xx the xx!

At this moment, the entire stadium was also shocked! The few gongzis beside me even more so! They waved their hands so hard that they nearly turned into “the girls with fluttering wings”, but Su Yingzi ignored them, and instead reached out to this nameless boy beside them.

I looked at Su Yingzi, who was looking at me with an expression both laughing and not laughing, it was the expression when I child managed to succeeded with something naughty! Actually, Su Yingzi did have that feeling, she thought, don’t you want to hide? I will make you come up!

At this moment, it wouldn’t be suitable if I refused, tens of thousands of eyes are watching me, if I damaged Su Yingzi’s face, then wouldn’t these people beat me! F̲u̲c̲k̲, isn’t it just going on stage? What’s the big deal. I clenched my teeth and stood up.

Just when I walked to the line divider, two staffs helped me temporarily lift it up, allowing me to crawl over. I could feel the envious glances, which were about to spurt fire, that the gongzi-ges have behind me, this finally is actually not bad!

This is the first time I got into close contact with Su Yingzi, although she’s a superstar that’s the center of attention, I didn’t feel any sense of suppression, because I just treated her as a beauty, as for her celebrity identity, I just have never heard about her before.

“Xiaojie, you are deliberately messing with me right!” When I was walking towards the center of the stage with Su Yingzi, I took the opportunity and said quietly.

“…” Su Yingzi momentarily blanked, she didn’t think that I would say that! It wasn’t the first time she sang with fans, but those fans were either nervous or extremely excited, not a single person was as calm as the person in front of her, able to speak with her before getting on the stage. However, Su Yingzi’s shock was only momentary, she very quickly returned to normal. Then she said a bit naughtily, “So what!”

“…” This time it was I who was speechless, I didn’t think that she would just straight out admit it! The words I prepared beforehand were all useless!

“Why are you making me go on stage!” I could only ask the following question, which was also the most crucial one.



 

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Chapter 157 – Concert

Chapter 157 - Concert

After we showed our tickets after entering the stadium, workers immediately led us into the staff-only path. All of the people around us looked at us with envy. “Is their ticket fake?” A person furthest away asked without…



After we showed our tickets after entering the stadium, workers immediately led us into the staff-only path. All of the people around us looked at us with envy.

“Is their ticket fake?” A person furthest away asked without understanding.

“Hai! Bro, don’t joke! Their ticket are VIP tickets, I was rather close just now, and could see it clearly!” A young man waiting to enter said.

“Yeah, didn’t you see the workers’ respectful attitude! It was clearly serving a VIP! Would they treat them like that if it was fake!” Another young man also said.

“Aiya! I had to get a through a lot of trouble to get a normal seat! I’m so jealous, I heard that everyone on the VIP seats can get an album signed by Su Yingzi!” The first young man said jealously.

“Okay now! Stop getting envious, those people much be the young masters and ladies of rich families! We’ll never get treatment like that…”

Under the guidance of the workers, the three of us arrived at the VIP seats of the sports stadium. Most of the seats were prepared for provincial officials, but provincial officials normally wouldn’t attend this sort of celebrity concert, most of the ones that come would be their children.

A group of young people sat beside us. Seeing that I sat down, they were all very surprised. That’s because the children of provincial officials and rich businessmen were all very familiar with each other, and often go to gatherings. Seeing a new face like me, they couldn’t help but be surprised, when they saw Zhao Yanyan beside me finally understood. Then seeing Zhao Yanyan and I get intimate, their gazes couldn’t help but be filled with contempt, and poison. Zhao Yanyan is the number one target in the princeling’s mind. Now that they see her get intimate with a boy, all of them were dissatisfied with it, but it wasn’t the place to lash out. So they could only chat among themselves.

The lights gradually dampened, and the stadium also quieted down. Even the bragging boys beside us have shut up. This group of people wasn’t just a little lecherous, f̲u̲c̲k̲ I thought I was perverted enough, I only understood what is sexual maniac today. These people don’t look old, but they just get more and more impressive when talking that kind of experience. All of them claim to have gotten on with this or that star, and slept with this or that model, even the details were described clearly. Their brags are over the top, and extreme. It even made Zhao Yanyan, who was sitting on the side, frown, you have to know that Zhao Yanyan is not a little virgin girl that hasn’t experienced anything, but even she had her face red. It could be seen how lecherous these people are, if it wasn’t due to Uncle Zhao’s face, their consequence would be not much better than Yang Kaiyuan.

“Su Yingzi——!” I don’t know who called out in the lead, and following that the calls of “Su Yingzi”, “Su Yingzi” echoed throughout the entire stadium.

Thirty seconds later, the stage lights at the center of the stadium lighted up, and within the mist, a podium slowly rose with the elegant music…

The stadium once again boiled!

“Su Yingzi came out!” Someone shouted, following that was thousands of shouts, “Su Yinzi, I love you!”

The name “Su Yingzi” formed from glow sticks could be seen clearly all over the audience seats, infinite lights flickered in the air, forming a gorgeous scene. This made me think of concerts of superstars in the Hong Kong Coliseum I saw in my previous life! Who exactly is this Su Yingzi? She was able gain the achievement that others cannot in a life time in just half a year!

As the music ended, a girl incomparably beautiful stood at the center of the stage. She was Su Yingzi, the main character of tonight.

Although I already have two beauty wives, I was still surprised by the appearance of the girl in front of me! There was actually a woman so perfect in the world! I couldn’t help but use my superpower, turning my eyes into binoculars, in order to closer examine this beauty that should only belong in heavens, but was on earth for some reason.

“Heh! Weier-jiejie, look at this fellow, his saliva is dripping! If I knew this earlier, I wouldn’t let him come!” Zhao Yanyan’s pout pulled me back from my blunder

“Yanyan-meimei, but I feel like, if Su Yingzi can…” Saying to that point, Chen Weier’s face couldn’t help but turn red.

Zhao Yanyan is also very crafty, how could she now hear what Chen Weier alluded to, she glanced at me sideways and said, “I don’t object, I just fear that this fellow doesn’t have that much charm!”

I could only smile wryly, even if you are willing I wouldn’t be. I have already heard that a lot of celebrities had very terrible private lives, their appearances appear so innocent, and are even more virgin than virgins, but in secret they are more lewd that any ones. Sex parties, the news of them selling their bodies for money is just everywhere, of course, it is undeniable that some of them are slander, but most of them even had photos printed, in front of the evidence, any denial is futile.

Although I was a bit interested in Su Yingzi’s beauty, but I don’t find to find a wife that would always give me a green hat to wear. I don’t have other issues, it’s just that machismo is rather severe, I strongly believe that no matter what a woman is like before, as long as she had intercourse with me, then that woman can only belong to me. Therefore, I cannot allow a woman to get xxoo’d with other men after having intercourse with me, it would be someone put a green hat on me.

“Hello, friends in Songjiang province, I am Su Yingzi…” Su Yingzi said sweetly.

“Yingzi! Yingzi!” Before Su Yingzi finished, the crowd got worked up, their cheers rose up, and the excited crowd made the stadium in the middle of winter boil.

Looking at the worked-up people, I couldn’t help but feel a bit of contempt. The Su Yingzi you all like might just get ridden the moment the concert finishes. Is this thought kind of like saying the grape is sour when I can’t eat it?

Su Yingzi placed her finger in front of her mouth, and made a shush action, as expected the crowd quieted down a lot.

“Songjiang city, this is the last stop of the national touring concert! I didn’t think that there are so many people that likes me even in the north, I’m so happy! Thank you, all the friends who like Yingzi, without you guys, Yingzi wouldn’t have today! The first song, “Thank you for loving me” is for everyone…” As Su Yingzi finished talking, the music started. A thunderous clap once again rang out throughout the stadium.

Although Su Yingzi’s fresh image made it very difficult for people to link it with other darker things. However, I don’t know why but I just kept on thinking in that direction, thinking about what Su Yingzi looks like without clothes on, thinking about her and I…

I couldn’t help but be shocked that I had this thought, what was up with me? I have to quickly calm myself down and stop wandering thoughts.



 

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Chapter 156 – Superstar Su Yingzi

Chapter 156 - Superstar Su Yingzi

“What else is it, martial uncle?” Footy immediately turned back, and said respectfully. “How do I find you?” I asked. “This is simple, martial uncle, you just have to silently call out martial nephew’s name, and then martial…



“What else is it, martial uncle?” Footy immediately turned back, and said respectfully.

“How do I find you?” I asked.

“This is simple, martial uncle, you just have to silently call out martial nephew’s name, and then martial nephew will immediately appear in front of you,” Footy said.

“Okay, I understand, you can leave now. Also, don’t just randomly follow me around when you have nothing to do, it’s kind of scary,” I waved my hand and said.

“I understand, I understand!” Footy quickly answered, and respectfully watched me leave.

“Footy!” Just when I got home, I silently called out in my heart.

I instantly saw a black figure fly in front of me, “Martial uncle, you were looking for me?” Footy asked respectfully.

“It’s nothing, I was just testing,” I chuckled in my heart, this is great, it looks like I have stuff to play with now.

“——“ Footy said, “Martial uncle, then can martial nephew leave?”

“Yes, go,” I waved my hand.

Footy instantly disappeared.

These few days, Footy taught me many uses of the superpower I have in my body, such as invisibility, flying, phasing through walls, x-ray vision etc., as well as their uses.

Although I asked him many times about where the superpower in my body came from, the old man would avoid the topic, or threaten me with suicide, but was unwilling to speak out the truth no matter what. I could only leave it.

It was already the weekend in the blink of the eye, I went to get Zhao Yanyan and Chen Weier early in the morning. I spent the past two days at home with Footy learning how to use my superpower, and pretty much didn’t go out, the two chicks were a bit unwilling.

“Say, where did you go these few days?” Zhao Yanyan stuck onto my body like a little swallow the moment she got on the car.

“I stayed at home,” I answered honestly.

“At home? How could you be so well behaved! Say, did you hook up with another girl!” Zhao Yanyan raised her eyebrows and said while glaring at me.

“How could I!” I don’t know if Wu Yingying counts, but if I really bring her home, then it’ll be lots of trouble for me.

“Okay, Yanyan-meimei, don’t put him on the spot,” Chen Weier helped me out.

“Heh, Weier-jiejie, you don’t know him that well, this fellow is really lecherous!” Zhao Yanyan glanced at me sideways and said.

“You still make opportunities even though you know I am lecherous,” I know Yanyan all too much, although she says that, but she still listens to me in her heart. A perfect model wife.

“Heh!” Zhao Yanyan turned her head around and stopped caring about me after seeing my shamelessness.

Su Yingzi entering the entertainment industry was a complete accident. As the sole daughter of the chairman of the second largest corporation in the entire country, Su Electronics, she could completely live the life of a daxiaojie without worries.

During Autumn in the previous year, Su Yingzi had a sudden interest and entered a youth singing competition sponsored by Su Electronics, the result was that Su Yingzi getting the first place. There is definitely an element of pleasing the Su corporation, but Su Yingzi’s performance was truly perfect as well, whether it was her appearance or her voice, there was no wrong to her being crowned the winner.

Only the people in the industry knows how dark the entertainment industry is. Using their bodies to gain opportunities to rise has already become the unspoken rules for new girls, but Yu Yingzi is an exception. She has the halo of being the daxiaojie of the Su family, under her father’s protection, there was no need to pretend with anyone, instead a lot of people already line up to display their good will.

A lot of people said that Su Yingzi got popular due to her father, but it is undeniable that her beautiful appearance and sweet singing voice is another to make her fans wild.

No matter what, Su Yingzi is has gotten popular, and popular to the extreme. In less than half a year, her fans already spread throughout the country. What was most unbelievable was that even though there is a lot of news about Su Yingzi, and a lot of hype about her, there hasn’t been any rumors!

Su Yingzi’s background was far too big, the daxiaojie of Su Corporation! This caused those sons of rich families to merely watch on. Most of the celebrities could be dealt with using money, when in front of money, a lot of pure and innocent girls in the entertainment industry would become h̲o̲r̲n̲y s̲l̲u̲t̲s̲, as well as the lovers of those rich sons for a night. However, Su Yingzi didn’t lack money at all! Su Corporation, the second largest corporation within the country, the leading business of electronic manufacture! If you say Su Yingzi lack money, then it would be like Japan deny their history of invading China, only idiots would believe it.

If you say if Su Yingzi doesn’t thirst for a sensational relationship, that would be a lie. The higher people stand, the lonelier they are. Su Yingzi’s daxiaojie halo does not allow her to casually get a boyfriend, now with the identity of a superstar, it would be impossible to get into a relationship right?

Actually, in Su Yingzi’s mind, he doesn’t need that much money, because she already had a lot of it. He doesn’t have to be the center of everyone’s attention, because she is famous enough. He only needs to be nice to her, care for her, protect her, and help to carry her burdens when she’s in trouble, that’s enough. However, this person just hasn’t appeared. The only people that have appeared are those villains that are after her beauty or assets.

The destination of Su Yingzi’s touring concert is the provincial capital of Songjiang province – Songjiang city. Originally due to it being rather far, her company didn’t prepare to organize a concert in Songjiang. However, as someone who grew up in the south, Su Yingzi has never seen snow, obviously, she wouldn’t give up this chance, thus Songjiang city became the final stop for the concert.

However, Su YIngzi would have never thought that such a coincidental decision made her meet a man in Songjiang, a man that she will always be entangled within her life…

The location of the concert is the stadium in Songjiang University. The sports stadium in Songjiang University is the largest sports stadium within the Songjiang province, covering 20000 square meters. All of the sports and cultural performances would be held here.

Looking at the large crowd of people outside the sports stadium, I never would have imagined that a little celebrity would have so many supporters. Furthermore, I have never heard of this Su Yingzi in my previous life!

“Hubby, what ticket did you buy?” Zhao Yanyan held me and asked.

Hehe, it seems like this chick doesn’t know that her father’s company organized this concert yet!

“I don’t know, someone else got it for me,” When Uncle Zhao gave me the tickets, I stuffed it into my pocket without looking, I don’t know what seats I got either. I took the tickets out from my pocket and handed it to Zhao Yanyan.

Chen Weier immediately looked over, and showed a surprise expression, “Wow! This is actually the VIP seats on the first row! Hubby, how did you get these tickets? A lot of my good friends couldn’t even get the standing tickets for outside the stadium! You actually bought VIP seats, and three of them at a time! I should have gotten you to help if I found out about this earlier!”

I could only smile wryly, was I supposed to tell her that I organized this concert?



 

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Chapter 155 – I’m Your Martial Uncle

Chapter 155 - I'm Your Martial Uncle

“How do you use this thingy…” I muttered, the black thingy doesn’t even have a button, I don’t know if it’s broken or not, but the success or failure this time depends on it! “Old bro Yama, are…



“How do you use this thingy…” I muttered, the black thingy doesn’t even have a button, I don’t know if it’s broken or not, but the success or failure this time depends on it!

“Old bro Yama, are you there!” I roared to the black jade.

No reply.

“Old bro Yama, can you hear me?” I continued to roar.

Still no reply.

“F̲u̲c̲k̲, damn Yama, what are you doing?” I said angrily.

Still no reply.

“Wahahahahaha! Say, Almsgiver, stop messing with this lowly Daoist, this thing can make a call? Hahaha!” Jiaoyazi couldn’t help but laugh.

However, at this moment, an annoyed roar sounded out from within the jade pendant, “F̲u̲c̲k̲, who’s disturbing my sleep? What is it!”

This voice… It’s my old bro Yama! F̲u̲c̲k̲, there’s finally a reply!

Just as I was about to speak, Footy beside me excitedly leaped up, and shouted with a tears, “Shifu… Is it you? Is it you? I’m Jiaoyazi!”

“Jiaoyazi? So it’s you brat, I just f̲u̲c̲k̲i̲n̲g fell asleep, and you called me, let’s see how I take care of you when you come back to the underworld!” Yama said.

“……”焦牙子这时正一脸苦相,打扰师傅的人是面前这小子,都怪自己一时心切,变成了顶缸的。

“…” Jiaoyazi showed a troubled expression, the person that disturbed shifu is the brat in front of him, he could only blame his impatience, and thus became the one to take the blame.

I had a gloating expression, and looked proudly at him.

“What did you find me for?” Yama asked.

“No-Nothing,” Jiaoyazi didn’t know what to say all of a sudden, and stuttered. He looked weirdly at the jade pendant in front of him, there actually was something like this, it was like the phones in the human realm. However, he didn’t recall that the last time he returned to the underworld was six hundred years ago, this dark energy phone is a recent product, he naturally wouldn’t know.

“Why did you call me for no reason then… Ai, that’s not right! How can you call me? Aside from my gandidi, no one else has this phone number in the living realm! Ai, f̲u̲c̲k̲, I wonder how’s my lil bro, he hasn’t contacted me in so long, I miss him so much!” Yama murmured to himself.

They say the listener will always read too much into things the speaker says. Jiaoyazi on this side of the phone’s expression was already pale, hearing shifu say that “gandidi”, he gulped. It looks like the person in front of him is truly shifu’s didi! Now he’s made a grave mistake!

“Old bro Yama, I’m Liu Lei!” Hearing that old bro Yama actually didn’t forget about me, I immediately said loudly towards the jade pendant.

“Good kid! It really is you! Old bro really miss you! How is it, did manage to get the little girl?” Hearing that it’s me, Yama immediately got happy.

“Hehe, you still need to ask, look at who your lil bro is!” I said proudly.

“Oh yeah, lemme ask you something, did you sleep with the girl?” Yama suddenly thought of something and quickly asked.

I sweat! He could actually ask this sort of stuff?

“Did you or not! Lil bro, say it quickly! There isn’t much time left, if you haven’t then mount her quickly!” Yama said anxiously.

“Old bro, this doesn’t seem to have anything to do with you right…” I said awkwardly.

“What do you mean nothing to do with me! Lives are at stake! Tell old bro first, did you or did you not!” Old bro Yama interrupted me.

“I did…” I could only say helplessly.

“That’s good! That’s good!” Yama let out a sigh. “Oh yeah, why did you get together with the brat Jiaoyazi?”

“About this… It’s hard to explain!” I was just about to say the reason, but was interrupted by Jiaoyazi.

“Shifu, this is completely a misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!” Jiaoyazi was afraid of me saying something bad for him, so he quickly said.

Hearing that, Yama thought about it a bit, then thought of the reason. Could he not know his own disciple? Thus, he said, “Jiaoyazi, did you treat my lil bro’s powers as evil arts?”

“About this… Shifu…” Jiaoyazi stopped, and couldn’t say anything.

“Oh yeah, old bro Yama, I don’t get it, didn’t you say the people that have been reborn won’t have superpowers? Then about me…” I also asked weirdly.

“Lil bro, I also know about what happened to you, but I can only tell you exactly what happened one year later, there is naturally a reason for this, which is inconvenient for me to disclose,” Yama said. “Jiaoyazi, take the phone to the side, I have something to say to you alone.”

Jiaoyazi took over the phone, and casually placed down a ward and enclosed himself within. I could only see Jiaoyazi continuously nodding, but I couldn’t hear anything.

After a long while, Jiaoyazi opened the ward, and I could hear Yama’s voice pass out from within the jade, “Lil bro Liu Lei, you don’t quite know how to control the power if you body right now, but Jiaoyazi can help you. Okay now, I’m going to continue to sleep, Jiaoyazi will obey your orders from now on, remember to call me, your old bro, often!”

After a few sentences, sound stopped passing out from the jade pendant.

“Jiaoziya pays his respect to martial uncle!” Suddenly, old Daoist Footy kneeled down in front of me and said. “I have offended you a lot just now, I hope martial uncle will understand…”

It can’t be? This old Daoist became my martial nephew! Judging from his abilities he doesn’t look weak, accepting him as a lackey is definitely a super amazing thing!

“Rise, Footy!” I said majestically.

“In response to martial uncle, martial nephew is called Jiaoyazi,” Jiaoyazi said.

“What Jiaoyazi, you’re called Footy from now on!” I said.

“Yes, martial uncle. Martial nephew will be called Footy from now on,” Jiaoyazi said.

“Where is this place?” I looked around, and saw that I accidentally went into a forest deep in the mountains.

“About this, martial nephew isn’t quite clear about it either… Martial nephew just followed martial uncle and ran…” Footy said troubledly.

“——!” I can’t have gotten lost right.

“Martial uncle, although we got lost, we can still use instant teleportation, allowing us to quickly reach our desired destination,” Footy said.

“Instant teleportation? Why didn’t you say so earlier!” I said angrily. I thought we couldn’t go back.

“About this… Martial uncle didn’t ask, so martial nephew didn’t say to speak,” Footy said in fright. It looks like he really treated me as his martial uncle.

“Then let’s use instant teleportation,” I said. “Oh yeah, how do we do that?” I suddenly realized I didn’t know anything.

“Martial uncle, actually it’s really easy, like this…” Footy said to me.

A second later, the two of the appeared within the courtyard of the Industrial Bank.

“Okay, you can leave now,” I said to Footy.

“Yes, martial uncle,” Footy replied.

“Oh yeah, wait…” I stopped Footy again.



 

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Chapter 154 – Yama’s First Disciple

Chapter 154 - Yama's First Disciple

This isn’t right, ever since I got my superpower, I was extremely sensitive. The person behind me was actually so close, and yet I didn’t feel it at all, this doesn’t make sense!? I quickly turned around, but…



This isn’t right, ever since I got my superpower, I was extremely sensitive. The person behind me was actually so close, and yet I didn’t feel it at all, this doesn’t make sense!?

I quickly turned around, but that nearly freaked me out. It was fortunate that I was stronger that the black shirted person mentally, otherwise I might have collapsed onto the floor as well.

The person behind me was less than half a meter away from me, the moment I turned around, I actually saw a huge face full of wrinkles! This person wore a priest frock, and held a whisk in his hand.

“Who are you!” I subconsciously jumped back three meters and asked.

“This lowly Daoist is Jiaoyazi!” That Daoist with the large face replied.

Footy⌈1⌋? What kind of name is this? He’s probably a con man!

“Sorry, I don’t want need fortune telling! And I don’t believe in fate,” I said coldly. After getting reborn, I have already changed history, so I don’t believe in the so-called fate.

“Almsgiver, do you feel anything weird about your body?” Jiaoyazi continued to ask.

“Ha, are you a fortune teller or a doctor in the society, what does the good or bad of my body have to do with you?” I mocked.

“Almsgiver, did you not notice that your body is a bit different from before? For example, special abilities?” Jiaoyazi continued to ask, his gaze filled with ice.

I felt a bit of shock, this old Daoist can’t have just saw the superpower I used, and have ill intentions towards me right?

“Say, old man, you saw too many tv series right? Special powers? If you continue troubling me, I’ll call the police!” I threatened.

“Almsgiver, don’t deny it, this lowly Daoist has already followed you for three days! This lowly Daoist has even seen the move you used just now!” Jiaoyazi said expressionlessly.

Hearing his words, I was really shocked! So the person following me these days was him! It looks like he had planned it already! From the looks of him, he’s most likely a superpowered person as well, what exactly does he want?

“What-What are you trying to do!” This was the first time I felt so unconfident, this Footy gaze me a formless pressure, causing me to get worried for no real reason.

“Almsgiver, this lowly Daoist came to help you!” Jiaoyazi said.

“Help me? How?” I asked weirdly, it seems like I didn’t meet any trouble?

“Almsgiver, the power you have in your body doesn’t belong in this world, and this power is a bit evil, it seems to be the same as the dual cultivation that has been long lost!” Jiaoyazi said.

“What do you mean by saying this?” I still didn’t understand what this person was talking about.

“The reason this lowly Daoist came today is to take by this power that doesn’t belong in the human realm!” Jiaoyazi finally spoke out his reason for following me.

Take back? How could I allow him, it was so hard for me to get superpowers, how could I like this old Daoist Footy randomly take it back!

“Take back? That’s out of nowhere! Who are you? Why are you going to take back my powers?” I took two steps back and said.

“Almsgiver, stop refusing to realize your own error! If you continue to do so, don’t blame this lowly Daoist for being merciless!” Jiaoyazi said with a darkened expression.

It looks like this person isn’t some kind of good guy, if I continue to waste my breath with him, then I definitely have some mental illness. Out of the thirty-six stratagems, fleeing is the best. I concentrated, used my superpower, and speedily dashed in the direction behind me.

I only felt the wind breezing past my ears, the scene in front of me also became blurry.

When I stopped and panted, everything in front of me was foreign. I can’t have run out of the province right?

“Almsgiver, this lowly Daoist is old, continue running like this would waste a lot of energy!” Footy’s voice sounded out beside my ear again.

I raised my head, and saw that Footy was standing in front of me while smiling, as if nothing happened! F̲u̲c̲k̲ this! I am nearly dead from all the running, why is this geezer still so energized?

“Geezer, who exactly are you! Something’s wrong with you right, causing troubles for me for no reason!” Seeing that I can’t escape, I just ignored everything and roared.

“Almsgiver, the lowly Daoist has already said that this lowly Daoist is Jiaoyazi! The reason coming to find almsgiver is to take back the power in your body!” Jiaoyazi said without changing his expression.

“You keep on saying that you want to take back the power in my body, what’s your purpose?” I said in annoyance.

“The power on almsgiver is very evil, once it is completely developed, it will cause damage to the world! This lowly Daoist is going the heaven’s work, if you continue to not recognize your mistake, this lowly Daoist will forcefully take it back! The only fear is that at that time your soul will disperse, never to reincarnate!” Jiaoyazi said solemnly.

“You keep on saying that you are acting out heaven’s will, then I’ll ask you, don’t you have superpowers as well? How are you going to explain that?” I pointed to Footy and swore.

“I’m different from you! This lowly Daoist is the first disciple under Yama, carrying out a mission in the human realm, specifically eliminating people like you that practicing evil cultivation methods and try to harm your surroundings.”

“What? Who did you say you are?” I asked in shock.

“I’m Yama’s first disciple!” Jiaoyazi repeated.

Hearing that, I nearly died of happiness, it can’t be that much of a coincidence right? With my luck, I can’t die even if I want to, this Footy is actually old bro Yama’s disciple!

“So you’re Yama’s disciple, since it’s like this, I’ll tell you, I’m Yama’s didi!” Regaining my confidence, my tone also returned to normal.

“You said you are shifu’s… didi?” Jiaoyazi momentarily blanked and looked at me in confusion.

“What? Since you know that, then why don’t you just screw off!” I said confidently.

“That’s not right, I never heard of shifu having siblings!” Jiaoyazi’s tone also became cold. “
Almsgiver, stop pretending, ignoring whether shifu has any siblings, even if he has any, it’s impossible for them to practice this kind of evil cultivation!”

“I really am Yama’s didi!” I said assuredly. “Go and ask your shifu if you don’t believe me!”

“Ask? How? Do you think it’s so easy going back to the underworld? I would have gone back ages ago if I could!” Jiaoyazi said.

“…” This is rather troublesome, how am I supposed to explain to this Footy.

“You have nothing to say now right! Hehe! As long as you cooperate with this lowly Daoist, this lowly Daoist will not harm your life!” Saying that, Jiaoyazi took out a red dan and handed it to me.

“What is this?” I didn’t receive it.

“As long as you consume it, the powers on your body will disappear, but it won’t have any other effects,”

“F̲u̲c̲k̲, why are you so stubborn, I told you that I’m Yama’s didi already, in other words your martial uncle, isn’t this going against your seniors?!” I shouted.

“Hehe, this isn’t up to you! If you aren’t going to eat it, then I’ll use force!” Jiaoyazi laughed coldly.

“Ai —— Wait!” I suddenly recalled the most important thing!

“What is it?” Jiaoyazi asked weirdly.

“I’m going to give old bro Yama a call…” Saying that, I took out the jade pendant that I carried around in front of my chest.



 


  1. His name is Jiaoyazi (焦牙子), which sounds the same as Foot (脚丫子) except the intonations. I’m using Footy because it’s more like a name.