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Not long later, Ye Xiaoxiao also walked in with a face of seriousness, as if she was different from the little girl-like expression just now. Women really transform their expression faster than transformers.

Ye Xiaoxiao started teaching, while I stretched, then laid on the table and prepared to sleep. We “sang” for half the night, so I only slept for a bit more than two hours, I really am a bit sleepy now.

Ye Xiaoxiao looked at the student, who never once listened to a listen, sleeping openly and frowned. She didn’t know why, every time she bickered and tried to find fault with him, she would end up getting screwed over in the end, was this person her counter?

Nothing happened the entire day, originally I wanted to spend the night with Yanyan and Weier again, but Zhao Yanyan said she needed to go to her grandpa’s home during the weekend, while Chen Weier was a bit too embarrassed to go herself seeing that Zhao Yanyan had matters to do, and thus made the excuse of going back to help her mom with the restaurant in order to leave early.

“Liu Lei!” Just as I was preparing to open the door with my car keys, a beyond familiar voice rang out behind me.

I turned around, and saw the person behind me was little lightbulb, Xu Ruoyun.

“Is there any matters?” I turned around and said. Although I don’t understand what sort of feelings I had for her, I was certain it wasn’t love, because of a man’s dignity. The incident at the coffee shop deeply hurt my dignity, from her perspective, I was just someone pretending to be her boyfriend, yet I had idiotically assumed that the beauty fell for me.

“I…” Xu Ruoyun stuttered, unsure of what to say. Yeah, why did she find him? Although she had once said such bold words in front of other people, she was still just a girl, unsure of what to say in front of the person she likes.

The two of us just stood there for a long time without saying anything. Finally, I broke the silence, “That Qi Dapeng doesn’t bother you anymore, right?”

Xu Ruoyun blushed, nodded then didn’t say anything.

“Then that’s good, but despite being a bit dumb, he is still pretty just!” Just after I said that, I regretted it, why am I such an idiot! Praising my rival in love.

“En,” Xu Ruoyun nodded, and answered quietly.

“You used me as a shield again, hehe!” I said casually.

Just after I said that, Xu Ruoyun’s expression changed, her originally blushing face immediately darkened, she smiled forcefully and said, “En, thank you. You helped me again… There’s nothing else, I’ll leave now!”

With that, she turned around and ran.

I momentarily blanked, at the moment when Xu Ruoyun turned around, I clearly saw some glistening thing flow down from her eyes. Could it be…

Only then did I realize how retarded my words were, I wanted to kill myself. So it was all real, the little lightbulb did have feelings for me. Perhaps she came to find me today and wanted to say something, but my untimely jokes ruined the atmosphere.

Just as I wanted to stop Xu Ruoyun, I saw that no one was in front of me anymore, under the road light, all that’s left was the glistening droplets on the road.

Perhaps if I was a little more proactive just now, little chick Xu would have become one of my wives, but I completely destroyed all this. The happiness originally at hand was now so far away. All of a sudden, I also understood my feelings, I still cared deeply about Xu Ruoyun.

But now… I couldn’t help but let out a long sigh.

Sometimes, happiness is decided in a split second, if you grab hold of it, it lasts forever; if you miss it, that’s also forever.

Could this lost love be regained? I shook my head, let nature take its course. I can’t exactly get old bro Yama to help me get reborn again!

I opened the car door, got on the car and just as I started it up, a person wearing a large peaked cap knocked on my car window.

I rolled down the window and asked, “What is it?”

“Who let you park the car here? Don’t you have wrongfully parked here?” The large peak cap said.

“Wrongfully parked? This is the car park of the bank, it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with you, right?” I asked weirdly. I clearly parked the car in the courtyard of the bank, it doesn’t seem to be part of the traffic police’s business! What’s more, my car has a government’s car plate, how would normal police come find trouble for no reason?

“So, what if it’s the bank? Isn’t the bank the country’s? As long as it’s the country’s territory, then it’s my business!” The large peaked cap said forcefully.

“Bullshit! With your logic, if I park my car in my own garage, then that’s wrongful parking as well?” I was in a bad mood, so I sneered. I wasn’t afraid of him at all, I didn’t break any traffic regulations, even if I did, I can deal with it easily by giving a call to Jiang Yongfu. I just didn’t want trouble.

“You dare to speak like that to the police! You don’t want to drive anymore, right? Take out your driving license!” The large peaked cap tried to scare me.

“Why should I?” I said with a cold gaze.

“Why should you? Because I’m the police!” Saying that, he prepared to opened the car door.

Just as he bent down, my eyes lit, and immediately felt all the more confident. This person wasn’t a police at all, the police uniform still had “XX Clothing Factory” written on it, it’s just that I can’t see it clearly at night, I thought it was something like his number, but now that the distance is shortened, with the lights from within the car, I saw everything clearly. Police uniforms are all custom made, how could they have the adverts like “XX Clothing Factory” on them!

So it’s a conman, no wonder he didn’t know my car plate number! I thought coldly, since it’s a conman, then it’s easy, don’t blame me.

“I didn’t bring my driving license! What do you want?” I laughed coldly.

“Didn’t bring?” The peaked cap momentarily blanked, and thought, drivers don’t bring their license? However, it’s better that he didn’t bring, even if he did, there wasn’t much use for it. Thus, he said, “Wrongful parking, and no driving license, two hundred kuai fine! Or else I’ll seize your car!”

“Fine? Fine, then give me a receipt,” I said calmly.

“Receipt?” The peaked car momentarily blanked again, why was it so unsuccessful today, normally nobody would ask for a receipt when they get fined. However, an idea popped up, “If you want a receipt, then four hundred!”

“Four hundred? Fine, then give me one!” I said without changing my expression.

“What?” The peaked cap originally wanted to scare him a bit, so he wouldn’t want it, he didn’t think that four hundred is fine? He should have said four thousand to scare him to death.

“What? You can’t not have receipts right!” I asked.

“The receipts are all used up! Give me two hundred, or don’t think of leaving!” The peaked cap started being forceful.

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I was truly smacked once, yet I couldn’t dodge. That’s because Chen Weier and I were closely knit together, if we separate, then it would completely be exposed in front o my mom. So, I could only lie on Weier’s body and blocked our sight…

“Mom, did you know that scaring your son like this could easily cause him to become impotent…” I said troubledly. “

“What… exactly are you guys doing?” My mom also noticed that the situation wasn’t like she imagined, Chen Weier had her eyes shut in embarrassment, her cheeks blushing, it didn’t seem like she was being bullied at all, while Zhao Yanyan was sitting on the side giggling.

“Mom, we’re playing a game!” I explained helplessly.

“Playing a game?” My mom blanked, she didn’t think the situation would be like this, but she still asked without giving up, “Weier, is it like that? This bad guy is not bullying you?”

How could Chen Weier not be too embarrassed to speak right now, she only lightly shook her head, the redness on her cheeks were about to turn into the Sun.

My mom said awkwardly, “You guys continued.” Then quickly shut the door and left.

After my mom left, Zhao Yanyan finally burst out laughing.

Looking at the gloating chick, I said, “Keep laughing, let’s see how I take care of you later!”

Zhao Yanyan smiled, “Who’s afraid! I just fear you can’t!”

“Heng heng! You’ll know whether I can soon enough!”

My mom listened for quite a while at the door, then turned back into the room. She shook her head as she muttered, “Young people nowadays, I really don’t get them! It’s perfectly fine normally, why play some perverted game!”

“Wifey, how about the two of us try as well?” My dad’s heart was itching due to that box of high class condom, hearing my mom say that, he immediately added.

“Try what! We’re an old couple now, aren’t you embarrassed!” My mom snorted with a red face.

“Hehe, that’s not up to you. Today, you have to try it whether you want to try or not!” I dad evilly pushed my mom down onto the bed.

“Ah! You’re so old already, yet you still don’t know embarrassment… Help!” My mom shouted…

“Oh~ Wifey…~” My dad was thankful in his heart, the thing this little ******* gave him wasn’t bad, he should blackmail him again another day.

I never would have thought that playing a game with Weier would actually bring so much bedroom fun for my parents.

Within the living room, He Xiyuan sat on the sofa and watched TV with a bright red face, but the piercing sounds from Liu-dage’s room made her unable to calm down to watch the shows.

He Xiyuan’s mouth was dry as she couldn’t help feel troubled. Just now, when ganma pushed the door open, she peaked into the room, and noticed that Liu-dage was butt-naked riding on Weier-jiejie…

Was this the sort of things that couples do? But mom once told her that girls should only do those kind of stuff after marriage! Then thinking about how Yanyan-jiejie was in the room with them as well, He Xiyuan’s little brain wasn’t quite enough, how could that be? How embarrassing!

However, embarrassment was just embarrassment, He Xiyuan actually got in front of the room door without anyone noticing, and put her ear on the room door to listen…

“Hubby, did you break that Guo Songshu’s legs because of me?” At night, after Chen Weier was infinitely satisfied, she rested on my shoulders and asked quietly.

“If I said no, would you believe it? That guy deserved it, didn’t you see that after he went to hospital, a lot of students started celebrating, all that’s left is lighting firecrackers!” I said.

“Glib tongue! How was it exaggerated as you say! Even after hurting something, you still make yourself seem like a national hero!” Chen Weier snorted.

“I was from the start! Everyone has the responsibility to help the people get rid of harm!” I said shamelessly. “What’s more, how do I have a glib tongue? Try it if you don’t believe me!” With that, I pressed my mouth over to Chen Weier.

“Hmmph!” Chen Weier pushed me and said.

A sports festival meant to encouragement sportsmanship behavior was completely messed up due to a discus I knew, causing everyone to feel endangered, and in the end, the sports festival couldn’t help but be stopped.

Guo Songshu was beyond speechless, he had no grudges with that student, yet was randomly hit to the hospital, what was most unfortunate was that he heard a student’s reminder, yet how was he supposed to know that discus would turn in mid-air, if he knew that then he should have just stood on spot without moving!

The next morning, I saw that it was already seven fifteen after waking up, I brushed aside the two women’s legs, and got dressed. When I got to the kitchen, I noticed that He Xiyuan had prepared breakfast already. Seeing me, she said with a blush, “Liu-dage, you and the two jiejies should come and eat breakfast! I prepared two extra portions.

I looked at the blushing He Xiyuan, I felt a bit confused. I looked to see if my pants were zipped and saw that nothing was wrong, why was this chick getting shy? That’s too weird!

Back in the room, Zhao Yanyan and Chen Weier had woken up already, and were getting dressed. They were surprised when I opened the door, as they thought it was my family.

“Let’s eat, Xiyuan already prepared it all,” I shut the door and said.

“We’re getting dressed, no looking!” Chen Weier blocked her breasts with her hands and said.

“It’s not like I haven’t seen it before,” I said lecherously.

“Hahaha!” Hearing me say this, Zhao Yanyan instantly thought of the scene when my mom suddenly burst in and couldn’t help but laugh.

After eating breakfast, just before we left, my dad pulled me to the side and asked quietly, “Damn brat, do you still have the thing you gave me yesterday?”

“What, you finished using them?” I said in surprise. My dad is too strong, right? He’s already at this age, yet used three in a night?

“Hehe…” My dad laughed dryly and thought, isn’t it because of you little brat’s inspiration, causing my ability to rise immensely.

“…” I was speechless, I was wondering why I’m so perverted, so it’s inherited! “In the lowest drawer of the desk in my room, there’s still box, take it yourself, if you don’t have anymore, then you can only go and buy it yourself.”

“Alright, then hurry up and go to school!” Getting what he wanted, my dad immediately chased me away.

“Liu Lei, come out for a moment!” Just as I entered the classroom, Ye Xiaoxiao called me out.

“What is it, Ye-daxiaojie,” I asked.

“I told my dad about the donation thing, he wants to talk about the details with you, tomorrow is the weekend, come to my home!” Ye Xiaoxiao said.

“Go to your home tomorrow? How?” I asked.

“I’ll wait at the entrance of the school tomorrow eight o’clock at the morning, I’ll bring you there,” Ye Xiaoxiao said.

“Sure, I understand,” I said. Then I returned to the classroom.

“Don’t forget!’ Ye Xiaoxiao shouted behind me.

“How could I forget Ye-daxiaojie’s invite!” I entered the classroom with a smile.

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“Bomu, don’t worry, I’ll be Liu Lei’s person for my entire life, he’ll be my only husband for this life,” Chen Weier said determinedly. She actually misunderstood my mother’s meaning, and thought that my mom was hinting that when she goes to university, she might abandon me after meeting someone better.

Zhao Yanyan, my parents and I momentarily blanked, we didn’t think that Chen Weier could say something so resolute, I was very moved. Thus, I spoke out my thoughts, “Dad, mom, Zhao Yanyan and I already decided to enter the matriculation exams a year earlier, this way we can be together with Weier earlier.”

“Enter the matriculation exams a year earlier? What are you saying? You’re not joking, right? Entering the matriculation exams with your level…” My mom couldn’t help but stop herself, subconsciously, she still thinks that I’m that bad student that always got last in every single subject during middle school, but then she suddenly remembered that in the end of term exams last time, her son was three marks off full marks in every single subject! Using the class tutor’s words, this was unbelievable!

“Mom, I’m not kidding, I already self-studied the entire course for high school, I’m helping Zhao Yanyan learn the stuff later in this period of time, otherwise, I can go enter the matriculation exams this year, and still get first place!” I laughed.

“Heh, bullshit, first place is mine!” Chen Weier pouted and said unhappily.

“Okay, it’s yours, yours, it’s yours,” I appeased.

My parents looked helplessly at the three children in front of them, it’s fine if the kids are happy, what else can they say as parents!

“We don’t object to you guys entering the matriculation exams earlier, since you can just treat it as an attempt if you don’t make it,” My dad said.

The entire meal went by in this joyous and harmonious atmosphere. However, the following things caused my parents’ eyes to drop, they couldn’t believe that the two girls would sleep with their son together, but they couldn’t help but believe it now! Because, after the two girls finished eating, they showed no signs of leaving, and instead expressed that they will stay here.

The main problem was that these few days, I have been sleeping on the sofa in the living room and gave my room to He Xiyuan. Now that the two girls came, we clearly can’t stay in the living room. At this moment, I couldn’t help but complain that the flat was really too small, it looks like I have to quickly buy a larger one, but how was I supposed to explain it to my parents? This was another problematic issue. Somethings were easy to explain to others, but towards your own parents, it’s really hard to say, it really made that saying true, the people that know you least well are your parents.

He Xiyuan was really bright, and immediately saw my awkwardness, and thus said, “Liu-dage, you and the two jiejies sleep in the room, I’ll just sleep in the living room.”

I looked at He Xiyuan thankfully, this chick was rather observative , it looks like I really didn’t spoil her for nothing these two days.

However, I didn’t know that when He Xiyuan said that, she felt a stingy feeling. Looking at the two jiejies, it was clear that they had an intimate relationship with He-dage already, but she was just his meimei.

Before sleeping, my dad mysterious called me to the kitchen and whispered to me, “Chen Weier already did it with you right?”

I honestly nodded, even if I want to deny it, I needed someone to believe me!

“You brat!” Saying that, my dad took out a box of condoms and handed it to me. “You finished using the ones last time right, I bought you another box. Ask me for more if it’s not enough.”

“Hehe,” I received the condoms with a chuckle. “It’s alright, today is the safe day for both of them.”

“Safe day?” My dad smacked me on the head and said. “You damn brat knows quite a lot!”

“Haha!” I chuckled evilly and took out a box of Durex Ultra Thin Feel with three pieces and said to my dad, “I have better ones here, treat it as your son paying his respects to you and mom, I promise it’ll feel like you didn’t put anything on after wearing it!”

“Really? It’s that good?” My dad received the box of Durex in surprise, and examined it closely. Suddenly he reacted, and shouted, “Damn brat, you’re gifting your old man this? Don’t run, stand still!”

“Liu-dage!” After shutting the door, Zhao Yanyan climbed onto that familiar bed while giggling and said coquettishly, “Weier-jiejie, let’s call hubby Liu-dage as well!”

“Sure, Liu-dage, come and spoil Weier quickly,” At this moment, Chen Weier had already changed into a set of pajamas that Zhao Yanyan wears, since Chen Weier’s body was slightly more voluptuous than Zhao Yanyan, the entire set of pajamas was like a set of skinsuit, wrapping around the front of her chest like a ball, making it look really hot.

“——” I was speechless for a moment, she can’t be seducing me like this right! When a girl with a super hot body in a skinsuit says to you, xx me. If you don’t make any move, then you might very well be an eunuch. Of course, women are not included.

Thus, I turned around, and fiercely pushed Chen Weier down onto the bed, and said fiercely, “Xiaomeimei looks pretty nice, how about playing with gege?” Saying that, I forcefully kissed Weier, and reached my hand over to her full breasts.

“Ah…” Chen Weier screamed loudly. “Don’t, someone come!”

“Hehe, xiaomeimei, if you are smart, then obediently sleep with daye, otherwise, laozi is going to force myself on you!” I said nastily.

Chen Weier pretended to be frightened, but the blush on her face gave her away, yet she didn’t forget to tell, “You damn rascal, pervert… Let me go, I’m going to call the cops!”

“Okay, call, do you need me to get you a phone, call all you want…” I said evilly. I never noticed that being the bad guy felt so good!

“Ahh… No!” Chen Weier shouted. “Then please be softer with me, it’s my first time…”

“Hehe, alright!” Seeing that Chen Weier gave in, there was an unexplainable pleasure in my heart.

Zhao Yanyan looked at the two of us roleplaying with interest, and couldn’t help laughing. Although they had gotten intimate with the three of them many times, but in front of her, this was the first time Chen Weier and I played like this!

I excitedly stripped away the sexy little pajamas on Chen Weier, I used a bit of force, and ripped a huge hole in the middle of Chen Weier’s pajama pants…

“Ah!” Chen Weier screamed, and called with a lisp, “Hubby…”

At this key moment, the door I locked tight was suddenly opened with the sound of a key turning, my mom furiously rushed in and started smacking my body with the broomstick, while yelling, “You *******! You are actually bullying a girl at home?”

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My dad looked weirdly at the two chicks that are stuck together like glow and secretly raised a thumb towards me, “As expected of someone from our old Liu family!”

At this moment, I could only smile wryly, I said in my heart, Dad, you didn’t see how ****** your son was in his previous life, not only did he not even get a girl, he managed to die from drinking on their wedding!

Thinking to that, my heart tensed up for no reason! Until now, I still didn’t understand why Zhao Yanyan would suddenly marry Xu Qingwei in my previous life! At the time, although I was always extremely busy, but I would always secretly pay attention to the target of my crush, the relationship between Xu Qingwei and her was that of normal co-workers that couldn’t be any more normal! I could never understand why the two of them got together in the end, because this didn’t make any sense, it did have any signs beforehand, it completely took my off my guard!

If it happened gradually, then I might have accepted it, but it was so sudden! It was also the reason I drank myself to death! If I knew that Zhao Yanyan and Xu Qingwei were lovers, then I might not have gotten so worked up that my heart died on me.

But there are two sides to everything, although I died, I met the super awesome old bro Yama in the underworld that could do anything, he helped me return to 1994, which was when I met Zhao Yanyan. Using knowledge and techniques from the future, I easily captured little Zhao Yanyan’s maiden heart, I did feel very despicable, although I had once comforted myself that the one I like is Zhao Yanyan, whether the one from my previous life, and the one now, they are both the same person, they are both Zhao Yanyan. However, are they really the same person? Perhaps in another parallel universe, that Zhao Yanyan was happily living with Xu Qingwei… Thinking that, my heart ached, the woman I love was actually in someone else’s arms.

Do I really like the Zhao Yanyan now? Or did I treat her as a substitute for another Zhao Yanyan? All of a sudden, my heart was in a mess. After a long time, I always avoided thinking in this direction intentionally, and deliberately avoided it. However, I didn’t think that so many thoughts popped up today.

Despite it being definitely a shame, I already have a lot. No matter what, I, after getting reborn, got Zhao Yanyan’s love, what was I dissatisfied about?

“Hubby, what are you thinking about?” Seeing that I wasn’t saying anything, didn’t change my shoe, and just stood there, Zhao Yanyan asked strangely.

“Yanyan, I love you,” I embraced Zhao Yanyan and whispered. “Yanyan, forgive my fickleness in love… The person I love most, is still you.”

“Hubby, what’s with you? Why did you suddenly say something so strange?” Zhao Yanyan was shocked by my unnatural action.

“Hehe,” I smiled wryly. “Yanyan, I…” I didn’t know what to say, due to my rebirth, I interrupted Zhao Yanyan’s originally peaceful life, perhaps it even changed her entire life. That prideful Zhao Yanyan that didn’t look at any boys properly not only turned into my obedient little wife, she even had to put up with the pain of sharing her loved one with another girl. I even suspected that it was wrong for me to get reborn, perhaps Zhao Yanyan peacefully marrying Xu Qingwei was her greatest happiness. However, now that it has come to it, Zhao Yanyan can’t leave me anymore, and it’s impossible for me to hurt Chen Weier, who loved me deeply, or Xia Jing, who already had “skin ship” with me. Basically, this was all due to my lecherousness.

“Hubby, don’t scare me!” Seeing my depressing expression, Zhao Yanyan was about to cry.

“Yanyan, I’m fine! I just feel like I wronged you,” I said.

“Hubby, don’t say it, actually…” Zhao Yanyan nearly blurted something out, however she stopped herself before it left her mouth. She couldn’t be sure whether those fragmented scenes were true, because those were only scenes from her dream.

“It’s time to eat!” My mom’s voice broke through the worry between Zhao Yanyan and I.

“Let’s go and eat,” I smiled, and returned to normal. I really was overthinking things, I actually thought of such deep questions like this Zhao Yanyan isn’t that Zhao Yanyan! Aren’t I just causing trouble for myself? Whether Zhao Yanyan or that Zhao Yanyan, it’s just that she was changed by me, who was reborn.

“Okay,” Seeing that my frown gradually disappeared, Zhao Yanyan said happily.

I don’t know whether it was intentional or a coincidence, there were two empty seats beside Chen Weier, and my own bowl and utensils were beside Chen Weier, in other words, the two chicks, Zhao Yanyan and Chen Weier were sat on my either side. It was really a bit like the past where the concubines would sit on the sides of the Emperor when they ate, it really is true happiness!

At this time, Chen Weier didn’t have the restraint that she had when she just came, and was having an intense conversation with my mom, I could tell, the mother and daughter in law hit off rather well, and were chitchatting about womanly topics.

Seeing that, I couldn’t help but let out a sigh of relief. I didn’t think the chick Chen Weier was really able, managing to deal with my mom so quickly. Actually, how was I supposed to know that my mom also deliberately accepted Chen Weier, my mom thought that no matter what this chick was her daughter-in-law, if the two of them had a tense relationship, then wouldn’t it be bad for her son’s face, and that means that there was no way to solve it later.

“Weier, you said that you’re in third year?” My mom said in surprise. She had originally thought that this girl is in the same class with her son, she didn’t think that she (Chen Weier) was actually older by two years!

“Yes, bomu,” Chen Weier nodded and said.

“Third year, your academics must be stressful right! Don’t affect your studies because of these things!” My mom said worriedly. “When the time comes, if you don’t get into a good university, your family would come here to blame us!”

“Bomu, don’t worry, I won’t affect my studies,” Chen Weier smiled with a blush.

“Yeah, bomu, Weier-jiejie is the first in the entire year!” Zhao Yanyan added.

“Ah!” Now it was my parents’ turn to be surprised, they never would have thought that this chick’s academics were actually so good! That’s weird, why did such excellent girls have a soft spot for their pervert son? Actually, they did look down on themselves a little, their son is also the first in the year! However, at this moment they didn’t think about that at all.

If I knew what they were thinking, I really wouldn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

“But Weier, once you get into university, you would have to separate from Liu Lei?” My mom sighed. She really didn’t know what sort of magic her son had cast to make this girl so loyal to him.

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“Oh yeah!” The taxi driver pushed down on the pedal and started the car. He was rather envious in his heart, awesome people are awesome, bringing two girls when he goes out! However, he was lucky, able to get his forgiveness, the taxi driver couldn’t help but let out a long sigh.

“Hubby, are we going to your home?” Seeing that I told the driver Huaxing Compound, Weier couldn’t help but momentarily blank. Normally whenever it’s the three of them getting intimate, it’s always in Zhao Yanyan’s family’s mansion, this was the first time going to Liu Lei’s home, Chen Weier was a bit nervous. After all, she has no officially met Liu Lei’s parents yet, she felt a bit like the ugly daughter-in-law going to see the parents in law.

“Yeah. Are you scared?” I teased.

“A little, hubby, do you think bofu and bomu would kick me out?” Chen Weier asked with a bit of worry. Although she had already found out from Zhao Yanyan that Liu Lei’s parents are very kind, but that’s just for Zhao Yanyan, would they be unhappy about a third person in the relationship like her.

“Don’t worry, they actually saw you a long time ago,” I comforted.

“Saw me a long time ago? When?” Chen Weier freaked, and asked in confusion.

“Do you remember that there was as day that you come to find me underneath my home? Then we got accidentally found out by my mom when we kissed,” I said.

“Oh! It’s all because of you!” Chen Weier said shyly. Her future gongong and popo must have thought of her like a loose woman, what was she going to do!

While we were chatting, the taxi driver already stopped in the courtyard of Huaxing Compound. I casually took out a bill to hand over, it nearly freaked the taxi driver out enough for him to prostrate again, then quickly said. “Big bro, you riding my car is giving face to me, how could I dare to take your money!”

I smiled, this fellow was a dumb, I didn’t bullshit with him anymore, I just put away my money and got off the car holding hands with my two beautiful wives.

I know that the following moment would be very awkward, but I couldn’t help but muster up the courage to rang my doorbell. Although my parents pretty much silently agreed to Chen Weier’s existence, but the older generation does find it difficult to accept the concept of multiple wives, this was also the reason why I still didn’t bring Chen Weier home. However, this wasn’t a solution as we drag on, I had to bring her home sooner or later.

The door was opened, I took a deep breath, what should come would always come, I think that my parents wouldn’t say scold me too much in front of others.

“Liu-dage, you’re back,” The one who opened the door was He Xiyuan, the chick had an apron on, she probably just ran over from the kitchen to open the door. After suddenly noticing that there are two pretty jiejies behind me, He Xiyuan first blanked, then immediately recognized them and said passionately, “Weier-jiejie, Yanyan-jiejie, you guys also came!”

Zhao Yanyan and Chen Weier already know that He Xiyuan was staying at my home, so they weren’t confused at all, and passionately greeted He Xiyuan.

“Xiyuan, what are you doing, come and help ganma…” Seeing that He Xiyuan ran to open the door and didn’t come back for a long time, my mom walked out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife. Seeing the two girls behind me, her expression immediately darkened. She walked in front of Yanyan and said, ‘Yanyan, tell bomu if there’s anything, bomu will help you get justice!”

“Bomu, you misunderstood!” How could Zhao Yanyan not understand the underlying meaning of my mom’s words, and quickly explained. “Bomu, this is Chen Weier-jiejie, we’re good sisters.”

“Good sisters?” My mom muttered strangely, and looked unbelievably at Zhao Yanyan. Are girls now so open? Being good sisters with their own rival in love? However, since the person involved didn’t say anything, what was she, an old woman, supposed to worry about. What’s more, the girlie called Chen Weier is also innocent, if anyone’s to blame, it’s his playboy son, thinking that, she couldn’t help but get annoyed, both her and old Liu have always been serious people, why did they give birth to such a son?! She immediately held up the kitchen knife in anger, “You *******, what sins did your dad and I commit in our past lifes, why did we give birth to you, a son that should be killed a thousand times! Today, I will act for the heavens, so you won’t go and ruin other kind girls!”

I freaked, this kitchen knife was no joke, although my superpower was developing, and I was impervious to metal, but I wasn’t dumb enough to randomly use a knife as an experiment. Seeing my mom’s actions, I quickly jumped to the side.

“Bomu, don’t be impulsive, this isn’t Liu Lei’s fault!” Seeing that my mom was going to place righteousness above family, how could she care about anything else, and quickly went up to explain. “Bomu, it’s all my fault! It’s me that… that seduced Liu Lei, if you are going to blame anyone, then blame me,,,”

At this moment, all Chen Weier thought about was saving me, and completely ignored shame.

“Bomu, actually isn’t not Chen Weier’s fault either, I took the initiative in pairing them together,” Zhao Yanyan was worried that my mom would blame Chen Weier, and hurried up to explain as well.

“Ai!” My mom let out a long sigh, and threw the kitchen knife onto the ground and said. “I’m old! I won’t get involved in young people’s business! Deal with it yourself.” Actually my mom didn’t want to chop her own son either, it’s just that if she couldn’t help but teach her son a lesson in front of others, she didn’t think that the two girls could shield him without holding back, and blamed everything onto themselves. What else could she say?

“Ganma, actually you should be happy, only a man an excellent as Liu-dage can match the two pretty jiejies,” He Xiyuan picked up the kitchen knife and said to my mom.

“Why are you helping him say good words as well?” My mom said after momentarily blanking.

“He Xiyuan blamed, she didn’t think that her unintentional words nearly revealed the feelings in her heart. After this period of contact, He Xiyuan already have a young girl’s admiration for this Liu-dage, it just couldn’t be helped that this Liu-dage already had two girlfriends, and his attitude towards her was like one towards a sibling, so He Xiyuan could only bury the crush in her heart.

At this moment, my dad also came out of the room, seeing the group of people at the door, and faintly hearing the conversation just now, he already guessed what happened, thus he said. “You all came, then quickly come in, we’re just about to eat, let’s eat together.”

“Hello bofu,” Chen Weier said carefully.

“Oh, hi! You’re Chen Weier right, not bad, come on in,” My dad was already alright with this, and wasn’t as impulsive as my mom. In the end, the one that got the advantage is his own son, he couldn’t be happier, how could he object.

Chen Weier’s tense feeling only relaxed now, and after changing into slippers, she walked into the living room hand in hand with Zhao Yanyan.

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“Pretending after getting an advantage, I hate fake people the most,” Zhao Yanyan said shyly.

Since Chen Weier is in third year, so she didn’t participate in the school’s sports festival, they have to take make-up lessons until after half-past seven every day.

Zhao Yanyan knocked on the door to Third Year Class A, Chen Weier’s class tutor walked out and asked weirdly, “This student, what’s the matter?”

“Laoshi, I’m Chen Weier’s biaomei, there’s some urgent matters at home, can you let Chen Weier come out for a moment?” Zhao Yanyan said with an innocent expression.

“Oh, it’s like that! Wait a moment, I’ll call her out,” Chen Weier’s class tutor did not suspect this seemingly naïve girl at all, and turned back to the classroom.

Zhao Yanyan smiled at me coquettishly, I raised my thumb, this chick has more and more potential at tricking people. If I did it, then it definitely wouldn’t have this effect! It looks like if our life goes to ruins, we do have a bright future going out with her to act as a pair of con artists.

After a while, Chen Weier ran out of the classroom frantically, when she saw us, she momentarily blanked, and said to us weirdly, “What’s going on? Where’s my biaomei? Didn’t she say that there’s some urgent issue at home?”

“Weier-jiejie, aren’t I your meimei! The urgent issue at home is that our hubby got ***** again, I can’t deal with it myself, so I came to you for help,” Zhao Yanyan giggled.

“You guys scared me to death!” Weier gave me the evil eye, and said coldly, “Wait a moment. I’ll go and ask for leave!”

Chen Weier turned back into the classroom, and asked the class tutor for leave. The class tutor agreed without any hesitation. For students like Chen Weier, it was the same whether they took the night classes or not, they were guaranteed to get into Huaxia University or Beijing University.

“You’re affecting my studies! If I don’t get into university, then you have to feed me!” When we got downstairs, Chen Weier said in annoyance.

“It’s alright, if you don’t get in, your hubby, I, will donate several million for you, when that happens can’t you just go to whichever university you want!” I said shamelessly.

“Heh! How could I be so terrible!” Chen Weier’s crab pinchers pinched me once again.

“Ah…” I howled. Actually it didn’t hurt me at all, ever since I knew how to develop the energy of my body, my pain resistance improved greatly, however I still pretended like it was beyond painful, otherwise how could the beauties release their anger and annoyance.

“Hubby, where’s your car?” Seeing that I was trying to stop a taxi beside the road, Chen Weier asked strangely.

“Don’t mention it, in the morning, I… forgot,” I originally wanted to talk about getting kidnapped in the morning, but I was scared that they would get worried, so I changed what I was saying at the last moment.

“Forgot? Hubby, you can’t be getting prematurely senile right,” Chen Weier thought about it and whispered. “Hubby, I saw it on a book, if boys do those kind of stuff too easily, it would cause their memory to decline, are you…”

“Don’t think randomly, my memory is photographic, if you don’t believe me, then ask Yanyan!” This Weier could really associate. My memory is great, I could still remember the stuff from my previous life clearly.

Zhao Yanyan nodded, she has seen my memorizing capabilities.

“But the books really said that!” Chen Weier pouted.

“Hehe, if you’re going to prohibit hubby’s desires, then why don’t you tell him to die,” Zhao Yanyan said.

“Yanyan’s the one that knows me better,” I smiled lecherously and opened the door to a taxi.

After getting on, I couldn’t help but momentarily blanked, that driver also blanked, then immediately said with a troubled expression, “Big bro, it’s such a coincidence!”

“Who’s your big bro,” I said coldly. This driver is the taxi driver that ripped me off in the morning, at noon, Jiang Yongfu called me and told me that the car plate number of this taxi is already backlisted by the traffic police, and now is one of the major targets to find issues with.

This entire day, the taxi driver finally understood what was meant finding difficulty with every step. He was randomly stopped by the traffic police countless times, he had already payed a thousand something kuai just due to fines. He even had the thought of committing suicide, then after begging a traffic police, handing him cigarettes and saying flattering words, he found out that he pissed off someone important, and the higher-ups gave instructions to deliberately cause him trouble. The traffic police advised him with good intent to think about who he pissed off and immediately go and apologize. Only then did the taxi driver remember the kid that claimed to know the police chief, and immediately let out cold sweat. He wished he could slap himself a hundred times, it’s all because of his momentary greed, causing him to piss off such a person. Thus, with the thought of getting lucky, he went back and forth the place where the person got off in the morning, in hopes to meet that person once again to apologize. He didn’t think that such a coincidence would happen, and he would meet that person the moment he got here.

“Big bro, I was wrong! An important person like you wouldn’t blame a petty person like me, don’t get on my level! I know my mistakes, please let me off!” The taxi drive said subserviently to me.

“What are you saying, why don’t I understand!” I deliberately pretended like I couldn’t understand.

“Big bro, stop messing with me! I know I was wrong to take more money for you, I’ll return it, no… I’ll pay you back ten times!” Seeing that I was expressionless, the taxi drive said troubledly. “A hundred time, isn’t a hundred times alright! Please just let me off! Don’t let the traffic police stop me again, I have elders and younglings in my home, I can’t afford getting fined like this!”

“Don’t you know the major? You still need to find me?” I chuckled.

“Mayor, I know the mayor, but he doesn’t know me!” The taxi driver was about to cry.

“Oh, that’s fine. Talk to her about this, her grandpa is an official in the province, he might be able to take you to him some day?” I wrapped my arm around Zhao Yanyan and said slowly.

The taxi driver nearly peed his pants, now he finally understood that he pissed off someone important. Why was he so unlucky and pissed this person off!

The taxi driver opened the car door and was about to prostrate onto the floor, seeing that I messed with him enough, I nodded and said, “The police stopped you because you broke the traffic regulations, if you pay more attention in the future, it wouldn’t happen!” After all, there wasn’t any huge grudge between him and I, just teaching him a lesson as enough.

Hearing me say that, how could the taxi driver now understand what I meant! Since I said that, it means I already forgave him, and thus he immediately thanks, “Thank you big bro! Thank you big bro!”

“Alright, hurry up and drive, we still have stuff to do!” I kissed Zhao Yanyan lecherously again.

“Yes yes! I definitely can’t delay big bro’s matters!” The taxi driver smiled meaningfully. “To the hotel this morning?”

“To hotel your ***! To Huaxing Compound!” Saying that, I also wrapped my arm around Chen Weier.

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“Am I so petty!” I chuckled wryly. This Ye Xiaoxiao was actually still treating me like a little kid.

“This isn’t a question of being petty or not, it’s where are you going to get the money to donate?” Ye Xiaoxiao said.

“En… Then I’ll donate ten million to build around a hundred hope primary schools,” I thought about it and said.

“A thousand… Liu Lei, how much did you say? Ten million!?” Ye Xiaoxiao freaked, then said in a joking manner, “Did you make a mistake, ten million? That’s very different from a thousand kuai!”

“Duh, can a thousand kuai build a hundred hope primary schools! You can’t even buy enough models!” I said.

“You have ten million?” Ye Xiaoxiao still didn’t believe it. She has seen Liu Lei’s school entrance file, he clearly came from a normal working family, how could he take out ten million!

“More or less,” I said vaguely.

“More or less? What do you mean more or less? What exactly is going on?” Ye Xiaoxiao said in disbelief.

“It means that I should have it! I don’t know exactly how much I have either,” I said.

“What do you mean should have it? Did you rob a bank?” After a while, Ye Xiaoxiao finally said this.

“Rob a bank? If I robbed a bank, could you still see me?! Sis, you’re imagination is too extravagant!” I was even starting to admire her, so great association abilities, it’s matching up to Lenovo computers.

“What exactly happened? Are you not going to say it! If you don’t say it, then don’t think about getting out of this office!” Seeing that I didn’t say anything, Ye Xiaoxiao actually started acting up.

I subconsciously turned to look at the office door.

“Stop looking! I already locked it!” Ye Xiaoxiao also let go, since her relationship with him is so messed up already, she didn’t care anymore. “I don’t care if you little mistress gets anxious from waiting!” With that, Ye Xiaoxiao looked at me proudly, casually picked up the newspaper on the table and prepared to drag it out with me.

I really didn’t understand what this woman was thinking, ever since the condom incident, her personality changed a lot, from the originally strict teacher to this woman actually acting rascally with me, I really regret what I said just now, it’ll be fine for Zhao Junsheng to do the stuff like donating, why am I saying it.

There’s no helping it, I could only explain, “Sis, isn’t it fine if I tell you!

“Then say it,” Ye Xiaoxiao’s eyes brightened, and knew that her ploy succeeded once again. She understood this Liu Lei’s personality too well, he was a typical person that would accept the easy way and not the forceful way, if you just drag it on with him, he can’t do anything.

“You’ve heard of Shuguang Input method right!” I asked.

“Yeah, I heard of it. Isn’t that the input method which was getting really controversial on the newspapers. Someone said it was plagiarized, but then they clarified it,” Ye Xiaoxiao nodded and said.

“I wrote that input method!” I said calmly.

“What? You wrote that input method… Oh… I get it, you earned the money from that input method right? You wrote an input method, then sold it to Shuguang Corporation… Wait, but what input method can sell for ten million? It doesn’t seem possible!” Ye Xiaoxiao said like she suddenly understood everything. Ye Xiaoxiao does know that I once represented Shaoniangong to enter the Youth Computing Competition held in Yanjing, so she didn’t feel too surprised after hearing that I wrote the input method. However, she had a query about the value of the input method.

“En, that’s right! It’s like you said, however, ten thousand just a portion of it! Right now the input method was sold to Microsoft, do you think the value is ten million!” I explained.

“It’s naturally over ten million now, but the value at the start was definitely not this high!” Ye Xiaoxiao nodded and said.

“Yeah, that’s why I chose a percentage of the profit when I sold it, instead of selling it all out, so the profit I get from this input method just keeps rolling in, I think ten million is just a portion of it,” I said without any emotions.

Ye Xiaoxiao was so shocked by what I said that she opened her mouth wide, she never would have thought that this young man who was normally not particularly respectful and also make dirty jokes to joke was already a millionaire. It was at this moment, something changed in Ye Xiaoxiao’s heart.

“What is it, daxiaojie, did I freak you out?” I chuckled and asked.

“…” Ye Xiaoxiao took a deep breath, why did all the weird things in the world concentrate on one person, able to get first in exams while never listening in lessons, the man like the wind on the sports festival, able to throw a discus for a hundred something meters, casually getting ten million… How was she supposed to be calm, unknowingly, she got more and more curious about the boy in front of her.

Using the time Ye Xiaoxiao was blanking out, I quickly left the office. So the office door wasn’t locked, Ye Xiaoxiao was just tricking me. That chick is getting more and more crafty, the gaze she looked at me just now gave me goosebumps, it seems like I really have to stay away from her from now on. If this continues, I suspect that she would become the second Wu Yingying.

“Why did you go for so long?” Zhao Yanyan was wondering around the corridor in boredom, seeing I came back, she immediately smiled.

“Ye Xiaoxiao told me to give up the prosecution of Li Shaojie,” I said without care.

“You definitely didn’t agree right,” Zhao Yanyan wrapped her arm around mine and said.

“How did you know?” I asked strangely.

“Don’t I understand you after so long!” Zhao Yanyan smiled confidently and said. “However what does Ye-laoshi have to do with Li Shaojie?”

“Li Shaojie’s father promised Ye Xiaoxiao’s father that if they could let me give up making Li Shaojie take legal responsibilities, then he would donate two hundred thousand for Songjiang city’s education,” I explained.

“So now Ye-laoshi is disappointed?” Zhao Yanyan asked.

“Nope, I promised to donate ten million,” I said with a smile.

“Hehe, then isn’t Li Shaojie really unlucky,” Zhao Yanyan also smiled. The girl has gotten a bit bad after being with me for so long.

“Wifey…” I smiled naughtily and said.

“En?” Zhao Yanyan frowned and looked at me, she knows that it definitely wasn’t anything good from my expression.

“I’ll go to your home tonight,” I said lecherously.

“No, my mom’s at home tonight,” Zhao Yanyan shook her head and said.

“Then go to mine,” I thought about it and said. However, my home was really too small, with an extra person these few days, it seemed even smaller. So I have to quickly decide on buying a larger house.

“Hmmph,” Zhao Yanyan said quietly with a blush, “Then… Call Weier-jiejie as well.”

“Isn’t it good with just the two of us?” I asked deliberately.

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“Heh! Deal with it as you see fit!” The woman managed to release her anger, and seeing that the principle gave her a way out, she naturally let go. She was very clear that she wasn’t someone from the Education Bureau, how could the principle listen to her!

“Don’t worry! I’ll definitely deal with this student!” The principle said perfunctorily.

After I returned to class, the others have already left, Zhao Yanyan was writing something on her seat. It was like around half a year ago, after I just got to know her. She also waited for me like this in the classroom.

“Still haven’t left?” I asked.

“I was waiting for you!” Seeing that it’s me, Zhao Yanyan immediately threw down the pen in her hands, and leaped into my embrace.

“Hai—— Hai!” Suddenly, a badly timed cough sounded out from behind our backs, just like last time.

Zhao Yanyan and I quickly separated, and saw that Ye Xiaoxiao was standing at the doorway, looking at us using an expression that was laughing yet not laughing, “You two have to pay attention to the effects during the daytime!”

Zhao Yanyan got really shy, and dipped her head. Yet I said without care, “You’re just saying the grapes are sour since you can’t have them, and being jealous of us! You’re twenty something already, yet you don’t even have a boyfriend, you can’t have psychological issues right!”

“Heh! Like it’s your business!” Ye Xiaoxiao said like a little woman.

Zhao Yanyan opened her mouth wide in shock, she didn’t think that I would speak like this to the class tutor, moreover, she didn’t think that Ye Xiaoxiao would answer me like that! How was she supposed to know that I would often argue with Ye Xiaoxiao in private, we’ve both gotten used to it.

“Come with me to my office!” Ye Xiaoxiao suddenly remembered that she had some business with him, and getting sidetracked like this, she nearly forgot.

“Me? For what? You can’t be wanting to give me ideological education again right!!” I asked.

“What’s with all the bullshit! Are you coming or not!” Ye Xiaoxiao glared at me and said.

“Okay!” Then I turned my head and said to Zhao Yanyan, “Good wifey, wait a bit for me. We’ll go to your home at night to xxoo,” I deliberately said it very loudly so Ye Xiaoxiao would also be able to hear it.

Zhao Yanyan bit her lips with her cheeks bright red. She didn’t think that I would even say this sort of stuff in front of Ye Xiaoxiao. I turned my head and saw that Ye Xiaoxiao also had her face bright red, and was glaring at me while clenching her teeth, yet she found that she couldn’t really say anything.

When we walked out of the classroom, Ye Xiaoxiao and I walked in a line, she said hatefully, “You are sure that I can’t do anything to you right! You’re acting more and more over the line!”

“You said it yourself, we’re good friends right, isn’t it fine to crack a joke between great friends!” I retorted.

“Alright, you said this yourself! We’re good friends!” Ye Xiaoxiao smiled craftily.

Hearing that, my heart jumped, why do I feel like there’s something wrong with that! It was as if she had dug a pit and waited for me to jump in.

When we got to the office, I sat onto Ye Xiaoxiao’s chair without paying any heed, while Ye Xiaoxiao felt rather speechless, but couldn’t do anything, so like usual, she couldn’t help but get another chair to sit by my side.

“What is it? Ye-daxiaojie,” I crossed my legs and said leisurely.

“You were pretty good today! You managed to hit Guo-laoshi to the hospital,” Ye Xiaoxiao said casually.

“What, you can’t be scolding me because of this right,” I asked.

“Of course not, it’s just chit chat. It’s better that he stays in the hospital,” Ye Xiaoxiao said.

It’s better that he stays in the hospital? Oh! That’s right! I remembered, in my past life, I heard that this Guo Songshu is one of Ye Xiaoxiao’s pursuers, and was someone really annoying, always circling around Ye Xiaoxiao, refusing to give up. I didn’t think my unmeaningful action actually helped Ye Xiaoxiao get rid of a problem.

“Then you have to thank me! Congratulations on losing an annoying pursuer!” I said.

“You’re not serious at all!” Ye Xiaoxiao said, “Let’s talk about the actual matter! Do you know Li Dahai?”

“Li Dahai? Who’s Li Dahai?” I asked weirdly.

“Li Shaojie’s father, a famous private entrepreneur of our Songjiang city,” Ye Xiaoxiao said.

“Li Shaojie? Why are you bringing him up? Didn’t he get arrested already?” Speaking of this Li Shaojie, I have to thank him, if it wasn’t for him, how would I have turned Chen Weier into my wifey so successfully.

“The court case for Li Shaojie’s case is about to open, Li Dahai wants you to give up on the prosecution,” Ye Xiaoxiao said troubledly.

“Give up? Why should I give up?” I was confused why Ye Xiaoxiao turned into a pimp, and acted as the middleman.

“Yeah, this Li Dahai’s reputation is alright in our Songjiang city, he knows that you’re my student, and so found my father, and promised my father that as long as you don’t hold onto the case, he will donate two hundred thousand at once to support Songjiang city’s education! Of course, he will also give you a bit of money…” Ye Xiaoxiao frowned and said. “Originally I didn’t agree, but my father still agreed to his request for education, and got me to convince you. Liu Lei, you know this, a lot of children in the counties of Songjiang city can’t go to school, this two hundred thousand is enough to build two hope primary schools… Since you said that we’re good friends, so I won’t hold back. Liu Lei, can you agree?”

“Ai!” I sighed, this Ye Xiaoxiao truly did have premeditation! This Li Dahai is thoughtful, he actually thought of using the point of supporting education.

“Sorry, I can’t agree to your request,” I said slowly. Was I an idiot, Li Shaojie is a typical person that doesn’t use his brain when doing things, was I supposed to let him out to continue plotting against me?! I wasn’t scared, but my two wifeys? I couldn’t possible do this sort of dumb thing leaving the roots of the problem behind.

“I guessed that you won’t agree. However, it’s alright, I already finished what father told me to. It’s just that father is about to be disappointed again, it really it’s a shame for his passion for education,” Ye Xiaoxiao sighed.

“How about this, although I refused your father’s request, but I will also donate some money to support education,” I said.

“You? Donate some money?” Ye Xiaoxiao looked at me strangely. “Liu Lei, although the relationship between us is really weird, it’s like a teacher-student relationship, but it’s not, perhaps we’re more friends, but you don’t have to comfort me! Li Shaojie deserved to be punished by law, I just casually brought it up due to father, you don’t have to feel bad about it.”

“I’m being serious with you this time, I’m not joking,” I said seriously. Shuguang Corporation was building up very fast, it’s about time to give back to the society. Donating money to build hope primary schools was definitely not bad, letting us get a good reputation!

“Hehe, then how much can you donate? Seven tens of kuai or several hundred kuai?” Ye Xiaoxiao said with a smile.

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