It came/come as a bit of a shock, but this chapter is in fact, not about food.
Scary right?
For a cooking novel to have a chapter that doesn’t involve food.

Hmmm? What was that?
flips notes
This isn’t actually a cooking novel?

Wait wait wait, then what were the past sixty chapters about?

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Since I’m in charge of scheduling like three different novels now I have long since lost track of which novels I have mentioned what things on in my pre-chapter rambles.
So I now consider all of my posts as part of the Robinxen Ramble Continuity where each one is a direct sequel to the previous one and therefore I don’t have to bother with keeping track.
For you guys that only read these (and I love you guys that actually do read these) for the novels that I happen to schedule for you this may lead to some gaps but oh well.

Anyway you may or may not know that I have tried many times to write a novel but I am a lazy person and get blocked easily.
One of the novels I got closest to publishing was when Scribble Hub first launched (actually I think my page for it still exists).

Anyway the character I was using for reference (which I originally found on google looking for copyright free art. Spoiler: She isn’t copyright free) is from a game.
Turns out that game got an anime movie last year which goes to bluray in the next few months.

Basically this means that the original embodiment of my OC will be making a cameo in a movie I guess.
I need some original art done of my original character.
You’re probably wondering what game this is?!

Well the answer comes in three forms:
Alchemist Code
Dare ga Tame no Alchemist
For Whom the Alchemist Exists

Weirdly the anime movie took an isekai route for some reason. The actual game has no isekai elements except collab events.

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Are you aware that Amazon has been taking down dozens of Light Novels as of late?
Even No Game No Life got booted! That juggernaut of a franchise isn’t up to amazons standards.
It’s ironic that the Japanese version is fine though.

America ruining everything again.
I hate that country.

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So what did you do today?
You ask. You don’t.
I forgot my brothers birthday and then I spent the day watching videos on building roundabouts!
YEAH!
I’m weird aren’t I?

In other news, Dex missed a post schedule yesterday. And then Silva had the audacity to say he thought I’d miss a post schedule first!
As if I would ever forget!
Even if I did I’d post it like an hour before the deadline and pretend I didn’t.

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I guess I need to write something here huh.
Hmmmm.

Well FGO celebrated their anniversary and stuff!
Lots of cool new gizmos to play with and of course the Skadi everyone had been waiting for!
I got my copy…totally not given her a single level or improved any of her skills.
I need to get round to that.

I guess my super biased Caster collection has grown even more biased now!
I wonder why Casters favour me so much?
Luckily I have some lancers and riders I plan to roll for soon so maybe things might balance out perhaps?

Also lolivinci CE is 10/10

By the way I loved the original title of this chapter but discord shot it down.

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So ReZero started airing and so did Sword Art Online.
I just finished my binge rereading of ReZero Arc 4, which is what this season will be adapating.
So you anime onlys have a lot to look forward to.

I won’t put any spoilers but his arc really capstones Subaru’s development as an individual.
Going into Arc 5 what we get to see is Subaru with his full hand of cards.
He might still be short of a deck of cards but…well ReZero is going to have 11 arcs so there’s still plenty of room for that since the web novel is only approaching the end of the 6th!

Look forward to it guys.

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» Chapter 78 «

The new FGO lostbelt chapter is like! HAH FEELS!

My PC has been making strange noises while gaming recently. I think I’m overthinking things, but it sounds like it’s sparking when working hard.
I think it’s probably just something rubbing the gpus fans though.
Probably.
Hopefully.

Did you know I had a girlfriend AND a harem once?

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The Microsoft Store is a disaster of epic proportions.
Earlier today my copy of Phantasy Star Online nuked itself to the point that when I uninstalled it, it actually failed to delete even 11GB of this 70+GB game. Then when I tried reinstalling it, it redownloaded everything!
I have no idea if I now have two copies of this game hogging space on my drive either, because the Microsoft store protects every file and hides them! So I’d literally have to start breaking permissions to just to view them!

I hope they release a steam version soon so I can use that, then I can manually delete all the microsoft store files without holding back.
Though…the steam version might also be region locked to America and it’ll be impossible for me to get it.

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Silva told me off last week for being too sleep deprived to remember when the translator changed.
But I remembered this week!
The translator changes next week!

It is changing from Musubii to Mii.
I know I got myself confused because of how similar they are too!

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Did you hear?
Recently a group of natural enemies of all genderbenders have been attacking our novels!
Who are these enemies? Well they’re self entitled yuri fans!
Yes because yuri has to be between two girls from birth apparently!
Yup, if you were born a man originally then it’s not yuri apparently! And with that logic they’ve been removing the yuri tags from all of the novel update pages for our novels! Even though there’s some obvious girl on girl action here!

That’s why you should all make sure to add it back where needed!
This is war folks.

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I think I forgot to mention it but, the formatting for last chapter was really weird.
We use google docs to organise everything but the files were microsoft word ones and font went whacko.
So I apologise if anything is horrifically wrong with the format of that chapter.
Also I have no idea who translated them. I’m like 90% sure it was Mii but I can’t be certain.
Actually I’ve even forgotten whether that was just a name change or an entirely different person now.
Well it is 6am so cut me some slack okay!

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» Chapter 73 «

So fun story for the day! Our ovens bulb exploded!
It exploded as we went to cook!
It tripped the downstairs electrics, luckily I was upstairs and my MMO time continued as normal.
Plus the kitchen is separated from the rest of the houses mains so the wifi didn’t cut out either.
All in all nothing went wrong for me!

We even got to order pizza.

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Quna concert is still going. I like her oriental outfit this time.
Also I tried farming Nemesis gear but it was hell. Oh well.
I know they’ll be somewhat obsolete in the future anyway but one always wants the best gear don’t they? Obviously!
I’ve had no luck though….farmed an entire day and not one drop!

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Oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear!
As I am scheduling this a Quna concert is starting in PSO2.
Sorry no random talk this time! I’m occupied!

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You know I now schedule 7 chapters a week?
That’s right I have to schedule Blue Sky today too.
Well that’s my fault because I forgot to edit it until the last minute.

“What’s Blue Sky?” I hear you ask.
Well it’s about a siscon who’s soul gets transferred to an English girl, and his quest to reunite with his beloved imouto and provide her with the best life he can. You should all read it! – Note: This is Robinxen’s impression only and may not reflect the actual work. Please take with discretion.

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