Alright everyone.
It’s Chapter 69.
Get it out of your system.

So Talos Principle II is getting a DLC.
Road to Elysium… a spiritual sequel to Road to Gehenna I guess…

I’m going to die… yup. Death be upon me.
Road to Gehenna had some hellish puzzles! They’re definitely way harder in this one!!!

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So I don’t really play anymore but the Final Fantasy Secretlab gaming chair is frustratingly tempting…
It’s really really tempting, the only reason I haven’t got one so far is because my current chair still works and if I’m going to buy an expensive gaming chair I’d like one that I at least consider cool… and the Final Fantasy one is close enough to a game that I play and a story that I definitely enjoy that I might cave…

The previous closest was the Genshin one but… boy was that expensive…

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I really need to purchase my brother some headphones or something…
Actually, he should really buy them himself!

But he never will, so I should get him some.
I do not want to listen to his gun gun bang bang shooty games at 4am in the morning, just because he has a wall mounted tv that backs on to the hollow echo chamber of a wall that separates our rooms.

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So the final episode of Star Trek Discovery aired.
Honestly, not been big on Discovery, the last couple of season were…. better?
This one was the best so far I think, I liked this season I just didn’t like the baggage of the first few that it came with, especially the first two seasons.

The ending was rushed, but that’s because the show certainly got axed and they had to retool the ending they had already shot.
The final scene felt a bit weird because of that for certain, it just, didn’t make all too much sense? They did their best to close loop the timeline of the show however.

Honestly, overall it wasn’t bad.

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So it seems that the Discord mobile app pulled a Code Lyoko and made a Return to the Past for the UI design.
Sorry, I couldn’t resist making that reference after I realised I typed “return to the past”…
Sue me.

Looks like their experiment with the bottom hot bar is finally at an end, I rejoice.

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You won’t believe it… I managed to do the final Star Rail boss fight…
The team I used was: Trial HTB, March, Serval and Asta!

It came a bit close, but considering that Serval and Asta were Level 70 with Level 70 cones… and their traces were nothing to speak of…
Asta really came in clutch towards the end, though Serval did the most work overall.
I managed to squeeze three turns into one break window on the second phase thanks to Asta spamming Ult!
If she had an energy regen relic on her I might have even pulled off a fourth…

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So although this chapter is scheduled for the 19th it’s not actually going live on the 19th for me.
Which means it’s not today’s chapter but tomorrow’s that will be on my birthday.

I think…
So this will be a few hours early.
If my understand of temporal mechanics is correct, that is.

Unrelated but it was hell scheduling this chapter, cloudflare went down which meant I couldn’t access wordpress in my area…
Oops!

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This chapter has illustrations of the characters attached!
They’re actually over on the official wiki for the story but we included them here too!
Honestly it’s crazy these are just web novels set in an rpg systems world…
It’s like DnD fanfic… except not actually “fan” fiction… considering it’s the writer…

Weird…

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This was a cooking chapter…
The filler of web novels…
Ah, such pain.

Sorry, I will just never get cooking culture. I’m not someone that really finds joy in food.
These things never land for me.

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So are you people playing the new Star Rail update?
That’s all I hear about currently from my friends.
Robin this, Sparkle that…

Okay, well Robin and Firefly are cute so I permit those discussions in my presence.
From the gacha pull screenshots it looks like Robin is the banner right now?

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I made an impulsive art commission for my birthday last night.
Well, it’s with a good artist.
I am excited.

Did I already talk about this?
I forgot.
Anyway, it’s a birthday themed commission, because my birthday is soon!
I am excited for it.

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I’m struggling with a social group that I play games with lately.
Honestly it feels really pathetic to say that when I’m over 25…
But I get along with half the group on an individual basis, but I’m just really bad with them as a whole group and some of the other members.

As a result I’m starting to disconnect from the ones I do actually like…
They tend to overshare too, there’s very few secrets in that group.
Well, it’s difficult… I will have to figure something out.
I think part of the problem is the fact that some of the members are quite possibly ten years younger thanks to how online spaces work…
Sorry for the weird vent! Just putting thoughts to paper, well, thoughts to keyboard? Anyway, chapter!

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Three of my friends on discord are playing Destiny 2 right now.
I think they’re being held hostage.
Every time I hear about that game it’s because of complaints!

Why are playing?!
What mystical brainwashing power does it hold???

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So, we’re starting a new volume.
Volume 2!
I can’t remember if volumes have names in this novel…

Anyway, don’t be surprised when you’re greeted with a sudden cover image.
That’s normal for new volumes… probably? Actually I have no idea.
Shhhh.
Pretend I know what I am talking about and being competent!

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I crave a lucozade.
I want a lucozade.
The shops have closed.
There are no lucozades.

Ah…
Why do I suffer so?

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