The original Half Life getting an update and going free reminded me of the hilarity that is Half Life But the AI Is Self Aware.
However what made me laugh more was the patch notes for the 25th anniversary update.
With entries such as:
•The entire UI has been reworked to scale at larger screen sizes. We built most of this stuff for 640×480 CRTs and apparently some of you have upgraded since then.
•Removed the now very unnecessary “Low video quality. Helps with slower video cards.” setting.