[Vol. 1] Chapter 29 – Fujoshi



(TN: There are no graphic BL scenes in this chapter it is mentioned though.)

“Carlo-sama, can I talk with you for a bit?”

 Melissa suddenly came over when I was sitting in my office.
 After her Reina also came in.
 It’s unusual for Melissa to come without being called and it’s not the time for a meal yet.

 What is it?
 She was obviously angry.
 Did I do something? (TN: Oh, oooh you did a lot of stuff….)
 Is it because I recently went out to play at night and visited the Fawn Pavilion and the Moulin Rouge?

“What is it?”

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 Ah, my voice broke out of tension.
 I hate people being angry at me.

“It’s about this Reina”

 That gentle Melissa looked like an ogre when looking back at Reina.
 Reina turned her gaze downwards and didn’t dare to turn this way.
 Aah, the one she’s angry with is Reina, huh?
 Once I knew I wasn’t the one in trouble the tension left my body.

“Did Reina do something wrong?”

“Because I couldn’t see her working in the morning I searched for her and found her hiding in the shadows to read this kind of thing!”

 That reminds me, didn’t Melissa hold something like a thin book in her hand?

“What is it?”

 When she heard my question Melissa’s face suddenly reddened.
 Reina became smaller and smaller. (TN: Yeah, well, the title says everything)

“Ehm, this is just too much to explain it with my own mouth. It is too dirty for your esteemed eyes but could you view it to decide upon Reina’s punishment?”

 What’s going on?
 The problem wasn’t her being absent from work but the contents of this book?
 It feels like an ordinary novel.

 I took the book from Melissa and opened it.
 Then Reina began to sob.

 ……
 Hoho, is the Earl with the scar on his cheek the main character?
 He kind of looks like me. (TN: Cause that’s you. My condolences)
 ……
 ……
 That beautiful knight of the Imperial Guard with blonde hair who swore allegiance to the Earl.
 The best swordsmen of the country.
 ……
 ……
 ……
 There’s also a refreshing brown-haired knight appearing.
 In addition to being handsome, his sword skills were incomparable.
 The blonde knight competes against this knight and ends up losing.
 Isn’t that just like Lunos and F? (TN: Eeeyup)
 ……
 ……
 ……
 ……
 ……What the hell is this?!?!

 The two knights compete with each other to gain the Earl’s favour and before long they fall in love.
 Affection exceeding friendship sprouted between the rivals.
There were love scenes between the two knights and between the Earl and the knights. (TN: … I’ll… just… whatever…)

 Tha, that fellow, did she become rotten……This is too early for this era.

 I never thought I’d read BL with me as the inspiration in my life
 Good grief, no matter in what world fujoshi always exist, don’t they? (TN: They are everywhere, everywhereeee)

 Oh well, because I’m 2D otaku trash entering the Comiket while yelling I understand them to some extent.
 But for the Maid Reina to get corrupted.
 Even though I thought she was cute but her panting over me, F and Lunos doing those kind of things was kind of disappointing.

“So, Carlo-sama, what is Reina’s punishment? Though, I think a dismissal is only natural”

 Melissa with a beet red face said this in a severe tone.
 When she heard that, Reina raised her voice while bursting into tears.

“Aah, Carlo-sama, I’m sorry! I’m going to reflect on it so please anything but dismissing me. Please let me stay here!”
 Mmm, well I don’t really think reading BL isn’t particularly bad.
 I don’t think it’s good to skip work to read, though.
 I’d appreciate it if you would stop just that.

“Melissa, Leave the rest to me. Would you let me talk with her alone?”

“Certainly. Please be strict.”

 Melissa lowered her head and left.

“Reina, sit down.”

“Bu, but……”

 I let the puzzled Reina sit on the sofa for visitors and I sat down on the opposing side.

“Are such books popular?”

“Eh, no, such things would never……”

“You don’t have to hide it. I think it’s understandable to like those kind of things and I also know some girls who like it. How long have you been reading these kinds of books?”

“……For about three years”

 Because Reina is now 17 years old she started with 14!
 She’s an elite in a sense.

“Are those around you reading this as well?”

“All my friends read them.”

“This book here, too?”

“Yes, we take turns reading them. I promised my friends to give it to them this evening and I didn’t have time to read so I skipped work……I’m terribly sorry”

 Aah, my figure got exposed to everyone (teary eyes).

“Carlo-sama, please don’t fire me. Please let me stay here!”

 Reina burst into tears again.
 I’m the one who wants to cry.

“Ehm, well, don’t cry. Let’s over look this incident this time. I’ll convince Melissa, too.”

“……Aah, Carlo-sama!”

She looked at me with wet eyes.
 Her face was cute but being looked at by those eyes, honestly, I pulled back a little.

“However, don’t read those books while you are in the mansion, working. What did your friends say?”

“Ehm, actually, it was one of my friends who wrote this book.”

 ……A BL writer, what kind of friends do you have? (TN: I have enough of those, too….)

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“She frequently tells me that she envies me for working at such a heavenly place.”

 What heaven, good grief.
 Besides, as soon as she realised she won’t get fired she got really lively.

“Ehm, Carlo-sama, that friend told me to ask you something when I get the opportunity.”

 I got a reeeeally bad feeling about this.

“What is it? Let’s hear it.”

“Ehm, that, uhm……”

 Reina fidgeting like that is pretty cute.
 But it’s something hard to say after all, huh?

“Ehm, if I dare to say, but, Carlo-sama, if you could answer this, you’re a uke, right? And what do you think about Gekokujo? I think it’s very wonderful!” (TN: Gekokujo = juniors dominating their seniors, 下剋上に関 gekokujo ni kanshite that’s the full thing)

 ……This girl is done for.
 She’s completely corrupted (white eyed)



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34 thoughts on “[Vol. 1] Chapter 29 – Fujoshi”

  1. Pfft. I would love this more if was an actual BL. But calling her corrupted, how rude! It’s just a harmless fetish, just like liking lolis or cat ears! Hmph!

  2. did i miss a chapter?
    oh btw carlo you are the author of this world, that makes you some kind of co-author of those bl books ahahaha

  3. I thought in the first few chapters that that Reina is a pure innocent girl but I was shock that she read Yaoi (I read sometime Yuri to be honest) and she a complete K.O. In that.
    Thanks for the chap.

      1. My favorite would be black luster soldier. My deck was mixed between knight and magician with counter traps and magic card. My favorite god was Osiris. Lol it was good old days, before my lil bro brought my deck to his school just to be taken by the teacher, and never returned. ???? last time i played in virtual was around 2007 before my gameboy breathe its last.. Almost forgot, you play online in pc or Android? What is the name?

        1. My favorite is one of the three wicked beasts :” The Wicked Dreadroot ” and a synchro monster :” Star eater” . My deck is compromised in random style strong Def and atk and strong spell and traps . I play on the android it’s named ” Yu-Gi-Yo del generation “. It contain all character front the original to Zexel and merging all king of play styles.

  4. In a sea some place far away.

    There goes a 3-mast sailing ship with it’s tall rigging swaying from the occasional wave. Its impresive cannon deck gives enough firepower to bring calamity against it’s enemy.

    “We still haven’t seen any land for more than 12 day.” report the ship second-in-command. The ship’s captain sigh.
    The Captain voluntered to lead this ship because he is part of the conservative faction with in the empire. Unfortunately there have been no progress at all with this expedition since the ship introduction. ‘We’ve only seen mirage. May be The Word of God doesn’t favor our ship’ thought The Captain silently.

    “SHIP, AHOY” yelled the ship look-out with greatly cheerful voice. In the horizon there are two ship figures. All free hands aboard the ship hurriedly go to the fore deck. Excitement filled their face as their long awaited progress are shown in front of their eyes. The Captain is also one with face that is filled with excitement. The second-in-command skilfuly uses his trusted looking glass. While looking through the glass, his face is not one of joy.

    He quietly take position right behind The Captain and whispers something. After hearing the second-in-command words, captain’s face formed into a frown. But the frown do not last long for it is interupted by the roaring of the lookout.

    “ALL HANDS BATTLE STATION!!
    ENEMIES SIGHTED ON THE HORIZON!!
    TWO FUJOSHI CLASS SHIPS!!
    IT FLOWS THE FLAG OF CAPTAIN REINA!!!” yelled the lookout again, this time filled with sorrow and despair.
    As if excitement from before was a lie the crew face showed despair. “Why Capt. Reina is on their side?”, “Hope is all lost.”, “It is useless” there is many kind of similar sounding mutter in the formerly cheerful deck.

    “ATTENTION!! CAPTAINS ON THE DECK!!” roar the second-in-command.

    Everybody looked at The Captain.

    The Captain took a deep breath and roared
    “Everybody!
    There is no use lamenting!
    We sail on this ship to prove our worth, to fight for glory, to spread the message of love!!
    So what if Our Beloved and Most Esteemed CAPTAIN REINA fight at the other side!!
    We won’t give up!!
    We will prove to Captain Reina that our way is the true way!!
    We will fight for OUR OTP!!
    NOW ALL HANDS BATTLE STATION!!”

    “AYE!! AYE!! CAPTAIN!!” answered the crew with vigour.

    “FOR CAARLOO X REINAAA!!!” yelled the second-in-command.
    “FOR CAARLOO X REINAAA!!!” come the crew answers that shakes the entire ships.

    The helmsman sails the ship to directly face the incoming ships.

    To Be Continued…

    That is for my rambling.
    Thank you konnoaren for translating this.
    And please pardon me for my OTP!

  5. Th-thank you for the chapter. That was….one heavy reading

    Honestly I never know Gekokujo until I read this chapter….

    and yes….we all have that one friend who made a creepy smile in class while reading her BL fanfic….

  6. Well, as a good guy, he should probably just tell her not to read on work time, but as villain Carlo, he should rip it to pieces and proclaim “I submit to no man!”, unintentionally spurring the fan base to new heights (depths?)

  7. My evil sense is tingling it tells me Marco should just tie her body in bondage style and then hang her on the wall!!

    And thanks for your hard work 🙂

  8. In 5 years, another doujin will be released. Hero:seme Carlos:Uke… This chapter is the best. I want a copy of that book. Who knew there were this type of stuff in the middle ages…

  9. Ahahaha haha! Amazon has no chill!!! What do you mean ‘you may like these’!
    No, thank you Amazon. I am not interested in this kind of thing.

    Anyway, thank you for the chapter!

  10. “Hoho, is the Earl with the scar on his cheek the main character? He kind of looks like me. (TN: Cause that’s you. My condolences)”
    My condolences too…

    “Good grief, no matter in what world fujoshi always exist, don’t they? (TN: They are everywhere, everywhereeee)”
    It’s like a virus…

    “ ……A BL writer, what kind of friends do you have? (TN: I have enough of those, too….)”
    My condolences… XD

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