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The Hummer that has been scratched on almost all surface was parked in the yard. Kana managed to drive back home relatively smoothly with Eru’s directions.

“Onee-chan, you really should go to the hospital,” Eru complained as she clean her wound.

“It’s just a scratch from a ricochet,” Kana replied indifferently, “You just need to wrap it up, then there wouldn’t be any problem.”

“I’m sorry…” Chitoge remorsefully apologized.

“Chitoge-san, why are you apologizing?” Eru asked curiously.

Chitoge was about to explain, before Kana snatched the opportunity, “Because the ones that kidnapped us were Kirisaki family’s underlings, my silly Imoutou.”

“Kirisaki family?” Eru felt like it was hard to believe.

Chitoge cast her eyes low, “Kana-san, how did you know?”

“No kidding, you were wearing pajama in the front door. If I still haven’t guessed that it is your home, then I might be a dummy.¹”

“Then why did Kana-san pull me into the vehicle?”

“Of course to stop the bullets. I believed that if you were in the car, those people wouldn’t dare to shoot, and it turned out just as I had expected.”

“Then why didn’t you just get off the car? If I had explained nicely, everyone wouldn’t have opened fire, and they could even welcome you nicely!”

“Get off the car? Hey hey…” corner of her mouth rose, making a cold smile, “Do you think I can let the people who attacked Eru off easily?”

Chitoge involuntary gulped.

“They should arrive anytime now,” Kana suddenly said while looking out of the window.

“Who’s about to arrive?” Eru curiously asked.

Suddenly, the sound of running cars can be heard from outside. Headlights are blinding the view outside the window.

“Claude-sensei has arrived,” Chitoge said.

Her words was immediately followed by the sound of a gate being broken down and a concentrated sound of footsteps.

“Hey hey,” Kana raised her voice, “This is my house, don’t you think it is rude not to shout us out or anything?”

The people outside didn’t understand her, the footsteps continued to get closer.

Kana moved her mouth without actually making any noise, ‘Call the police’ it says. Eru comprehended it, nodded, and then secretly retreated to her room.

Kana walked half circle around Chitoge, and then suddenly both of her hands reached inside her pajama, which then grabbed her boobs. Chitoge didn’t wear anything else under her pajama, Kana’s hands were in direct contact with the soft flesh. And she groped her twice more².

“Eh……AAAAAAAA!!!!” After blanking for half a moment, she finally shrieked.

The footsteps finally stopped, and then after a while, a man called out, “Chitanda-ojousan, you all no longer have any way out! Release Ojou-sama immediately!”

“Hehe~,” Kana sneered at them, “Is this man even looking at what’s going on clearly? I’m the one who have a hostage, what leverage do you have to talk to me like that?³”

The people outside were absolutely silent.

Chitoge held the pit of her stomach, she resentfully stare at Kana, her eyes is overflowing with tears, as if she was being molested, mmm, actually, it appeared that she is being molested.

Kana held up a teacup and yelled, “The glass in my hand is called paraquat. This is the world’s most dangerous herbicide, and the Japanese government is going to limit the sale of this herbicide, because it is a highly lethal poison, and there’s no known antidote, it is said that the death rate is close to 100%…⁴”

This stretched the silence for a good while, and finally, a single footstep rang out, approaching the compound.

Chitoge was sniffling, she tried her best to speak, “Claude-sensei is actually a nice person.”

“This is my first time hearing that an organized crime syndicate have a good person,” Kana said.

“Hey hey, aren’t you going too far…” Chitoge glared at Kana.

And Kana pointed at her wound.

Chitoge for a moment lost her vigor, “So what will you do? Claude is also worried about someone bullying me that she kidnapped you two. If you are angry, then just retaliate towards me.”

Claude shouted from outside, “Chitanda-ojousan, any matter can be talked over, please do not harm Ojou-sama.”

Kana gazed at Chitoge, and then laugh with unclear implied meaning, said, “Then please Claude-senei come alone to the room to negotiate. Oh, only girls can enter my room.”

“I am a man,” Claude said.

“Then get in a drag,” Kana replied.

“Is a man in drag also a girl?” Chitoge didn’t seem amused.

“Um, may my adopted daughter negotiate in place of me?”

“No, oh, and also, I don’t feel like you alone is enough, why not add eight more? Those who shot at me, raise your hand.”

The gangsters outside the room became noisy, but no one raised their hand.

“How about you scream instead?” Kana asked Chitoge.

“I don’t want to,” Chitoge shook her head.

Kana gazed at her meat buns again, Chitoge held the pit of her stomach, her face red with anger, “You molester!”

“Then, scream.”

Chitoge, having no alternative, only yelled for a moment.

“Chitanda-ojousan, we agree to your condition. Looking for woman’s clothing takes time, please guarantee Ojou-sama’s safety in the meantime,” Claude said with urgency.

“Half an hour top.”

“We can do that.”

Looks like the gangsters have agreed to reach a compromise.

While waiting, Kana turned around and talked to Chitoge, “Are you engaged? Do you have a fiancé? Who is it? Is it our classmate?”

“Obviously not,” Chitoge said, “He is currently in Bonyari High in Tokyo. After one year studying Japanese in Kamiyama High, I will transfer there.”

Kana narrowed her eyes, “Do you not like your fiancé”

“Idiot, I know next to nothing about him, why should I like him!”

“Then why are you willing to be engaged with him?”

“He is the son of the Shūei Clan. Bee Hive Gang wants to expand to Japan, so we have to rely on Shūei Clan’s help.”

“Hmm? So crime syndicate also understand that they are giving away high quality goods over a political marriage?” Kana said in amazement.

“Hey, how retarded do you think organized crime syndicates are?” Chitoge retorted in dissatisfaction, “Bee Hive Gang and Shūei Clan are both famous crime syndicate!”

“Hee, so you think that there’s IQ can be high,” Kana pointed outside.

An update from outside quickly came, Claude called out, “Chitanda-ojousan, we have finished changing.”

“Please come in, leave the door open,” Kana said.

The door opened, and Chitoge cannot help but to cover her eyes. Nine persons that were dolled up like macho barbie walked in one after another, wearing inappropriate amount of powder and are also strapped in woman’s dress, they were being pulled so tightly by their muscle, so tight as if a flex will rip the dress to shreds.

Kana spewed out the tea that she was drinking, while Eru was anxiously hiding behind her⁵.

“Chitanda-ojousan, can we start to negotiate now?” said Claude, who was in drag, and whose face was extremely pale.

Kana pulled out a smart phone and took a photo of the macho barbies. Claude’s face turn dark, and menacingly said, “Chitanda-ojousan, please pay attention to the situation, now is not the time for a photo shoot!”

Suddenly, police sirens can be heard from all around them, and a shout from all around them, “Police! Put down your weapons, hands behind your head, lay down on the ground! You are already surrounded!”

“Chitanda-ojousan, what you have done is very unwise!” Claude angrily said, being an organized crime of their scale, such insignificant police presence can’t do anything to them, they will at most be detained for two days. Nevertheless, it has put him in a bad mood.

“Ah, after you,” Kana clearly wasn’t worried about his threat, she was instead writing a post and posted it on 2ch.

Chitoge caught a peek, and her expression turned strange immediately, “You, aren’t you going over the line…”

The title of the forum is, “Bee Hive Gang, A Gang That Is Past Their Prime, Is In A Crisis of Dissolving. Nine Uncle That Wanted To Save The Gang Decided To Start An Idol Group”⁶.

<hr The Hummer that has been scratched on almost all surface was parked in the yard. Kana managed to drive back home relatively smoothly with Eru's directions.

"Onee-chan, you really should go to the hospital," Eru complained as she clean her wound.

"It's just a scratch from a ricochet," Kana replied indifferently, "You just need to wrap it up, then there wouldn't be any problem."

"I'm sorry…" Chitoge remorsefully apologized.

"Chitoge-san, why are you apologizing?" Eru asked curiously.

Chitoge was about to explain, before Kana snatched the opportunity, "Because the ones that kidnapped us were Kirisaki family's underlings, my silly Imoutou."

"Kirisaki family?" Eru felt like it was hard to believe.

Chitoge cast her eyes low, "Kana-san, how did you know?"

"No kidding, you were wearing pajama in the front door. If I still haven't guessed that it is your home, then I might be a dummy.⁷"

"Then why did Kana-san pull me into the vehicle?"

"Of course to stop the bullets. I believed that if you were in the car, those people wouldn't dare to shoot, and it turned out just as I had expected."

"Then why didn't you just get off the car? If I had explained nicely, everyone wouldn't have opened fire, and they could even welcome you nicely!"

"Get off the car? Hey hey…" corner of her mouth rose, making a cold smile, "Do you think I can let the people who attacked Eru off easily?"

Chitoge involuntary gulped.

"They should arrive anytime now," Kana suddenly said while looking out of the window.

"Who's about to arrive?" Eru curiously asked.

Suddenly, the sound of running cars can be heard from outside. Headlights are blinding the view outside the window.

"Claude-sensei has arrived," Chitoge said.

Her words was immediately followed by the sound of a gate being broken down and a concentrated sound of footsteps.

"Hey hey," Kana raised her voice, "This is my house, don't you think it is rude not to shout us out or anything?"

The people outside didn't understand her, the footsteps continued to get closer.

Kana moved her mouth without actually making any noise, 'Call the police' it says. Eru comprehended it, nodded, and then secretly retreated to her room.

Kana walked half circle around Chitoge, and then suddenly both of her hands reached inside her pajama, which then grabbed her boobs. Chitoge didn't wear anything else under her pajama, Kana's hands were in direct contact with the soft flesh. And she groped her twice more⁸.

"Eh……AAAAAAAA!!!!" After blanking for half a moment, she finally shrieked.

The footsteps finally stopped, and then after a while, a man called out, "Chitanda-ojousan, you all no longer have any way out! Release Ojou-sama immediately!"

"Hehe~," Kana sneered at them, "Is this man even looking at what's going on clearly? I'm the one who have a hostage, what leverage do you have to talk to me like that?⁹"

The people outside were absolutely silent.

Chitoge held the pit of her stomach, she resentfully stare at Kana, her eyes is overflowing with tears, as if she was being molested, mmm, actually, it appeared that she is being molested.

Kana held up a teacup and yelled, “The glass in my hand is called paraquat. This is the world’s most dangerous herbicide, and the Japanese government is going to limit the sale of this herbicide, because it is a highly lethal poison, and there’s no known antidote, it is said that the death rate is close to 100%…¹⁰”

This stretched the silence for a good while, and finally, a single footstep rang out, approaching the compound.

Chitoge was sniffling, she tried her best to speak, “Claude-sensei is actually a nice person.”

“This is my first time hearing that an organized crime syndicate have a good person,” Kana said.

“Hey hey, aren’t you going too far…” Chitoge glared at Kana.

And Kana pointed at her wound.

Chitoge for a moment lost her vigor, “So what will you do? Claude is also worried about someone bullying me that she kidnapped you two. If you are angry, then just retaliate towards me.”

Claude shouted from outside, “Chitanda-ojousan, any matter can be talked over, please do not harm Ojou-sama.”

Kana gazed at Chitoge, and then laugh with unclear implied meaning, said, “Then please Claude-senei come alone to the room to negotiate. Oh, only girls can enter my room.”

“I am a man,” Claude said.

“Then get in a drag,” Kana replied.

“Is a man in drag also a girl?” Chitoge didn’t seem amused.

“Um, may my adopted daughter negotiate in place of me?”

“No, oh, and also, I don’t feel like you alone is enough, why not add eight more? Those who shot at me, raise your hand.”

The gangsters outside the room became noisy, but no one raised their hand.

“How about you scream instead?” Kana asked Chitoge.

“I don’t want to,” Chitoge shook her head.

Kana gazed at her meat buns again, Chitoge held the pit of her stomach, her face red with anger, “You molester!”

“Then, scream.”

Chitoge, having no alternative, only yelled for a moment.

“Chitanda-ojousan, we agree to your condition. Looking for woman’s clothing takes time, please guarantee Ojou-sama’s safety in the meantime,” Claude said with urgency.

“Half an hour top.”

“We can do that.”

Looks like the gangsters have agreed to reach a compromise.

While waiting, Kana turned around and talked to Chitoge, “Are you engaged? Do you have a fiancé? Who is it? Is it our classmate?”

“Obviously not,” Chitoge said, “He is currently in Bonyari High in Tokyo. After one year studying Japanese in Kamiyama High, I will transfer there.”

Kana narrowed her eyes, “Do you not like your fiancé”

“Idiot, I know next to nothing about him, why should I like him!”

“Then why are you willing to be engaged with him?”

“He is the son of the Shūei Clan. Bee Hive Gang wants to expand to Japan, so we have to rely on Shūei Clan’s help.”

“Hmm? So crime syndicate also understand that they are giving away high quality goods over a political marriage?” Kana said in amazement.

“Hey, how retarded do you think organized crime syndicates are?” Chitoge retorted in dissatisfaction, “Bee Hive Gang and Shūei Clan are both famous crime syndicate!”

“Hee, so you think that there’s IQ can be high,” Kana pointed outside.

An update from outside quickly came, Claude called out, “Chitanda-ojousan, we have finished changing.”

“Please come in, leave the door open,” Kana said.

The door opened, and Chitoge cannot help but to cover her eyes. Nine persons that were dolled up like macho barbie walked in one after another, wearing inappropriate amount of powder and are also strapped in woman’s dress, they were being pulled so tightly by their muscle, so tight as if a flex will rip the dress to shreds.

Kana spewed out the tea that she was drinking, while Eru was anxiously hiding behind her¹¹.

“Chitanda-ojousan, can we start to negotiate now?” said Claude, who was in drag, and whose face was extremely pale.

Kana pulled out a smart phone and took a photo of the macho barbies. Claude’s face turn dark, and menacingly said, “Chitanda-ojousan, please pay attention to the situation, now is not the time for a photo shoot!”

Suddenly, police sirens can be heard from all around them, and a shout from all around them, “Police! Put down your weapons, hands behind your head, lay down on the ground! You are already surrounded!”

“Chitanda-ojousan, what you have done is very unwise!” Claude angrily said, being an organized crime of their scale, such insignificant police presence can’t do anything to them, they will at most be detained for two days. Nevertheless, it has put him in a bad mood.

“Ah, after you,” Kana clearly wasn’t worried about his threat, she was instead writing a post and posted it on 2ch.

Chitoge caught a peek, and her expression turned strange immediately, “You, aren’t you going over the line…”

The title of the forum is, “Bee Hive Gang, A Gang That Is Past Their Prime, Is In A Crisis of Dissolving. Nine Uncle That Wanted To Save The Gang Decided To Start An Idol Group”¹².

1. Richie: Not gonna lie, I thought you wouldn’t know because really dense MC is somehow popular.
2. Richie: Just as a disclaimer, I didn’t know this novel goes this far.
3. Richie: Not gonna lie, I thought Kana is weak from never exercising. She seems… a little too strong.
4. Actually, there are herbicides that have no known antidote and will kill you, although this type is only sold to farmers. If you ever digested some, even a gulp, your best chance is consume some activated charcoal, hoping it will absorb the poison before your body does, and then immediately head to the hospital, because they can only be pumped out.
5. Richie: Hold on, why are you out here again?
6. Richie: Mmmmmm, an organized crime idols. Why have no one think of this? Oh wait, isn’t there that anime…
7. Richie: Not gonna lie, I thought you wouldn't know because really dense MC is somehow popular.
8. Richie: Just as a disclaimer, I didn't know this novel goes this far.
9. Richie: Not gonna lie, I thought Kana is weak from never exercising. She seems… a little too strong.
10. Actually, there are herbicides that have no known antidote and will kill you, although this type is only sold to farmers. If you ever digested some, even a gulp, your best chance is consume some activated charcoal, hoping it will absorb the poison before your body does, and then immediately head to the hospital, because they can only be pumped out.
11. Richie: Hold on, why are you out here again?
12. Richie: Mmmmmm, an organized crime idols. Why have no one think of this? Oh wait, isn’t there that anime…

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