| Author: Achoo Germs | Original Source: SFACG | Character Count: 2110 characters |
| Translator: Richie | English Source: Re:Library | Word Count: 1424 words |
| Editor(s): Richie | ||
When the final exam finally arrived, Kana fell sick again, and she gorgeously missed the exam.
Although the school allow Kana to join the make-up test, since the made-up test result isn’t included in the ranking, any student that wanted to compete with her for the first place can only sigh in disappointment. After all, although Eru’s grades are extraordinary in their own rights, it still can’t hold its beer against the Demon King Kana, who get full marks for every subjects.
“I’m going to dip in the bath. Eru, do you want to watch me bathing?”
“Be careful of the water, your new phone at least have to last until your high school graduation.”
“Eu, Eru, you’re too boring.”
“Cut it out, I’m going to go to take the exam, Onee-chan, remember to eat your lunch.”
Eru unilaterally ended the conversation. Although she has a very good reason, Kana can’t help but felt like this thing called the exam has robbed her of something she cherished.
Eru already reminded her not to play with her phone while in bath, but Kana was extremely bored, being alone at home.1, although she actually have something she can do. So after the end of the chat, she still play with the phone while she is dipping in the bathtub. Eru can’t seriously not buy her a new phone if she break this one.
The post on the 2ch has exploded.
At first, everyone was apprehensive with spoofing, however, two days later, a Kamiyama city local newspaper reported an armed home invasion incident. A significant number of people recognized the criminals in drag in the photo in the newspaper as the same big shots in the post. After the police investigation, these people were identified as part of an American syndicate, “Bee Hive Gang”.
The users in 2ch sighed, the American syndicate have undergone deep reform. They innovated and courageously leading the times, leaving behind their counterparts all around the world. This also raised the hard question towards the local, stubbornly unchanging Japanese syndicate, “If you stubbornly stick to the old ways, is there any way forward for you? Never mind maid outfits, you guys have not even wear sailor uniforms!
Many of the local syndicates can’t help but publish this explanation, “Regarding the progress of the foreign gang, one should only adopt what is good, and discard the rest, one cannot just adopt every part of it. This crossdressing thing is clearly just rubbish.
However, the mass majority of the people couldn’t accept this irresponsible response, and the condemnation of this PR release grew louder that they drowned the PR release itself. This is the first time the Japanese syndicates experienced the power of shut-ins.
Actually, the one in the most awkward situation is the Bee Hive Gang. Their Japan expansion plan has not begun, yet they already suffer this massive setback. The photos of men in drags are circulating on the public internet, and it wasn’t just in Japan, but also in America. They quickly became a laughing stock of the industry. Just imagine, if the underlings of the Bee Hive Gang were collecting protection fees and suddenly saw a photo of their boss cross-dressing posted in a convenience store, wouldn’t that imposing and intimidating atmosphere immediately turn quite awkward?
Nevertheless, this has nothing to do with Kana. She has applied for police protection to the Kamiyama police, so for a few months, the police will strengthen their patrol in Shirakawa village and Kamiyama High.2 According to what Chitoge said, they will move to Tokyo next year, so there’s no need to worry about retaliation from them.
Kata, the lock to the living room opened.
Kana immediately stay on guard, hastily put on her clothes, fetch her electric baton from her bedroom, which she hides on her body, and then walk to the room.
“You can put the gift on the sofa.”
“The room is really neat.”
“Eru would clean the room every day. She should have gone to school with Kana today.”
“Eru is really capable. Yukihiko, are you hungry? I will make you some food.”
“That would be great, there should be some ingredients in the fridge.”
Kana walked to the living room bare-footed, and was surprised to see that the ones that were there were her own father and Matsushima Kae, the girl that they met at Eru’s birthday.
Kana narrowed her eyes, “Aiyaa, just guests?”
Clang.
Kae was surprised and lost her grip on the pan, dropping it. Yukihiko also jumped in fright.
“Ka-kana, why didn’t you go to school!” He sounded very bewildered.
“I excused sick,” Kana tilted her head.
“Umm, Kana, were you just out from bath? Have you eaten? Would you like to eat together with us?” Kae offered while she was picking up the frying pan off the floor. She tried to cover it, but her bewilderment was still clear for all to see.
“No need,” Kana turned around and waved her hand, “I will go to Kimura Sweets and buy a cake.”
“It isn’t good for your health if you always eat sweets, you should eat proper meals for meals,” Yukihiko lectured her, assuming his fatherly tone3.
Kana suddenly turned around, her corner of mouth turned up a curl, and then she mockingly said, “Isn’t it enough to give you guys a room? Don’t forget to put on a condom though.”
“What nonsense you are talking about! This brat…”
Kana completely ignored her father’s big fuss, turned around and returned to her room, change, and then leave the house.
If a boss is waiting for his house to be empty before bringing in a beautiful female subordinate home, it was surely, undoubtedly, just a business talk!
Haha, that excuse can only fool elementary students.
At that time, Kana was really curious. How did a 20 year old woman rise up to the rank of regional manager? She was suspicious that she was shown favoritism because of Ako or some other female relative4. However, the only relative she could think of was Chitanda Tanokyu. However, Chitanda Tanokyu didn’t have much influence in the family business, so Kana drew up a blank.
And now, the mystery has been solved. If she is her high-ranking boss’ favorite, then never mind becoming a regional manager, she might be able to become the chairman. Although Yukihiko isn’t Tanokyu, he is currently the head of the family, the chairman of the Chitanda family business.
While she was solving the mystery, she has reached Kimura Sweets.
“Yogurt, and then Mille Foglie cake, please.”
“That would be 1,500 yen. Thank you for your patronage.”
Kana handed over the money, and then took her purchase and sat by the window.
Kimura Sweet’s decoration is very simple, there’s a feel of the Shōwa era coming from it, and the western desserts felt completely out of place. Kana thinks that this isn’t deliberate. Since the owner is a grandma, it is most likely because it was the most suitable shop for her.
Because the business was still as slow as before, the shop was really calm. Kana took two bites of her cake, and then suddenly remembered something. She took out her phone, and dialed Ako’s phone.
“Hey, Young Mistress5, how come you are free to call me?”
“Hey, B̲i̲t̲c̲h̲, where are you?”
“In Tokyo.”
“I know that you are in Tokyo. I am asking why it sounded noisy over there.”
“I’m in a hospital.”
“Hospital?” Kana puckered up her brows, and then suddenly have a bad premonition, “You got sick?”
“Of course not, do you think I’m you, Little Mistress? Eru told me that you got sick again?”
“Don’t speak rubbish6, so why are you in the hospital?”
“I’m pregnant.”
“Oh.”
“Your reaction is dull, Little Mistress.”
“Congrats, congrats.”
“Care to elaborate?”
“Nnn…”
“What are you thinking right now?”
“Nothing. I just want to ask, whose child is that?”
“Do you have a death wish? Little Mistress!”
Footnotes:
- Richie: I thought that you are sick.
- I suppose Chitanda house is at Shirakawa village.
- Richie: Shut up Dad, I bet that Kae’s cooking skill can’t meet Kana’s strict food requirement anyway.
- You might feel like the translation is odd, but the word used is 裙带关系, which specifically is referring to favoritism caused by a wife or female relatives.
- Huh, I guess she dialed down on her insult.
- Richie: Actually, you are an MC that got have gotten sick twice in 19 chapters. I know another one where the MC is naturally weak to begin with, but falling sick isn’t the norm, for an MC.


















































































