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Chapter 126 – Fake Western B̲a̲s̲t̲a̲r̲d̲

“Hold it in my ***, tell me what you’re going to do since you crashed into my car?” The cigarrete teenager pointed to the dented Honda and said.

“…” I laughed instead of getting angry! I crashed? I said, “Then what do you think?”

“Since it’s like this, pay up! Give me five thousand and this is settled,” the cigarette teenager thought that I was going to give in, and prepared to rip me off big time.

“Wait, I want to ask something first, are you paying me, or am I paying you?” I ridiculed.

“****! Bullshit, of course you’re paying me!” The cigarette teenager swore.

I immediately slapped him, “******* speak more cleanly! I’m telling you, if you don’t give me an answer for this, don’t think about leaving!” I was really angry, he actually dared to scold me? I was in a good mood so I bullshit a bit with you, if I was in a bad mood, I’ll kick you to meet my sworn old bro.

“You’ve got guts! ****! You’re not giving in when I play nice, instead you rather make me use force, since you don’t agree to settle it in private, don’t regret it!” Saying that, he spit the other half of the cigarette on the ground, stared at me. Then he noticed I was taller by him by a head, and so he held it in and didn’t explode, instead he took out a mobile phone from his pocket and dialed a number.

“Hey, Qu-ge right? I’m Zhou Mingyuan!” The cigarette teen said into the phone.


“Yeah, I have some business with you! I am on the Yellow River Road in the development area, I was crashed by a trash Jetta!” Zhou Mingyuan said.


“En, right! You better send a tow truck over, and tow that Jetta away!” Zhou Mingyuan pretentiously hung up, and said cockily to me, “Don’t beg me when the police comes later!”

Hehe, I laughed coldly in my heart. This Zhou Mingyuan most likely called a traffic police he was familiar with over.

Not long later, the sound of sirens could be heard from a police car, behind it was a flat tow truck.

“What happened here?” A fat-faced traffic police with big ears jumped down from the police car, and said pretentiously.

“It’s like this, Qu-ge. I was driving on the road, it was all fine, when this fellow suddenly accelerated from behind and crashed into my car. Look here, such a large pit!” Zhou Mingyuan said like he was wronged.

This Qu-ge haven’t just been doing his job as the traffic police for one or two days, he easily guessed approximately what happened just now. Zhou Mingyuan definitely was bullshitting, and definitely wanted to get ahead of the other person, therefore causing the car crash! Originally Qu-ge really thought that it was the Jetta’s fault, that way it would be easy on him, from but the current situation, the Jetta had no problems, he couldn’t pick out a single little problem! Despite this, he still had to pretend a bit, after all Zhou-gongzi’s father is a oversea Chinese businessman!

“Take out your driving license!” Qu-ge roared at me.

I casually handed him the driving license, this was a crucial step, and it has to be done. However after Qu-ge opened it, he frowned, “Not even two months of driving? That’s way too short, no wonder you got into an accident!” ****, you’re making a judgement on the reason of the accident just with the driving age? Why don’t you ask me what happened?

“So according to this police officer, whoever has the shortest driving age would have to take responsibility for the accident right?” I mocked.

“This… is not what I meant!” Qu-ge also felt there was something wrong with what he had said, and it managed to allow the other party to catch on to it.

“The reason of the accident is obvious, Xiao Li, come over and record! This Jetta car with the plate number Song 0… Song 000177…” Qu-ge momentarily blanked after he finished, then turned towards me to ask quietly, “Excuse me, where does this little bro work?”

“Heh!” I snorted, and didn’t answer. However the stacked passes and permits all fell into Qu-ge’s eyes.

This type of lower number car all belonged to officials, even if the person in front of his eyes was someone driving for an official, he still couldn’t piss him off, no to mention that he really had no responsibility!

“Haihai! This Jetta was driving normally, the Honda tried to speed past, causing this traffic accident. The Honda has broken regulations, and should take responsibility of this accident. Tow this Honda away!” Qu-ge ordered loudly. Then he said to me, “This little bro, I’m sorry to have delayed you! Is there anything you need to add for the cause of this accident?”

I didn’t think that before I said anything, the situation was resolved, I had thought I needed to call Jiang Yongfu to deal with it.

The results of Qu-ge’s handling caused Zhou Mingyuan to open his mouth in shock, he only clam back to himself when that Xiao Li got ready to tow his car away, “Qu-ge, did you make a mistake! The Honda is mine!”

“That’s right, Xiao Li, quickly tow it away! Also this Mr. Zhou, please come back to the station with us to cooperate in investigation this accident!” Qu-ge sore in his heart, don’t think that just because your old man made a lot of contribution to this city’s economy, you can just do whatever you want! I’m already giving you a lot of face not asking you to compensate the other person, and you’re still unwilling?

From the tones that the two people were using, I managed to find out about this Zhou-gongzi’s identity. This fellow’s father is a returnee from overseas, and came to Songjiang city to invest and build a factory.

The owners of foreign businesses were still very awesome in the 90s, there were a lot of advantageous policies for them, even the provincial and city officials had to watch out for them due to the benefits of the economy.

It’s just that the traffic police found it difficult to piss off both sides, in a situation like this, the best choice was to treat it like normal.

However, there wasn’t really much wrong with my car, the front just had a bit of paint scrapped off. Jetta produced in the country really is awesome, the front of Zhou Mingyuan’s Honda was flattened by a large chunk, and there wasn’t much wrong with my Jetta.

My anger also dissipated a lot at the time, and I couldn’t be bothered with him, he was just a fake western ******* acting high and mighty with someone else’s power. I would see this kind of weird scenes a lot of the time, the people that are actually amazing are all easy to talk to, but their sons or direct subordinates all act pretentious, as if they are the kings of the world.

The two girls Zhao Yanyan and Chen Weier didn’t even get off the car, and just chatted happily on the car. They clearly knew about my current capabilities and didn’t even worry.

“Hey, your husband went off the car to fight with someone, and here are you guys, chatting and laughing on the car, not worried at all! Aren’t you afraid of me getting bullied?” I said in dissatisfaction.

“You get bullied? But I heard from Weier-jiejie the heroic acts of you beating four bodyguards!” Zhao Yanyan looked and Chen Weier and said with a smile. Zhao Yanyan was indeed a little worried at the start, since she has not seen the heroic scene of me beating four people at once, and after seeing that Zhou Mingyuan call for help, she thought that he called people over to fight, but then seeing the police calm, she relaxed. Speaking about political influence, who can compare up to them, the Zhao family, in Songjiang province?

Chen Weier also couldn’t help but smile embarrassingly at me.


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