| Author: Resn | Original Source: Kakuyomu |
| Translator: Nomad | English Source: Re:Library |
| Editor(s): Silva | |
| Project GB is an official initiative by Re:Library. |
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Two nights after Rouge’s rescue, they all gathered in the streaming studio in Castle Seyfert.
“Hm… Isn’t the camera too close still?”
After Crim asked that, the Magius Orb that seemed to be much closer to her than in past streams slowly moved back. Once it was roughly at its usual spot, she cleared her throat and took a deep breath.
“That looks about right for the camera, well then… Ahem*.”
Then, after standing with her back to the camera for a moment, Crim turned around with her coat spreading out behind her.
…Until the end, she had been oblivious to the fact that the camera was filming the whole time.
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“Adyyja! Ye did well to come, humans… Actually, I am supposed to be thanking thee this day, so I cannot be so self-important… Regardless, I am thy host for this night, Crim Lua Cheia.”
“And I’m Freya, here to help too. Let’s do this everyone!”
The chat window was instantly flooded with comments. This time, they had scheduled the stream to thank everyone beforehand, so the number of viewers was already high right from the start.
Amidst them…
Comment: By the way, what is it you’re wearing?
One of the viewers seemed confused by what he was seeing. And rightly so, as Crim was currently wearing a classical maid dress with a long skirt, just like Adonis.
“Well… This was one of thy requests as well, asking me to wear a maid uniform during a stream.”
Comment: Good job to whoever suggested that!!
Comment: Cute girl wearing cute clothes is always cute
Comment: And she chose the long hemmed type!
Comment: This way there won’t be any cheap upskirts, perfect
Crim nodded pleased seeing that most of the viewers approved of it, but then quickly recalled what the point of the stream was and her face turned sour.
“First off, the three little ones we rescued have something to say. Please come here, and everyone, give them a warm welcome.”
Saying that, Crim beckoned Rouge, Hina, and Lyco to enter into the frame, all wearing maid uniforms.
Comment: so cuteee!
Comment: I love this, give me more..!
Comment: don’t get me wrong, I’m no lolicon…it’s just…paternal instincts…
The viewers also seemed to appreciate the three’s outfits, as their awkward entrance produced another flurry of comments. Meanwhile, Rouge walked until she was in the middle of the frame, holding Hina and Lyco’s hands as they stood next to her, and they all bowed.
“Umm… Good evening, everyone. I’m terribly sorry for causing you so much trouble, but I’m really grateful that you helped rescue me!”
Her cheeks were beet red by the end of that, and she needed to take a deep breath since she had forgotten to breathe until she was done talking. Still, she bowed politely, and then Hina and Lyco did the same, as they could not speak yet.
Comment: Don’t worry about it!
Comment: I’m glad to see you’re fine, may the Ditzy Lord’s household be blessed!
Comment: That sounds a bit…actually it’s not really weird
Comment: Tiny maids are so adorable…
All of the viewers quickly left kind comments for the three of them. They held no grudges against them from the times they were enemies, which brought immense relief to Crim and the rest of those involved. But then…
“Kyahh?! Y-You two…”
Soon after, Hina and Lyco turned back into their shadow puppet forms and sat on their usual spot, Rouge’s shoulders. The sudden increase of weight on her shoulders took her by surprise, and she raised her head flustered, trying to not make them fall.
Comment: Sorry, I’m gonna go die real quick
Comment: What a coincidence, me too. Ghugh
Comment: Cause of Death – Dazzling Sight
Comment: Did they really start off as combat AIs..?
Comment: now I get why the Ditzy Lord was so desperate
Comment: This must be protected…at all costs
The chat window was quickly filled with adoring comments like that. And the same happened on the other side of the screen…
“What should I do, Freya? My sister is too cute…”
“There’s nothing to be done. She’s cute and that’s it.”
Crim and Freya plopped down on chairs nearby and covered their mouths as they spoke earnestly with each other.
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“Moving on… Let’s get into the main event. So there were many requests, and they kept coming in one after another…”
With a sour look, Crim showed them a window with the total number requests she had received.
Comment: More than a hundred…
Comment: there really were that many? thats crazy
Even the viewers were taken aback by that, and Crim nodded knowingly.
“Doing all of this would keep us here all the way past sunrise, so no point in dawdling any longer. Let’s start with the cosplay request and ermm… ASMR…ear cleaning…whispering voice?”
Comment: noway?!
Comment: What! ASMR from the Ditzy Lord?!
Comment: I need to record this!
The viewers went rowdy for a third time. Their excitement seemed to also please Crim, who slowly raised her hand, her fingers ready to snap.
“Well then, play it back!”
Announcing that, she snapped her delicate fingers.
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…Clean thine ears? Verily, I did vow to fulfill thy wishes, indeed. Thus shall I oblige… But tell me, is this truly thy desire? Very well, then… Come hither, and lay thy head upon my lap.
…In sooth, I have ne’er performed such a task ere now. Should it become painful, thou must speak, dost thou hear?
Mm…I cannot see aright… Ah, cease thy fidgeting! Thou movest thy head far too much—it…it tickles mine thighs… Yes…remain as thou art…
Ah…nearly…aye, there it is. That one was troublesome. It did not pain thee, did it? Hmm, so thou sayest it was rather pleasant? Well, then, I shall continue.
Do I delve too deep?
Oh, ’tis just right, thou sayest? I see…so this is thy preference. Indeed, I have learned something new of thee this day.
Dost thou find comfort, perched as thou art upon my lap? ’Tis not too hard, perchance? …What…thou sayest it smells sweet? F-Fool! Cease thy sniffing at once! Turn thy face hence, and I shall tend to thine other ear!
Now, do not sit so far removed—come nearer, else I cannot see with clarity. What’s this…thou art embarrassed? Speak not such foolishness—it is far too late for such modesty… Now stop thy prattle…
What is it now…? Hast thou grown too weary? Hah, so be it—thou art welcome to slumber upon my lap. Simply rest thy head and surrender to thy drowsiness.
Hm…asleep already, art thou? And with such a gleeful countenance, no less. It seems this sight alone hath made all mine efforts worthwhile…but that shall remain my little secret.
Ah, another sizable one hath emerged. Gently now…wake thee not…mm…ah…mmm…there we are. A great deal hath been drawn forth. ’Twould appear much was confined within, heheh.
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“GAHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!”
Comment: she finally snapped lmao
Comment: You did very well though!!
Comment: Shy as always, little Ditzy Lord lol
Comment: my ears were blessed, I want to buy this
Comment: Where do I order a copy of this?!!
Comment: It was a whole AR experience too
By then, Crim could not stand the embarrassment of having to listen to that, so she let out a scream while covering her face. Meanwhile, the viewers were ecstatic that she had taken the request so seriously.
“Th-That’s enough, stop playing it!! S-Somehow having to listen to my own voice doing that feels so embarrassingggg!!”
Crim’s face was flushed red, and she had to remind herself that it was all an expression of gratitude to push herself forward.
“Hahh…hahh… Ahem, the download link is only valid for three days from now, so get it within that time if you want. Thanks.”
Saying that, Crim pinned the window with a link to the hosting site with it. She also made sure that the link was showing up on screen before moving on to the next request.
“Next is… Oh, Rouge, this could be fun, right?”
“Hm?”
Crim signaled to Rouge to get closer while grinning teasingly. Rouge trotted over to Crim and looked into the window she was holding.
“Umm…So I just do what it says here?”
“Yes…is that alright?”
“Mhm, I’ll do it!”
Rouge nodded with a smile.
“What is it? What are you two going to…kyah?!”
Hearing them, Freya got curious to know what they were planning, so she walked closer to them, which seemed to be exactly what they wanted, as the two rushed to her and clung onto her arms.
“Umm…why are you two..?”
“Ready, Rouge?”
“Yes, in one, two, three!”
While Freya tried to understand what was happening, Crim and Rouge got ready to get the timing right.
“ “…We love you!” ”
They said in unison from both sides, and then kissed her cheeks.
“…Well, the request was for us both to utter those words unto thee, and I, in mine infinite wisdom, chose to combine it with the request for a kiss. A stroke of genius, dost thou not agree?”
Even though her face was red from embarrassment and she could not look straight at Freya, Crim still tried to flaunt.
“…Kyuu…”
“Huh, hey, Freyaa!!”
“A-Are you okay?!”
Freya stammered for a bit, taken completely by surprise, until her brain finally overheated and she fainted.
Comment: She’s the elf chick that loves the Ditzy Lord so much after all…
Comment: ig we should’ve expected this…
Comment: She really got stunlocked
Comment: her heart rate might have gotten too high…
Comment: Either way, we got to watch something good
Shortly after collapsing, a connection-lost icon began flashing above Freya’s head. Crim and Rouge looked unsure of what to do with her, while the viewers continued watching the show.
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Once Freya reconnected, she and Crim changed into wedding dresses, which Jade had made within a day, while crying bitterly saying, “But I haven’t even gotten to wear one yet!!”
Crim was then challenged to play a well-known, rage-inducing batting game. She started off well, but as the pitches became increasingly unfair as the game progressed, her competitive spirit flared. Determined not to give up, she kept playing relentlessly, even as the sun began to rise.
And so, after fulfilling a bunch of requests, the stream to thank everyone for rescuing Rouge came to an end.
| For Manga Readers: |
| If you have read the manga, we highly recommend to start reading the web novel from the beginning, as certain events in the manga happen very differently than in the web novel. Additionally, certain chapters in the web novel are very important to the plot have not yet been adapted in the manga. |




















































































Comment: Adyyja!!
Comment: Finally!
Comment: She didn’t notice she started late again…
Comment: Shh, that always happens so shut up
Comment: Adyyja to the elf chick too!!
Comment: We’ve been waiting for you, young b…girl!!