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After lasts nights’ event, Tia really grew close to me. She didn’t want to leave my side at all. She was happy that I showed her so much love. However she did complain that her butt was a bit sour.

We kept walking until the nearest village where we could finally get some horses. And from there… it was a journey back to the Royal Capital of Apollonia. At least this time, the guards let me pass without creating a scene like last time. We did a bit of waiting, but eventually we were given another audience with the king. This time, Iris was there too to make sure I was properly rewarded.

The good news is that after negotiations, the king did give us a nice monetary reward and provided us with a house. I was happy with that cause at the end of the day I guess we need a house. The bad news is that he refused to raise our adventurer ranks, except for Tia who completed her herb quest. Even if I saved his kids, he couldn’t break protocol because the quest wasn’t completed. I had to bring back the cursed sword, but I ended up destroying it to remove the zombified.

Iris protested a bit… but I let it slide in end. To somewhat compensate for this I asked the king if I can have access to a royal library or something. There’s a lot I want to look into in this world. Specially the level cap part. Is this world really without restrictions?

The king granted my request. The library was located at the Royal Academy of Magic. At first I was like ‘oh no! Not school again!? I’ve had plenty of school in my past life”. But turns out I didn’t have to enroll. Special permission can be granted to enter it without actually joining. Even adventurers with fame would be allowed inside. So… all in all, I got nice perks, although not quite game breaking.

“So, Izuna, where to next?”

“Well I would like to take you 2 and get your class advancement… but I’m beat. Do you mind if we go check the house for today? I seriously want a proper bed.”

“I don’t mind.”

“Me neither. Should we stop by the market for some groceries?”

“That won’t be necessary. From what Iris told me the house we got, although nobody is living in it right now, it comes with a maid. So I guess I’m going to be that maid’s new master… err… mistress. You get the point. We’ll just relax today and have her do all the work.”

To be honest, I kinda got excited when I heard I was getting a maid. Come on. Let’s be honest now. It’s every mans’ dream to have a beautiful maid tending to their needs. Back in Japan, when I wasn’t hanging out at my favorite bar, I would also spend some time at a the “Neko maid caffe”. It was cat themed. The waitress was a cute maid with fake cat ears and tail attached to her costume. She would say ‘welcome home, master’ guide you to your seat and act really cute with lots of nya sounds.

I couldn’t help but have a little fantasy. What if I get an actual cat girl maid. Playing with her ears and tails… fondling her b̲o̲o̲b̲s̲… ‘Ah… if it’s an order I guess I must please you’. Such wild thoughts were abruptly interrupted however.

“Izuna… I don’t like the look on your face. You haven’t even met the poor girl and already planning to do lewd things to her?”

Yikes. A shiver ran through me. Elenore’s scary.

“Was it really that obvious?”

“Very obvious.”

Am I really that easy to read? I mean I have a mean poker face… but I guess lewdness is one thing I can’t hide.

“I’m with Elenore on this. We must warn you… if you want to do something with this maid…”

After a moment of silence both of them talked in unison.

“We want in too!”

You know, that’s not how jelousy is supposed to manifest. Guess I have no right to complain. We kept walking and walking until we finally reached my house. I asked for a place that wasn’t crowded. The house itself was big. Judging by the outside it was a 2 floor house. But… as my eyes were heading to the front gate… I received the shock of my life. A maid was indeed standing and gathering the fallen leaves at the entrance. But the reason I was shocked was… well… tentacles!

She was no cat maid. She was a beautiful young woman with a generous bust, wearing a traditional maid uniform. She had long brown hair tied fancy in a side-tail leaning on her shoulder, white beautiful white flowers in her hair. Her green eyes were sparkling like gemstones. Her legs were exposed so I could clearly see her white stockings. And she was about Elenore’s height, although she is wearing high heels. And she was level 36. Seriously, why is a maid level 36 and Tia over here needed 500 years to get 21 levels on her. Where’s the logic?

But once again, my eyes were drawn to her… tentacles. I couldn’t count them at all. But tentacles were coming out of her skirt. Is this really the right place?

“Ah, welcome!”

She noticed us and gestures towards the house.

“Pleaze. Right zis way!”

And surprises just keep coming. Why the hell does she have a soap opera french accent? Did that cat god screw up when he implanted the language in my head?

“You muzt be ze miss. Izuna-sama, oui?”

“Umm… yeah. Hi. I’m Izuna. These are my companions, Elenore and Tia. And this is supposed to be my house now.”

“Wonderful. I am Levia, ze maid in charge of zis plaze!”

She really showed a cheerful smile. But after seeing my awkward face she quickly hid the broom and scooper behind her back.

“Forgive me. I am a demi-human. Are you perhapz… zisgusted?”

“Ugh… no. Not at all.”

To be honest the first thing that popped in my head was ‘what would it feel if I made her stimulate my p̲u̲s̲s̲y̲ and d̲i̲c̲k̲ at the same time with those tentacles’. I’m also curious how she looks underneath those clothes. This is something worth looking into.

“Zen I hope to get along with you. I will always tidy oop zis plaze. I can also cook and handle ze washing. And of course, if you need anything feel free to say zo.”

“For starters, can you make us something to eat?”

“Oui! Not a problem. Let me show you around ze house first. Then I will prepare something for all of you!”

I’m starting to get used to her funny accent. I guess it’s cute in a way. Still… I can’t stop thinking about those tentacles. I want to order her around tonight… but even with d̲i̲c̲k̲ control… I’m too exhausted. For now I just want to eat something and jump in a bed. Besides, if this is my home now, that means I have all the time in the world, so I guess there’s no rush.

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