Author: Hoshikuzu Ponpon | Original Source: Syosetu | Character Count: 9458 characters |
Translator: Richie | English Source: Re:Library | Word Count: 5471 words |
Editor(s): DeeDee, Peeper, Librarian |
“How did you turn into a beautiful girl, like Michel?”
Sis mentioned our blood-related little sister, who was born in Northern Europe, in her question.
“………”
To my silence, sis tilted her head in suspicion.
I forgot that when it comes to me, her little brother, and her little sister, sis can be more or less overprotective1.
Now, if I tell her that I have contracted the sex-change disease here, she might drag me to the hospital immediately2.
That is just proper, and it is proper for me to tell her properly.
“Tarou?”
But, to be honest.
I’m scared.
I know because I have seen myself with my own eyes.
No matter how you look at it, no matter how you cut it, I’m unmistakably a girl.
But, even so, I have lived my last 16 years as a boy3.
I don’t know yet.
I might be cured4.
And that’s why I don’t want to go to the hospital, nor the municipal office. I don’t want to be confirmed as a girl once and for all5.
In the one in a million chance that the disease is determined as uncurable, I’m scared out of my wits that I might be sentenced to death.
Six cases have been reported so far in Japan.
Knowing that there are people other than myself who have contracted this disease lets me more or less breathe a sigh of relief. However, can they turn back? Have they turned back?
And then there’s me, who has gone through elementary and middle school.
What would I do about school?
How would Kouya and Yuuki, my best friends from middle school, react to my real appearance?
All of that, I’m scared…
“……It might be, a bug.6”
I stutteringly answered my sister’s question.
“I have never heard of such a bug even during the beta test period. Are you trying to prank me, Michel?”
“No, Mii doesn’t have time to play games, does she? She’s currently in Turkey with our parents, if I recall correctly?7”
“…Tarou, you aren’t hiding anything from me, are you?”
Right now, while sis is a university student, she is also a working person, and well-regarded in her field of specialty to boot. My brilliant sister is managing to pay for both her living expenses and tuition with her own income8.
On the one hand, I am proud to have such a sister, but on the other hand, I don’t want to worry her, for now9
I used my concern for my sister as an excuse to run away from reality……
“No, I’m not hiding anything…”
As if to put a lid on my gloomy emotions, I turned a very calm face to my sister.
A little, just a little more.
I can’t accept it yet.
About the poopfession, about A-chan10.
About the body I found myself waking up in11.
She glanced at me suspiciously, but she might have had enough and averted her gaze from her brother’s face.
“If Tarou says so, I think I will trust in Taro’s judgement.”
Although she said it in a tone of disbelief, sis consented to it12.
After that, sis spoke words appropriate for online games.
“Let’s raise our level.13”
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And so.
We, the brother and sister pair, have left Michelangelo, and are now standing in a vast green field whose ends stretch beyond the horizon.
This is called “Grass Plains of Beginning”. It is a place where beginners would go about adventuring deed14.
The wind blows through the grass and the sweet scent of greenery wafts through the air. It is a worthy spectacle for the first step of one’s first adventure.
“Then without further ado, let’s form a party and then level up.”
[A party request from ‘Shin’ has been received.]I tap the ‘yes’ option of the yes or no button that appeared, without thinking much.
After the party request was accepted, a portion of sis’s status was displayed.
Shin | |
Level: 11 | |
HP: 280 | MP: 90 |
Equipment | |
Head: Tiara of Wind Rhythm | Arm: Black Leather Hind Arm Band |
Torso: Black Hind Leather Armor15 | Legs: Black Leather Hind Leg Brace |
Waist: Wanderer’s Raid | Weapon: Turbulent Twin Swords |
She’s level 11… and her HP is nine times my own.
If I, a level 1 player, were to duel with her, wouldn’t I be killed instantly16?
Anyway, I learnt that I can check the equipment of others besides than accessories after forming a party, so I tried examine sis’ equipment details.
“Sis…”
“What is it?”
Whereas the rarity of my weapon, Rhone Wooden Sword, was 0, the rarity of sis’ Turbulent Twin Swords was 4.
So I voiced out my genuine doubt.
“How strong is a rarity 4 weapon?17”
“Aah, that’s the strongest one at the moment. A stronger one will become available tomorrow though.”
Iikh! The strongest! Even going off of the love birds’ reaction, could sis actually be one of the strongest players, even amongst the beta testers?
While walking through Michelangelo, there were players who were peeking at sis. I had thought that it was because she had a beautiful avatar, but could it actually be for another reason18?
The conclusion that I formed after making a party with sis is that she is very dedicated to online games19.
“Nevermind that, look. Try to beat that little one.”
“Nn.”
I looked towards the direction sis pointed at, and hidden behind the very tall grass was a light blue object creeping about.
“What is that?”
“It’s a monster.”
“Nothing like a name is displayed though.”
“It will be displayed when you are in combat with it. Although, sometimes it won’t show anyway.”
In combat, huh.
“That is Clan Clan’s weakest monster. That wooden sword secured at your waist should be enough to beat it.”
She giggled at my equipment, making fun of it.
“Just watch.”
I was a little offended. I readied my sword and fixed my gaze at the pale blue object.
The target is an approximately 40 cm big small living being.
Its appearance is a light blue mound, which jiggles like jelly20.
I closed the distance and swung my wooden sword at it from the top, in what could be called a surprise attack.
“Kyuii!?”
The moment the sword connected with the monster, it sank into that jelly-like body, and then was bounced back by the slime’s substantial elasticity21.
I couldn’t stop the rebound, and so the wooden sword swung back to my head.
Bonk.
“Uwaa…22”
There wasn’t any pain, but it was still an attack. I stumbled back a step or two and covered my head.
It then charged at my abdomen, pushing me back another few steps.
That appeared to be the immediate counterattack from the pale blue jelly monster, the “Slime”.
A pair of cute little eyes vigilantly look my way.
I don’t see any part that might be its mouth23.
“So that is a slime…”
So this is what battles are like in a VRMMO huh… my body’s movement isn’t different at all from the reality, and there’s no discomfort at all.
I readjusted my wooden sword and looked at sis with a sideways glance. She was staring here with her mouth open, flabbergasted24.
She seemed to be surprised and wasn’t going to give me any assistance.
I have not the least amount of desire to ask for help from sis against the weakest monster in Clan Clan in the first place. Therefore, I unleash my next attack.
“Hyaa!”
Again, the wooden sword struck the slime.
It looked like it hit, but was bounced again by the elasticity. That broke my stance, and the slime aimed at my abdomen and landed a hit.
“Gukh.”
I subconsciously fell down on my back, but I stood up again.
I managed to dodge by a hair’s breadth.
When I looked at my status, I noticed that my HP has fallen a little, from 30 down to 2025.
It is the weakest, but not to be underestimated.
“Soiya!”
This time, I swung horizontally!
When I swung down from above, the ground hold the slime in place, and so my sword bounced back at me again. If I swung horizontally, then there shouldn’t be any rebound and the slime will be sent flying.
As I have imagined, the slime has fallen prey to my wooden sword… except it didn’t.
It deformed itself, flattening and shrinking its height.
Thus, the wooden sword missed, passing over the slime.
“What!?”
And then, the slime charged at me through the gap in my stance that had opened after I swung my sword.
“Guoh!”
It landed a hit on my shoulder. My HP fell further from 20 to 15.
This is a “Slime”… the weakest monster of Clan Clan.
It’s too strong.
Is this difficult enemy really the weakest?
However, having the worst experience in history, the poopfession, under my belt, I won’t give in to just this much.
After the slime landed from its attack, it prepared for its next attack.
This time, it appeared to be aiming at my feet.
In that case,
I pull back my right leg with my left leg as the axis.
“Uoooooooooo!”
I’m going to kick the slime as retaliation.
And when the kick connected, the airborne slime wouldn’t be able to control its trajectory. When it landed, I will immediately crushed it with my wooden sword.
That was the plan.
I kicked the slime with all my might.
The slime that should have flown high away────
Instead repelled my right foot.
Yes, my kick lost against the soft slime.
My leg was knocked back by the attack, and with the same momentum, my face took a nosedive.
The fall.
“How can… this be.”
My HP fell from 15 to 11.
T-this is bad.
Because I fell facedown, I lost sight of the slime.
I need to hurry and get up.
The moment I moved to kneel and to stand up.
My vision was filled with a pale blue, disagreeable slime.
The slime leaped out of the shadow of the grass to attack my face.
“Fuhee!”
I landed on my back facing upward, my limbs sprawled on the grass, forming a 大 shape.
“Kyuuiiiii!”
The slime cries out in great joy.
Is this a victor’s war cry?
While I was absentmindedly thinking about that, my eyes turned towards the blue sky.
Filled with white clouds, the blue sky stretched endlessly26.
It was a really big sky.
Compared to that, I’m a really diminutive existence.
Is this what an adventure feels like?
In the end, the poopfession guy can’t even beat the weakest monster.
I’m done for.
My remaining HP is 5.
My HP bar will most likely be finished off by the next attack.
I resigned myself to my death and closed my eyes.
“Oi, Tarou. What are you giving up for?”
My sister kicked the slime that was about to finish me off. The slime lost its shape and vanished.
As expected of a level 11 player.
“Well… sis, this is impossible. The slime is too strong for a level 1 player.”
Lying on the green carpet that tickled my cheeks softly, I gave my honest opinion to my sister without any pressure. I don’t feel any guilt of being shoved around by a monster that strong.
Frankly speaking, I don’t think it’s beatable.
“No, no. Even for a level 1 player, if they hit the slime three times, the slime will run out of stamina and rupture…”
“Eh?”
Sis is looking at me doubtfully.
“Look, listen…”
“Ah, nn.”
“Tarou, can you tell me your status?”
Taro |
Level: 1 |
HP: 30 |
MP: 20 |
STR: 1 |
Mag: 14 |
Def: 2 |
M. Def: 8 |
Agi: 18 |
Int: 27 |
When I told her that, sis began pondering.
“It’s too irregular…”
It really was like that.
“Usually, one’s initial status would total up to 120, and those numbers would be randomly assigned to each status.”
“I see.”
“And in Tarou’s case… your strength and defense are abnormally low.”
She said abnormally.
“Is that so?”
“To make matters worse, even though it’s nice to have high agility, but the garbage stat-, ahem, I mean the garbage status27 called intelligence is also absurdly high.”
“Is intelligence trash?”
“It is.”
When sis curtly responded, I feel a little dejected.
“We couldn’t find any usage for intelligence during the beta test. Even now, it is a status that doesn’t play a role in combat. The only thing we confirmed was that the success rate of the garbage skill “Alchemy” is more likely to increase with high intelligence.28”
Ooh, is alchemy more likely to succeed if you have high intelligence?
I can’t neglect raising intelligence either. Maybe.
“In Tarou’s case, your strength is so low that you can’t defeat the weakest monster in Clan Clan.”
“Is that possible?”
“This is also the first time I see this kind of player.”
“Uwaa–”
I was worried that I would stumble somewhere since it was my first time playing an online game, but I didn’t think it would be when I couldn’t beat the weakest monster.
From the poopfession until now, my bad luck streak has gone too far29.
While I was crushed by despair, sis patted me on the back.
“Don’t mind it.” she laughed.
Sis seemed to be amused that her brother started his online game debut by being the weakest.
“……”
I returned her laughter with a stare.
“Geez, my brother really needs to be looked after.”
Perhaps unable to bear my reproachful gaze, my sister sighed in exasperation and began to fiddle with the window.
“Here, I’m giving this to you.”
[『Short Sword: Evening of Remonstrance』trade is offered by Lvl 11 Shin]
[Do you accept it?]
That’s what the system log showed me.
“Ooooh, are you giving it to me?”
“Yeah. In Clan Clan, players can’t transfer money to each other, but we can trade equipment and items. This equipment’s required minimum status is strength of 1 and intelligence of 14, so I thought it will just be a niche weapon that would just collect dust in my item storage, but who knew that it would be useful now. That weapon’s attack power should be higher than Taro’s wooden sword.30”
“You have my gratitude, sis.”
“Don’t worry about it. I will ask for appropriate compensation later on after all.31”
I have a little premonition while thinking about what kind of compensation would that be, but I can’t refuse it now. I received the weapon.
After receiving the weapon, I looked at『Short Sword: Evening of Remonstrance』status.
『Short Sword: Evening of Remonstrance』Rarity 2 Equip prerequisite: Strength 1, Intelligence 14 Attack power + 10 (+1) Ability correction G |
It looked exactly like a short sword. The handle is wrapped in purple embroidered grip cloth, and the scabbard is black. Including the blade, the total length of the sword is probably 40 cm or so.
The equip prerequisite is 1 strength, but the attack power is + 10.
Comparing it with Rhone Wooden Sword, which has + 2 attack power, this one is 5 times as powerful32.
Not to mention that its rarity is 2.
And the ability correction G… I have no idea. Maybe you get a correction when you are adept with it33?
Anyway, I’m honestly very happy.
“Sis, thanks.”
“It’s alright, lil’ brother.”
After that, we went hunting a bit more, and we successfully beat 8 slimes.
Even though the short sword that I received from sis has a shorter range than Rhone Wooden Sword, once I have gotten used to the slime’s movement, I could slice the slime with it. The fights went much more smoothly afterwards.
“There are a lot of players here.”
It should be expected that the starting field is crowded on the first day of service. The players are clearing out the mobs, so we are having difficulty finding any monsters.
So we spent a little more time than expected.
On the eighth defeated slime, I levelled up to level 2.
Upon leveling up, I received 100 level points and 15 skill points.
If I remember correctly, the title, “Sagacious Girl”‘s effect is to multiply received points by 3, so I surmised that I would get 5 points without the title.
Level points can be allocated to any stat of the status freely. It is a point to strengthen one’s character.
Skill points can be allocated to a skill. When a skill levels up, new abilities can be learnt.
“Tarou, congratulations on levelling up.34”
“Ah, nn.”
I proceed to allocate my level points to my status.
No matter how I think of it, I really want to increase the success chance of Alchemy, even by a little, so I prioritize my intelligence. Other than that, my agility looks high in the first place. My equipment can be used with my current strength and defense, so it should be okay to keep them as it is.
I don’t need defense if I dodge all incoming attacks with my agility. I should aim for a little more excitement, don’t you think? 35
Taro |
Level: 2 |
HP: 40 (+10) |
MP: 20 (+5) |
STR: 1 (+0) |
Mag: 14 (+0) |
Def: 2 (+0) |
M. Def: 8 (+0) |
Agi: 53 (+35) |
Int: 77 (+50) |
Done, now for skill point36.
Of course, call it a trash skill, but I’m investing in it37.
“By the way, Tarou, have you learnt any skill?”
“Nn, I learnt Alchemy.”
“You should delete that character,” she replied38
“Your female character is caused by a bug in the first place. You will feel an extreme amount discrepancy with your real world body’s. You really should redo it from the beginning.39
But even if I delete this character, my new character won’t change gender.
Clan Clan’s system has given its verdict that my real life body is that of a girl after all…
If I were to be questioned after recreating my character, it would be troublesome.
“I got like this anyway, so let’s roll with it.”
“But, that’s…”
“Well, well, let me do as I like for now.”
“I was giving you advice with your best interests in mind…”40, sis grimaced.
“I get it.”
“Geez. Then, then, um, uh.”, but, she suddenly started fidgeting.
“Nn?”
“Please come here a moment.”
“What is it?”
Sis sat in seiza position.
“Sit here.”
She patted on her own lap41.
“Ee~”
I roughly read sis’s intention.
“Just do it.”
Her eyes are telling me that I don’t have a choice in the matter.
“Okay, okay…42”
I followed her instruction and drop on her lap.
When I did that, sis hugged me from behind, and patted my hair.
“Hey, stop patting me.”
“In the past, when Tarou felt down, I would pat you like this. Do you remember?”
“I remember, but I’m not feeling down, so stop it.43”
Sis ignored my complaint and continued stroking my head.
“Fuu, good boy, good boy.”
A really carefree sis.
…………
I wonder how long has it been since she did something like this to me.
She stopped doing this after I graduated from elementary school.
Now, she is stroking me on a spacious field. I feel a little nostalgic.
“Hmm…”
Not intending to, I also relaxed like sis.
In the face of the wide blue sky, unhappy matters like the poopfession feel tiny44……
“As I thought. Tarou didn’t set up sexual guard, did you?”
“Sexual guard?”
“Yeah, it is a system that prevents direct touching45 outside of combat. You can toggle it from under the permission tab in the settings. Have you set it?”
“No, I haven’t.”
“Geez. Go put up a sexual guard against everyone other than me.”
“Eeh, I will modify the permission as I see fit.”
So you can set it to protect all body parts, or only to allow a pat on the shoulder, but that sounds boring.
Let’s allow all but one body part46.
“Grrrrrr…”
Sitting with my growling sister on the neverending field with a pleasant breeze blowing, I gaze at the blue sky for a while.
…I was gazing at the sky while thinking about Akane-chan, whom I inflict during the poopfession……
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〈Clan Clan〉
【Official site: Adventurers’s Meeting Place Bulletin Board】
(Genre: ●Quality of Life)
Thread name: 【Healing】Introduce scenic beauty spots【scenery】
1: “I want to know beautiful spots in Clan Clan!”, so that’s why I made this thread.
2:Ooh, that’s a good question. I want to know too.
3: When it comes to scenic beauty spots… there are a few of them. All of them are pretty places.
4: If you are looking for famous spots, you can’t discount “Moonlight Tree Hill”.
5: That place is good indeed.
6: Is that place the hill where the tree would blossom when the weather is “Moonlit Night”?
7: Yeah, that place.
8: I have tried confessing at that spot.
9: Geez, congratulation.
10:
>>9 Well done lololol oh wow, I’m jealous lololol
single players vs lovebird players, here we go again.
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46: Finally, the conversation got back on track. I would try confessing there too.
47: I agree. Where else would be a famous spot?
48: Would a soothing scenery be fine?
49: I would think so?
50: Today, at the “Beginning Grass Plains”, there was a loli and a pretty lady sitting there. It
was a soothing scenery indeed. How to say it, the pretty lady was stroking the loli, and she was relaxing herself. The loli were also spacing out47 while gazing at the sky.51: Does that count as a scenery… well, it is scenery.
52: A little girl!? Tell me what she looks like.
53: Do you have a screenshot?
54: Really, please have a screenshot!
55: It’s rare for there to be a player under 15 in Clan Clan.
56: I wonder how those two chicks looked like.
57: I actually did take a screenshot.
58:
>>57 Good job!
59: You did a well job.
60:
>>57 I’m grateful!
61: So this is the healing screenshot.
Screenshot of a silver-haired girl sitting on the hugging dark-haired beauty’s lap, gazing blankly at the sky48.
62: Who’s this angel?
63: These lovable adorable flowers…
64: The big one is also pretty.
65: A silver hair loli! Fuooooooooooooooo
66: I’m not a lolicon, but the picture is healing.
67: Loli-chan, haha.
68: Ah, I have seen this girl in the beginning city of Michelangelo.
69: Hmm? Which one of the two you are talking about?
70: The silver haired one.
71: I’m jealous.
72: I too am jealous.
73: Ohhh, I wish I could have seen it too. …… and savor it49!
74: Not to mention with character creation, this silver haired girl, it should be what she looks like in real life.
75: Eh, are you for real? lol
76: Hee… so she looks like this in real life too50…
77: What a pretty lady. Please, be my princess51…
78: A foreigner?
79: Might be of mixed blood.
80: Who cares, she is an exceedingly beautiful girl anyway, right? lol
81: I want to befriend these girls.
82: Me toooooooo!
83: Me too!
84: I want to lick them52.
85: Calm down, my fellow lolicons lolololol
86: You guys are freaking me out… chill a little.
87: As he said, calm down. If you look properly, the one hugging her is dangerous.
88: Eh, is this young lady dangerous?
89: Yes, the beta testers know her well.
90: A dual wielder, black hair, ponytail… huh.
91: She is “The Hunter of Wind”, isn’t she.
92: Yes, she is a thief class solo-er who would leave the battlefield in ruins, that “Shin”53?
93: And that person is…
94: A part of the beautiful pair, huh…
95: I don’t want to mess with her.
96: I am really scared.
97: She also uses twin swords, a type of weapon that’s difficult to handle even amongst swordsmen. Not to mention that she also uses wind magic, making her a magic swordswoman.
98: I once tried to hit on her, and we ended up fighting each other. Her spirit really wasn’t half bad. Obviously, I was instantly killed.
99: You are fearless.
100: Well, I can think of a few reasons why you would want to make an acquaintance with her lol
101: This is the first time I have seen the hunter make a soft and comfortable expression…
102: Ah, when I saw her in the mining town Geldi, she had this stern expression.
103: She really is a cool beauty.
104: And the mysterious silver-haired loli angel managed to entice the wind hunter.
105: I’m really curious about her :pout:
106: I agree. Should we make a fan club for her? (laugh)
107: Really, I’m the pretty angel’s first fan. I’m serious about that.
108: Hey, don’t get the head start. I’m her first fan.
109: No, it’s me!
110: You do not deserve such a beautiful flower. I, the gentleman, am the right groom for her. I’m her first fan!
111: You guys, you do know that you should respect one’s elders, right? I’m her first fan.
112: I’m challenging you! Fight me!
113: I will be the one who licks the angel!
114: Now then, I shall claim the zeroth fan position54.
115: Hey! That’s cheating.
The thread after this talked about the beautiful silver-haired loli and the beautiful black haired woman for a very long time.
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362: So, to conclude, what is the scenic beauty spots in Clan Clan?
363:
>>^^362 Where there are beautiful girls, there are places of scenic beauty55.
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Character name: Taro | |
Level: 2 | |
HP: 40 | Money in possession: 200 Eso |
MP: 25 | Equipment |
STR: 1 | Head: None |
Mag: 14 | Torso: Sooty Cloak |
Def: 2 | Arm: Sooty Leather Gloves |
M. Def: 8 | Lef: Sooty Leather Shoes |
Agi: 53 | Right hand: 【Short Sword】Evening of Remonstrance Attack power + 14(+ 5) Ability correction G |
Int: 77 | Left Hand: None |
Skill: Alchemy Lvl. 2 | |
Title: | |
Sagacious Girl Triple the amount of skill points gained at level-up. |
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Footnotes:
- Librarian: Oh? Yandere tendencies for family?
Richie: Nah, don’t think so. I have a protective sister, and… it is complicated, but I think that in life, you would be tempted to find something to love to fill your time. - Librarian: You just obtained a highly mysterious disease that has completely changed your life, I suggest getting support. Because, well, you’re in puberty. May I remind you that hormones exist?
Richie: I don’t think either route of getting support and not getting support is better or worse though. - Librarian: That’s exactly why you should get some help from an actual woman. There are certain nuisances that while men don’t understand, women do.
Richie: Sounds like a solid idea tbh. - Librarian: May I introduce you to the concept of gender reassignment? Unless the TS disease somehow also changes your mental thinking pattern, in which its’ level of plot bullshitery increases.
Richie: Speaking of plot bullshitery, I have theory that whoever is behind Clan Clan is also behind this TS disease. “Sagacious Girl” is my prime reason for suspicion - Librarian: You are a teenager. As it happens, teenagers suffer from this thing called puberty, and it’s the process of your brain introducing to your body certain hormones. Of which? Women are different than men. That’s in fact how some parts of the gender reassignment process works. You give your body hormones from the gender you want to be.
Richie: tbh, he is 16. The hormone has been coming in for forever by then. - Librarian: To be honest, I’m conflicted about this scene. It’s more or less contrived, but at the same time I can feel the emotions in this.
Richie: Agreed. Although, I feel like the emotion has been driven home since 4 chapters ago. I can finally say sayonara over the foreboding. I find the sister more interesting, although that’s because of the contrast between Manga’s Shin and Light Novel’s Shin’s face. The former looks like she is lethargic and uncaring, while the latter one looks cute. - Librarian: Huh, apparently Tarou’s family is rich.
Richie: Now that you mention it, taking kids to business trips would cost more money than leaving her behind. Oh well, rich MC will remove most distractions away. Taste the power of money! - Librarian: I unashamedly want this.
Richie: The neighbor’s lawn is always greener than ours. While I make a pittance (not complaining, but I do want to emphasize that it isn’t enough for daily life. Really, I’m happy with it.), it doesn’t feel anything special. Don’t feel bad for not making money. It is just a component of life, nothing special. - Librarian: She will hit herself for not noticing, hit you for not telling her, and then hit herself again
Richie: And that’s a blessing, and a lot of pain. - Richie: It’s Akane from chapter 1, if you forgot.
- Librarian: You know, if this happened in the real world, you will become the talk of the biology sector. As an anatomy student myself, this would become something akin to a possible panacea, the cure to all diseases by obtaining a new body.
Richie: Reminds me of Onii-chan wa Oshimai. Mihari really think that giving him the gender fluid would improve his lifestyle, and since someone who would lock himself up likely are pushed by his own hormones, thinking patterns, gene, etc., giving a completely different body with different gender is a valid solution.
That reminds me, I do remember the punishment for child sex abuse is be subject to various drugs and injection that makes you infertile… hmm. - Librarian: She realized that you were hiding something, and simply thought that she should have trust in you.
Richie: Sign of wisdom. Can’t be driving someone’s life forever. It takes some time to be independent from being driven a long time. Although, the person would need to be reassured that the driver have let go, and he needs to let go too. - Librarian: Powerleveling!
- Librarian: Knowing murder of a semi-sentient being.
- Librarian: n case nobody knows what hind means, it’s the back part. This means that this is leather made from the back part of a deer or something similar. I suggest calling it leather because that’s just simpler for all of us.
Richie: No can do. It is written in Engrish that way. - Librarian: Quoting someone “If it has a health bar, then even if it is god almighty, we can kill it.” this knowledge was taken after players beat through the entire Soulsbrone + Sekiro series at level one hitless back-to-back.
Richie: Wow, that’s an amazing player. - Librarian: Rarity Systems are weird. As a level 10 rarity 7 better or a level 40 rarity 0?
Richie: Rarity system’s broken in a lot of games. - Librarian: Nope, she’s just beautiful.
- Librarian: Tarou, you have no idea what true, absurd dedication is. There’s a reason one of my friends manage 20+ accounts in the same game.
- Librarian: It’s a slime, which has a name. Rimuru Tempest.
Richie: And this one is dead. - Librarian: Slash Attack Ineffective!
- Richie: Likely said by Taro’s sister, since this is a reaction of amazement, but usually by stupidity or anything similar.
- Librarian: That’s because the entire thing is a mouth. Slimes are literally blobs of sentient weak acid, after all. Speaking of, how do you kill it, exactly?
Richie: Pop it? - Librarian: Yeah, she’s surprised the brother can’t beat the easiest enemy in the game.
Richie: Which makes him an adorable little brother. - Librarian: Ah yes, a little is a third of your health bar.
Richie: Kek - Librarian: Empty World, without a name.
- Richie: I would say that her inflection was wrong or something, and she corrected it, if you found it intriguing. There’s no deeper meaning to it.
- Librarian: This is like telling me that it has a major effect on production-type skills. Which means it is good. Because everyone except your friend is a scammer. Most of the time anyway, your friend can still be a scammer.
- Librarian: Truly, your luck is trolling you.
- Librarian: So, you can just sell the items? What use is this system?
Richie: George sells item, so he probably has a special item/skill that allows him to accept cash. It is likely for game balancing purpose. I will explain more as we get farther. You need revelation from future chapters to understand. - Librarian: A hug. And probably a promise.
Richie: That would be wholesome. - Librarian: Not really? Game systems usually aren’t linear. It’s probably a more quadratic system.
- Librarian: Calling it here, it increases the chance of you succeeding something.
- Librarian: Levelling isn’t wrong per se, but I use American English.
Richie: Yeah, I need to figure out which English to stick with soon perhaps. Have any of the readers get bothered by it I wondered? - Richie: Tarou is saying that he should aim for a little epic adventure, something like that
- Librarian: You know, usually, early game players take the same general balanced build BEFORE spanning out into what captures their fancy.
- Librarian:The skill is alchemy.
- Librarian: I am still honestly surprised that beta players didn’t play around with the crafting and production systems.
Richie: The beta period was 2 weeks only, IIRC. More info about it will be told in future chapters, so I should restrain from spoiling. - Librarian: Gender Dysphoria.
Richie: Can’t you actually play while doing chore in real life? That’s probably the discrepancy she is talking about. I’m sure there are actually people out there who is actually 180 cm but can control a 100 cm character fine while doing chore in real life though. - Richie: Alternative translation: “I am just concerned about you…”
Librarian: I’ll say the alternative sounds better. - Librarian: She has a glint in her eye. It’s a very, very noticeable glint.
- Richie: No complaining Taro, I already lost my opportunity to be treated like that on that one growth spurt.
Librarian: And my only female friends are either taller than me or have psychotic protective possessive people next to them. I wish I was not kidding. Even my sister is taller than me at this point.
Richie: You sure you aren’t a harem protagonist that just hasn’t awaken your sex appeal? - Richie: Lies, you never stop feeling down right from poopfession until now.
- Librarian: Sometimes, lose yourself to the splendor of this world of countless colors.
- Librarian: Of more sensitive parts.
- Librarian: This is a bad idea.
- TLN: It orignally left as is as “poyaa”(ポヤー), but I translated it mainly because I found a suitable translation for it, but, I left behind this onomatopoeia in case someone finds it easier to visualize with the onomatopoeia. You can also search the world online for visual aid, although don’t put too much hope on it.
- Librarian: Beautiful things are to be protected. And yes, Hod, you are one too.
- Richie: Well, the guy actually says “lick lick”, but let’s give this guy some dignity, shall we? Before I send a hitman on every lolicon in this thread… Haa… why did the author write this thread?
Librarian: Fanservice.
DeeDee: keep pero pero in! - Richie: stop doxxing her, please.
- Richie: No, you are creepy, and you aren’t even the main character.
- Richie: The guy is back, and he lost my goodwill.
Librarian: I would like to introduce him to a s̲a̲d̲i̲s̲t̲ and suffer her beatdown. - Librarian: Pretty sure this means she killed a couple of generals to leave the battlefield in ruins instead of literally carving herself a mountain of bodies.
Richie: Eeh? I thought it means she would leave the battlefield in a condition as if someone have fired 1000 artillery rounds at the sector, a few incendiary bombs, and air strikes - Librarian: Oh, you’ve got a fan group, Tarou. Beware, internet denizens are among the most insane.
Richie: I’m actually worried about real life stalker. - Librarian: Unless said girl just ripped through half your army.
Richie: You sure about that?