| Author: We Ain’t Fish | Original Source: SFACG | Word Count: 1608 characters |
| Translator: Nexus | English Source: Re:Library | Word Count: 1005 words |
| Translation Checker: Silva | Editor(s): Lil Red Imp, Deximus_Maximus | |
After that, a sound similar to cracking of egg was heard and the fat man turned pale as he started to scream like a pig getting slaughtered.
He covered his special place and curled up like a shrimp as any remnant of his Steel Reinforcement Skill disappeared.
“Pugiiihh… !!!” The fat man’s eyes turned inward toward the nose and his mouth was sticking out like a defeated rooster. Not long after, his scream started to change into some strange sound, as his tone became like that of a pleasure instead of pain.
This guy… I hope I didn’t awaken his suppressed fetishes of some kind…
Gulp! The thought of a fatty having awoken to that kind of fetish is…
Ugh… so disgusting.
I shook my head, immediately dispelling the dreadful thoughts and spoke to the fat man in a grave tone, “I told you beforehand that I found your weakness and you still dared to rush right at me. You really are courting death.”
“You … you …” The fat man still couldn’t speak. Looking at him like this, I couldn’t help but think that even if this assault hadn’t awakened his fetish just now, sooner or later, another fetish would have surely crept up from within him…
Thinking of it that way… doesn’t that mean the variety of his fetishes has grown? Wow, did I just do a bad thing?
What to do… should I just cut the weeds and eliminate the roots?
While I was thinking about what to do with the fat man, Carol, who had been stunned by his earth-shattering scream had finally recovered.
“Wow! You’re so good, Lilith! You defeated that fat pig with a single kick.”
“It wasn’t that special,” I replied humbly, “I just found his weakness.”
“W-weakness, you mean the weakness of Steel Reinforcement is that?”
“No, that’s the weakness of all men.”
“A-All… men?”
That’s right, all men. No matter how tough, strong, or invulnerable you are, as long as you are a man who has his little brother, then your little brother will always be your weakness.
Even though I’m no longer a man, I can still clearly remember the agonizing pain of having my little brother kicked.
That’s why all those invincible martial arts in the past required you to cut off your little brother because that was the only way to become a perfect person without any weakness hindering them.
At that moment, Carol came over and asked excitedly with eyes shining like stars, “All men? Is it that effective? Could it be that the ultimate secret of men is hidden there?”
Your guess was more or less correct.
“Uh… that is indeed the case… but…”
“But what, come on!” Carol was now shaking my arm nonstop, and it seemed that she wouldn’t let go unless I answered her.
“But…”
“Oww, that hurts…” Carol whined after I suddenly whacked her on the head.
“But I can’t tell children.”
“What children?” Carol puffed out her cheeks and massaged her head as tears filled her eyes, “This lady is soon to be sixteen years old, I’m pretty much an adult. I even look older than you, Lilith.”
“Hmhmhm, haven’t you ever heard of a legal loli?”
“Legal Loli, what’s that? It sounds powerful.”
“A legal loli is an adult who looks like a small girl.”
“Oh…” Carol suddenly had a realization, “In other words, Lilith… you are…”
“I’m actually an adult.”
“Wow! How is that possible?” Carol’s put on an incredulous expression as she reassessed me, “You don’t look like an adult at all.”
Cough cough I coughed twice and said, “In short, I’m already an adult so I can know the ultimate secret of men and you can’t.”
I wasn’t lying to Carol, with my past life combined, I am already twenty-three years old though I’m only three in my current one.
“Uuu…” Carlo lowered her head, looking despondent.
“But don’t you worry, Carol. You can still exploit the weakness of men while fighting in the future, the effect is very potent.”
“Really… you mean it?” Carol instantly regained her fighting spirit, “wow, this lady can’t wait to find a male target to try this new skill on.”1
I looked at her and suddenly felt dreadful on behalf of the next man who will face Carol. She is definitely going to aim for their third leg with her full enthusiasm. I couldn’t help but wonder whether this was blasphemy against other men…
Then again, I’m not a man anymore.
Now that I think about it… am I forgetting something?
“Are you finally finished with your talk?” The one they called the third master finally spoke up.
Oh right, we did have another enemy. I almost forgot about him because he hadn’t said anything.
“Huh? Why is there another person here?” Carol’s case is really a hopeless one, she must have some sort of eye cancer at the final stages.
The third master looked at his defeated teammates and sneered, “These two idiots, they should’ve known better than to underestimate their opponents, even if they are just two little girls.”
Then he looked up at us again, “Although I don’t know why you chose to block us, I have to admire your courage, but courage without knowledge makes you a little more than just reckless fools. You won’t be able to accomplish big things like this.”
He pulled out a magic scroll, “Even a lion would know to go all out even when just hunting a rabbit. I won’t make the same mistake as them. Although I was unable to bring bodyguards or advanced scrolls due to the rules of the auction, I still have this scroll. This Rank 6 Intermediate Burst Scroll should be enough to reap both of your little lives.”
“Go die, little girl. Try to be smarter in your next life.”
