| Author: We Ain’t Fish | Original Source: SFACG | Word Count: 1537 characters |
| Translator: Nexus | English Source: Re:Library | Word Count: 1027 words |
| Translation Checker: Silva | Editor(s): Lil Red Imp, Deximus_Maximus | |
“Big thing, what big thing?” I’m not sure why, but I had a feeling that Carol’s big thing would not be anything good.
Carol answered with a mysterious expression, “I’m not telling~”
Believe it or not little girl, I will punch you in the face.
“But…” Carol shifted around me slightly, “I’m actually surprised about your bones, you are…”
“Some kind of Martial Arts genius that appears only once in a century?”
“What martial arts genius! I am sure that your physical defects won’t allow you to perform a lot of martial art skills, okay, I mean… Uwaa… what are you doing… you look so scary…”
I grabbed Carol by her shirt collar and yanked her face closer to mine, as I asked with a threatening smirk, “What’s wrong with my body? Come on, point out my flaws, if you dare.”
At the same time, I made a cracking noise with my other hand, “if you can’t tell, how about I test out my crippled body on you.”
“Waaa… I just meant that you’re too small to learn so many martial arts skills…” Carol, started struggling and was so frightened by my threatening appearance that her eyes were instantly filled with tears ready to fall any minute.
“Oh? Are you looking down on lolis? Would you like to taste my Loli fist? I can guarantee to send you flying high up in the sky with it”
“No… I don’t want to… my mistake, my mistake. But how are you so strong, Lilith? Surprisingly, I can’t even struggle free…” Carol quickly shook her head and begged for mercy.
“Hmph.” I let Carol down, and let out a displeased scoff, “continue.”
“Uuu…” Carol straightened out the front of her clothes that were almost torn by my strength, “What I mean is, w- would you like to do something big with me, Lilith?”
“No.” I refused flatly. Are you kidding me, one look at Carol is enough to tell that her so-called big thing is definitely not going to be anything good.
“But… why not? Lilith, you’re so cute, so strong, and also so rich. With you by my side, we’ll definitely be able to accomplish the great thing.”
So the real reason you want me is for my money.
“No means no. Unless…”
“Unless what? I’ll do anything as long as it’s within my power,” Carol answered as her eyes twinkled with hope.
I think you can’t do anything I ask for with the way you look right now.
I didn’t say that though, instead, I said, “…unless you can tell me what this big thing is.”
“No can do,” Carol shook her head resolutely, “my big thing is a secret, once the secret is out, there will be schemers who use it and that would surely be very bad.”
I think you’re the schemer here.
“But…” Carol’s eyes rolled around in circles, which made me wonder just what is wrong with her, “…I can show you.”
Take a look…. There shouldn’t be a problem with that, after all, I am curious about what Carol’s so-called ‘big thing’ is.
“Just take a look,” Carol whispered seductively in my ear.
“Uwaa.”
I pushed her head away and said, “Okay, I’ll go with you to see this big thing, but I’m just going to look, I’m not going to join you.”
“Great! Great! Well, it’s about time to go now,” Carol immediately grabbed my hand and started pulling me out.
“Wait, I haven’t paid the bill yet. Hold on! Waiter! Waiter! Checkout!”
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………
After we left the restaurant, Carol led me down an alley, followed by a left turn, then a right turn, before we finally reached an alley that was not even a meter in width.
“So why are we coming to this kind of place for your big thing?”
“Shh, no talking.”
Carol was squatting around the corner wall and kept staring down the alley at the other side. Hearing my question, she just turned around and asked me to be quiet before quickly getting back to her previous position.
This… she couldn’t be committing robbery right now, right?
That shouldn’t be the case. It doesn’t look like this is her first or second time in this area and doing this. If she was committing robbery, how could she be so poor to run into the private rooms of a restaurant to ask for food?
Hm… I’m getting more and more curious about this big thing.
“Third master, what treasure are you going to dig up this time?”
“What treasure are you talking about, it works as long as they look pleasant to the eyes. Anyway, it was so delicious last time, but it’s a pity that they didn’t even last for more than three days.”
“Haha, then you should buy a long-lasting one…”
“…”
I heard a voice from the other side of the alley and then Carol waved me over, “here they come.”
I also bent down and looked over Carol’s head to see the other side of the alley.
I saw three big-bellied middle-aged men coming from a distance. They were talking and laughing, making a few snorting noises with their laughs from time to time.
After the three men got closer, Carol looked at me and said, “Just look closely now, I will show you the big thing I must do.”
I watched as Carol walked right up to the middle of the alley, lifted her tattered skirt to her thighs, and posed flamboyantly while winking provocatively at the group.
“Hey handsome~ Do you want to play with me? It’s cheap.”
“……”
Whuuuuut!1 This is the big thing she was talking about? Isn’t this the ⓑⓔⓔⓟⓘⓝⓖ girl of legend! Could it be that she has fallen from being a beggar to doing this?
I kept looking at Carol, who was trying to make a sexy and enchanting pose, and felt as though I’ve been dragged onto some kind of a pirate ship.
