Chapter 5 – I am Cute and Charming

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Author: We Ain’t Not Fish Original Source: SFACG Word Count: 1229 characters
Translator: Silva English Source: Re:Library Word Count: 837 words

I, Kaoru, in my countless years of ⓑⓔⓔⓟ—, I have finally encountered an enemy I can’t defeat. She is so powerful I don’t even stand a chance to resist.

That’s right, she’s my current mother. The queen of the dragons, and one of the only three demigods in this world.

One of the other two demigods is wounded, and the other one doesn’t care about worldly affairs. Moreover, my mother has one ultimate weapon of destruction that the other two do not have.

That’s right, her E… no, F-cup breasts are the most powerful weapon in the world. It is not an exaggeration to say that my mother is unparalleled in this world.

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As for me, after being pushed around for the whole day, I finally found the method to rise to the top. That’s right, that secret lies in this body of mine.

Looking at myself in the mirror, my height measured roughly 1.3 to 1.4 meters tall. I have long golden hair, a face as delicate as the doll’s, and a pair of sky blue eyes. Moreover, these pair of eyes changed into gold color occasionally. Although my chest is still as flat as a board, but there’s a saying that every loli has unprecedented potential for growth. Besides, I was just born. One day, I will come to possess the strongest weapon in the world, and maybe even surpass my mother!

I will regain my ⓑⓔⓔⓟ— and launch an all-out attack against those two retarded goddesses!

I can already feel the flame of vengeance lit up in my eyes!

But before that, let me plant a seed first…

“Mu-nya~”

Gasp~ No way, this is so moe1… why am I so cute~

“Pfff—” I can hear the sound of liquid squirting out behind me. Turning my head around, I saw my mother holding a cloth in one hand and the other hand was covering her nose. She has a flushed face, heavy breathing, and her golden eyes are bloodshot.

“Too… too cute… Ah~ Ahhh~ why is my daughter so cute~”

It seems like… I have found a way to confront mother?

“Mu-nya~” One more time.

“Oomph!” The cloth in mother’s hand fell to the ground as she clenched her chest. Her breathing was becoming rougher and the gold color in her eyes had become so dense it looked like they almost popped out.

“I- I can’t bear it anymore,” With a flash of light, mother disappeared from my sight.

After a moment, mother reappeared with fragments of ice sticking to her body. The temperature of the room lowered considerably in an instant.

“Phew… I have finally cooled my head. I almost go out of control. Good thing I left a coordinate in the Land of Eternal Frost before,” said mother with misgivings.

This is it! Hahaha, even the strongest existence in the world has a weakness…

Now I just need to strike while the iron is hot and take down mother in one go! Then I will be able to escape from this humiliating hell.

I just need to speak out my true feelings and add my moe-moe attack on top of that, it will be totally impossible for mother to hold out against this attack.

Hahaha! I, Cornelian ⓑⓔⓔⓟ—, am really a genius. Just who will inhibit me now in this world…

What? You say that I am abandoning my honor and pride as a ⓑⓔⓔⓟ— of the ⓑⓔⓔⓟ—? You are too naive. Looks like you have never experienced the darkness of societies before. In life, one must make a compromise if they want to grow. Just like how I am reassuring myself right now, that’s also a very important experience.

A man can’t live in just their fantasies.

“Nya!”

Gosh! I forgot I still can’t talk right now…

“Does my daughter also like these clothes? Uwa… mommy is so happy.”

Just which eyes did you use to see that I am fond of the clothes? Did you see it? I am shaking my head, just look… I am shaking my head right now…

“You even acted cute on purpose after putting on the clothes for mommy, oooh~ you are such a cute little angel~ Come, let us continue.”

Mother approached me again with a new set of clothes.

You are completely wrong, I am not a filial daughter at all. If you keep this up, I won’t give you rice to eat once you grow old yo.

I will even admit you to a nursing home and not pay a visit for years.

Do- don’t come over here… I will scream for help… I really will…

“Nya!”

“So cute~ Come, quickly put on these clothes. Don’t resist anymore. Mommy will do anything for you, if only you put on these clothes…”

Did you say resist just now? You definitely said it right? Don’t… Even if I have to change my clothes, at least a different set… the one in your hand didn’t even cover the important parts…

Don’t do it…

“Aaa…”



References

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17 thoughts on “Chapter 5 – I am Cute and Charming”

    1. Welp, time to dig up the raw and read via machine translation like you do best xD

      Honestly though, after translating up to chapter 11, I believe this series is mostly for comedic relief.

  1. This mother… I understand she’s a little unreconciled after her daughter didn’t hatch for 20 years but can she just stop? lol

  2. I, Kaoru, in my countless years of ⓑⓔⓔⓟ—

    hey what happen with your usual “i, Whatever Omitted the rest”

    also the chapter is way too short compare to the usual since its all about MC act cute and rebelious toward her Mother.

    as always thank you very much for updating this chapter.

    1. And again, while it may look like I am deliberately ommiting the name and censoring the words with ⓑⓔⓔⓟ—, I can assure you that I did no such thing. Everything is exactly as they are meant to be translated, you can check the raw yourself.

      This author has a pretty unique style of writing…

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