| Author: Resn | Original Source: Kakuyomu |
| Translator: Nomad | English Source: Re:Library |
| Editor(s): Silva | |
That’s secret obviously, dolts!!
As the comments became more wild and suggestive, Crim shouted in annoyance…only to realize she was adding fuel to the fire when another barrage of comments came rushing in.
Comment: We unlocked a new insult!
Comment: So it’s a relationship they have to keep secret…
Comment: Think about it, at least they’re not involved with a guy
Comment: I see, it’s a secret relationship then :3
Comment: It’s a little tricky, but it’s possible for girls to marry and have children nowadays and with modern technology after all
Comment: I know, I’m really into stuff like that too
Comment: It’s okay as long as they are happy. There’s no guy involved after all!
Comment: Exactly, especially the last part
L-Let’s move on! That’s all the introductions done!
Crim felt like she was only digging a deeper hole for herself as time passed, so she tried to switch topics instead. There was one more member of the guild, Ryunosuke, but he said he preferred to be the mysterious producer behind the scenes, so he was not introduced.
That meant that the member introductions were over, so what would come next then?
Sadly some of us have academic duties to carry out, so we can’t stay up too late or it’ll hinder our lives…
Comment: Some of you are still elementary schoolers after all
Comment: Is it eepy time?
Comment: Don’t force yourselves too much
…So to not prolong this too much, we’ll take one request from the audience before ending this broadcast. Whoever sends a message first to this email- That was too fast!!
A notification rang nearly instantly after the address was shown. Crim shuddered a little as she opened it and…
………Now listen here.
She was completely taken aback.
Considering how quickly the message arrived, the writer had probably written it in advance and waited to obtain the email address to send it, having expected the broadcast would eventually get to that point.
Alright, let me read it out then. ‘I want Hinagiku, Lycoris, and Freya to degrade me together. And ah, Frey can stay away’…
Wha-?!
Huh?!
Oh…my…
The three girls raised their voices in shock. Crim also heard the sound of a table’s corner breaking off-camera, in the direction where Ryunosuke was. Crim only glanced there for a moment though.
Comment: Crim-chan looks so good when she’s lost for words
Comment: I think I’ll make it through this week with this
Comment: These requests are always way too h̲o̲r̲n̲y lol
Comment: That was too fast, they must’ve had it written in advance
Comment: Did someone hear that weird noise? It was like wood breaking
Comment: I have to say though…good job sender
Comment: The degradation is expanding…
The flood of comments resumed. At this point it was too hard to walk back and deny the request, so Crim could only sigh in resignation.
I see, I should stay away huh. What a shame.
Frey, I know thine words would murder them, so please keep quiet.
Crim gave a warning to her childhood friend, as she knew he could get really sadistic with his insults, and he would definitely interrupt the girls for the fun of it.
I can’t believe this… Asking me is one thing, but to involve Hinagiku and Lycoris as well…
Don’t worry, my mother trained me on how to deal with situations like this too!
Me too, I asked Hinagiku about this before and she taught me. I can do it..!
Hold it, what kind of things is thine mother teaching you Hinagiku?!
Crim could not keep quiet after hearing what Hinagiku said, but two girls ignored Crim as they looked at the camera together and…
Big brother, you’re such a hopeless and useless pervert!
You…pervert…you’re the worst..!
The two moved closer to the camera, Hinagiku looking like she was having fun, while Lycoris’ face was so red Crim was getting worried she might faint.
Comment: …Ghah
Comment: Ah, that hurts just right
Comment: This feels so illegal…
Comment: Be careful to not get banned…
Comment: Isn’t Hinagiku-chan too young to even know what those words mean?
Comment: Lycoris-chan’s red face and teary upturned eyes combo is too unfair!
Comment: Wait, what’s happening to Hinagiku-chan..?
Heheheh, to think you’re feeling that way when an elementary schooler calls you a pervert. You really are the scummiest garbage in the world..!
U-Umm…Hinagiku..?
A twisted smile began to form as Hinagiku licked her lips, which startled Lycoris who was next to her. They had never seen Hinagiku act that way. Things were only getting worse though…
Do you like that? I have a lot more to say, you pervert, peeervert, peeeervert?
Oh no, it’s like a weird switch has flipped on her!! Someone stop Hinagiku!!
Ah, yes!!
Following Crim’s orders, Lycoris hurried to restrain Hinagiku and dragged her away from the camera, finally letting Crim take a breath of relief.
Phew…huff… Who would’ve thought there was another s̲a̲d̲i̲s̲t̲ between us other than Frey…
Crim had to take deep breaths to calm down after that rush of emotions.
Comment: Oh no…I think that woke something up inside me…
Comment: You really should install a crime reporting alarm for next time
Comment: Shh forget about that, listen to how sexy Crim-chan’s breath has become
Comment: Something about this live stream really likes to attract weirdos huh
…Who’s insinuating we’re attracting weirdos here!!
Comment: Crim-chan has lost it lol
Comment: I’m really sorry, Demon Lord!!
Seeing how exasperated Crim had gotten finally made the comments calm down a little.
Sigh… Alright, there’s only one left. I hate to do this, but Freya, step forward.
Huh, me? But I don’t know what I should say…
Freya Freya, how about this?
While Freya struggled trying to think of something to say, Frey walked up to her and whispered something into her ear. That only made Crim more worried though.
Hm, mhm… Is that really enough? Well then…
Saying that, Freya moved forward so her face was much closer to the camera, then spoke softly almost in a whisper. Her face and voice were filled with kindness, her words ringing full of sweetness.
Look at yourselves… You’ll make your mom cry if you keep like that, you know?
That was all she said. The comments stopped entirely as well, showing how much the viewers had been impacted by that.
Frey snickered maliciously watching that, while Crim covered her face and almost wanted to beg the heavens for mercy.
Comment: That…worked…that worked a lot…
Comment: Stop hurting my heart like that…
Comment: Please stop scolding us with such a kind voice…
Comment: I’m really sorry, big sister…
Comment: I’m sorry…I’m so sorry mom!!
Some viewers had taken a great amount of emotional damage. They did not seem to mind getting chastised themselves, but they were inundated with guilt when their mothers were involved.
Crim sighed and shook her head seeing how the chat had gone from being excited to pure depression, so she threw in some words of her own.
Thou’rt really helpless, humans. Try to take this event as a lesson learned and become more dutiful to your dear parents, understood?
Comment: Crim mommy…
Comment: She’s so kind… Mommy is too kind…
Who are thou calling mommy, bunch of dimwits!!
Crim shouted in a burst of anger and despair, and so with her mind completely worn down, the live stream came to an end.
The next morning when Crim checked the Guild Rankings, she was perplexed beyond belief to see that Lua Cheia had gained a huge number of popularity points overnight.
Comment: Did I hear that right?
Comment: What are they leaving for later?!
Comment: Is this what I think it is?!
Comment: Just…just what are they going to do when they’re alone?!
Comment: We need answers! I beg of you, I need to knowww!!