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0559: Nameless Adventurer
Is it just me or is the Ditzy Lord acting strange?

0560: Nameless Adventurer
She’s dashing around faster than anyone can think, but her movements sometimes stop and become jerky, right?

0561: Nameless Adventurer
Is her connection bad?

0562: Nameless Adventurer
With today’s networks I doubt that, or rather, it’d be a huge incident if that happened. We might use NLDs to play games and have fun, but they’re indispensable in the medical world, so it’d be all sorts of dangerous if they can lag out of nowhere

0563: Nameless Adventurer
I doubt this is it, but maybe she’s trying to move faster than her character can? I’ve never heard of this happening to anyone else.

0564: Nameless Adventurer
That makes a bit more sense. Usually her movements are fluid and graceful, but it almost looks like she’s in pain now…

0565: Nameless Adventurer
Yeah, it looks like she keeps getting annoyed at herself too, and I can almost hear her cries of pain

0566: Nameless Adventurer
This is entirely one sided though, I almost feel bad for the Holy Kingdom
Most of their soldiers have already retired on their own, and the rest are waiting their execution

0567: Nameless Adventurer
Huh, why did her arm break like that without getting hit? Is she forcing herself so much that it caused her damage?

0568: Nameless Adventurer
That’s so scary, is she just acting on instinct now? But eh, I guess there’s no problem if she’s cutting down the Holy Kingdom’s players.

0569: Nameless Adventurer
Wait, I’m still a noob but I know that girl. She helped me escape from Wyndham into the Ditzy Lord’s territory.

0570: Nameless Adventurer
I thought the neutral players were against the war, why is she here? Somehow the United Kingdoms have people helping them everywhere though lol

0571: Nameless Adventurer
It’s a coup!

0572: Nameless Adventurer
I guess the neutral players were also pushed to their limits lol
This only makes their defeat even worse, they already had to use that weird drug, and now they’re being backstabbed

0573: Nameless Adventurer
And their king is leading the coup, I guess he wasn’t just for decoration lol

0574: Nameless Adventurer
And they’ve already found that Bifrons, just like that. And the three of them charged in straight away lmao

0575: Nameless Adventurer
That devil guy is scared of them!

0576: Nameless Adventurer
He got really mad with her when they fought in Garland. But this is the first time they have some time to talk
May he rest in peace

0577: Nameless Adventurer
Again, what’s that red glowww?!

0578: Nameless Adventurer
Actually, I think that happened every time she snapped. Though it wasn’t as noticeable the other times

0579: Nameless Adventurer
Hold on what just happened?
It’s like she got caught in some red tornado, but all it did was change her appearance.

0580: Nameless Adventurer
Huh, did she..?

0581: Nameless Adventurer
No way, she evolved species?!

0582: Nameless Adventurer
Now she’s a proper cute devil girl!

0583: Nameless Adventurer
Thank you for the view!

0584: Nameless Adventurer
She’s the actual last boss-
I’m scared just watching this

0585: Nameless Adventurer
Does anyone know the conditions? I NEED TO KNOW THIS I’M GOING INSANE!

0586: Nameless Adventurer
I don’t know for sure, but maybe she’s exceeded her current avatar’s limits?
…Hopefully not…right?

0587: Nameless Adventurer
If you’re right, then the only players I can see meeting the conditions are the Ditzy Lord and maybe Nord Glacier’s leader, so hopefully it’s something else…

0588: Nameless Adventurer
But she evolved right after pushing herself past her limits… I hate that it’s a possibility

0589: Nameless Adventurer
Will I ever be able to evolve too in that case…

(They mostly just theorized about evolving species after this, so it has been omitted)

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0850: Nameless Adventurer
NEWS: I don’t think anyone can beat the Ditzy Lord

0851: Nameless Adventurer
>>850
WE
KNOW

0852: Nameless Adventurer
I don’t think I’d even last for three seconds in front of her now

0853: Nameless Adventurer
Same here. I literally can’t follow her movements anymore. At this point she’s undoubtedly claimed the record for the fastest player.

0854: Nameless Adventurer
So she’s finally unlocked her Ge*ter maneuvers. She’s even teleporting around making it impossible to predict where she’ll be.

0855: Nameless Adventurer
I see, her wings give her a lot more control in the air, redirecting her movements. Why would anyone think it was fair for her to get that…

0856: Nameless Adventurer
How does she even know what to do with body parts no human has though? I get that she’s doing everything instinctively now, but that just makes it even more ridiculous.

0857: Nameless Adventurer
Her red attacks look so scary and have so much range tyhat I’m peeing my pants

0858: Nameless Adventurer
Oh, they’ll end in friendly terms, that’s nice
I’m not opposed to this outcome

0859: Nameless Adventurer
Ohh so that blonde guy is the king, first time I see him
I thought he was just a puppet, but I guess he’s got some guts to stage a coup himself

0860: Nameless Adventurer
Sorry, but I don’t trust him just yet. Doesn’t it feel a bit too convenient?
And I just don’t trust hot guys out of principle!

0861: Nameless Adventurer
>>860
You’re just jealous lol
But I get you

0862: Nameless Adventurer
I really thought the Holy Kingdom would disband after this, but I guess not. They have a poll in their own thread, so far 70% in favor of staying together, 30% want to disband.

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0917: Nameless Adventurer
That’s too much…she’s too insane…

0918: Nameless Adventurer
Wait, shouldn’t the boss be the one impaling others? Why is she holding him up like that lol

0919: Nameless Adventurer
She’s a Demon Lord now so I see no problem!

0920: Nameless Adventurer
Huge news everyone
The Ditzy Lord is trending over in that mainstream social media lol

0921: Nameless Adventurer
I still can’t believe she took a raid boss and beat it to a pulp all on her own

0922: Nameless Adventurer
So here’s everything new we’ve seen her do:
-*etter maneuvers
-Teleporting small distances
-Wings that make her look adorable when they move
-Some weird shockwave attacks that kill enemies
-She’s strong
-She’s cute
She’s a monster…

0923: Nameless Adventurer
I just checked and you’re right lol
There’s also a clip of her evolving species, so now that’s trending at the same time

0924: Nameless Adventurer
She’s pretty much a celebrity now
And I guess that’s the end of Bifrons. He lasted for a while, but that’s a bit of an anticlimactic end

0925: Nameless Adventurer
So they’re having a truce for now
In a way I guess this can be considered a win, since they managed to drain off the rotten parts of the country… but it still feels a bit brutal

0926: Nameless Adventurer
It’s still a big thing that they’ve showcased they can reign in control of their country if things go south. There’s also been demand for a country led by humans, so a lot of free players are considering joining them once things settle down

0927: Nameless Adventurer
Damnit Frey!
He just wanted to ruin the fun lmao

0928: Nameless Adventurer
I didn’t think he was this kind of person
Usually he’d quietly log out and then piss himself laughing imagining how everyone else would freak out once they noticed the time

0929: Nameless Adventurer
Oh right, I have exams tomorrow!
I need to sleep NOW

0930: Nameless Adventurer
>>928
Just who do you think Frey is?
Oh wait you’re right, he’s a four eyed fiend

0931: Nameless Adventurer
I bet some of you will die at school tomorrow lmao

(The rest was filled with cries of despair until the thread was closed)