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“Keikaku Douri!”

The moment I stepped out of the Commander’s house, I could no longer contain my surging emotions, and my expression slowly transformed into that of Light Yagami.

“Hahaha! I didn’t really get what Tangerine-chan said, but how could something as trivial as divine power, which merely turns people into beautiful girls, possibly distort my deepest desires as a teenage boy from an all-boys school?”

Although I do regret that my chest is rather… underwhelming, no matter how you look at it, I’m still a beautiful girl now, right? In other words, all those places that were previously off-limits to guys—are now wide open to me!

Lingerie stores are an obvious given, but even women’s baths would be freely accessible. However, my true destination… is none other than Biyang Girls Academy’s Main Campus!

That’s right! As a guy, I had made countless attempts to scale the towering walls between our schools, longing to step into that forbidden paradise of blossoming lilies, hoping for a romantic encounter with a beautiful, charming girl… only to be promptly intercepted and mercilessly beaten by the ever-dedicated security personnel.

For the record, even the security guards at Biyang Girls’ Academy are professionally trained onee-sans. I have no idea what Principal Huangfu Yuehua, that old hag, was thinking.

But now…

“Without a doubt, my hands are holding the future!”

“Mommy, that lady’s expression is scaring me.”

“Don’t stare at people, sweetheart… Poor girl, so young and already insane.”

…Getting pointed at by a random passing child . And madam, was that really necessary?!

Though our village may be a rural one, thanks to a certain architectural genius, it looks like a luxury villa complex filled with wealthy elites. As a result, real estate developers decided to build residential areas and commercial centers around our village, turning it into the heart of a massive urban community. Even the old farmhouses in our village skyrocketed in value.

Back to the topic. The important thing is that there are multiple shopping plazas nearby, and I was currently inside one of them—Wanda Plaza.

Pacing back and forth in front of a lingerie store, I hesitated. I wasn’t sure how to walk in without looking suspicious… How do normal girls shop for underwear anyway?

“Is it your first time buying lingerie on your own, sweetie? Do you need some help?”

A gentle voice interrupted my thoughts. Misinterpreting my hesitation, a wavy-haired saleswoman smiled warmly at me. As she leaned forward slightly, I caught sight of her deep, proud cleavage.

This was supposed to be a stimulating fan-service moment, but instead, I felt… a tinge of envy.

What’s wrong with you, Zhao Zhao? You mustn’t lose to divine power!

“Actually, this is my first time buying lingerie…” I rubbed my fingers together, looking a bit nervous.

Of course, that was the truth. If not for the Commander’s magical notebook, I would never have set foot in a place like this.

Hearing my admission, the saleswoman glanced at my chest.

“I see…”

She nodded to herself as if she had just figured something out, her smile growing even warmer… Why do I feel so humiliated right now…?

“Don’t be self-conscious, sweetie! Even girls with smaller chests still need bras—otherwise, it can chafe and be uncomfortable. Hmm, let me see what we have…”

Before I could react, the saleswoman gently took my arm and led me inside.

The store was bathed in soft, warm lighting, illuminating rows of neatly arranged shelves. Various bras, panties, and socks were displayed, along with mannequins showcasing different lingerie sets.

Being in an underwear store… I couldn’t help but feel a subtle, alluring atmosphere all around me, making me a little embarrassed.

“Ah, found one! Try this, sweetie—it’s specially designed for girls like you. It’s cute, made of pure cotton, and has no underwire.”

What she handed me was a simple white bandeau with a lace trim. It was peak “adorable girl” style, utterly devoid of any sex appeal.

Not my type at all—but with a chest like this, I didn’t exactly have many options.

I envy her. I really envy her. I want a chest like that!

Even if it meant ceasing to be Zhao Zhao, I still wanted it!

“I’ll take this one.”

“Oh? Decided already? You know, you can try it on first~”

“Try it on?!”

Oh, right—try-ons! My gaze slowly drifted toward the small curtained fitting rooms in the corner of the store… Gulp.

“Remember, only the bra part, okay?”

With the saleswoman’s reminder, I took the cute little bandeau and stepped into the fitting room.

Just how many girls had undressed in here to try on lingerie? Could there be hidden cameras somewhere?!

Unlike the Commander’s bathroom, the fitting room had a full-length mirror—a necessary feature for a lingerie store.

The girl in the mirror slipped off her loose hoodie and T-shirt, revealing smooth, porcelain-white skin. She crossed her slender arms over her petite chest as if ashamed of her own body.

She lowered her head, blushing like a ripe peach, biting her lip slightly. Her glistening eyes shimmered with unspoken emotions, gazing at me from the reflection.

Her delicate, innocent pose, combined with her captivating beauty, made me feel the overwhelming urge to take a bite…

Bite what, exactly?

Am I supposed to bite the mirror?

For crying out loud, that’s ME!

This girl was so cute. And yet, despite the fact that she was entirely mine, I felt no particular desire toward her. Instead, I found myself embarrassed, covering my face in shame.

The moment the floral-trimmed bandeau snugly wrapped around me, a strange sense of security settled over my heart.

Ah, so comfy.

The only problem was—it made me look like a tall childish girl. If only I appeared a little more mature…

Have I truly reached the point where I can declare—’My heart and actions are clear, without a hint of doubt! Everything I do is justice!¹‘—even when faced with a girl’s bare body?

Was I still really Zhao Zhao at this point?

Perhaps once this transformation ended, I’d go back to normal.

In the end, the comfort and security were enough to convince me to keep the bandeau on, so I simply put my clothes back on and left the fitting room.

“I’ll take this one.”

“Oh? Wearing it out? Just a heads-up, it’s best to wash new lingerie before wearing it. Are you getting a full set?” The saleswoman held up a matching pair of panties. That tiny piece of fabric… could I even fit into this?

“Yes, I’ll take the set. Also, I need another set… for my roommate. I don’t know her exact size, but she’s a bit bigger. About… this much.”
I traced a rough shape in the air, trying to estimate Tangerine’s size. Honestly, I wasn’t too sure, since she had been wearing commander’s baggy sportswear.

I should’ve just dragged her along with me—why did she get to stay home commando, while I had to come out here?! Wearing only boys underwear literally feels the same as wearing nothing!

Oh right, because my chest is nonexistent. My sin. My punishment.

“I see. Some bras are flexible enough to fit within a size range.”

“Then… pick a plain one for her. Thanks.”

“Don’t worry, sweetie! This is my job, after all. And relax a bit, okay?”

With practiced efficiency, she packed up a skin-colored bra-and-panty set and placed both purchases into a branded paper bag.

“Alright, your set is ¥189, and your roommate’s set is ¥149. That’ll be… ¥338 total.”

“WHAT?! Why is mine more expensive?! It has less fabric!”

“That’s because yours is a small-bust custom design—specialty products tend to cost more.”

Flat-chested girls suffer enough… Why must we also pay more?!

I’m totally making Commander reimburse me for this!

“Alright, mission complete! Time to head ba—no, wait. Since I’m already here, I might as well look around a bit more.”

As I glanced at the colorful clothing stores nearby, I found myself… reluctant to leave.

Could it be? Do girls… actually like shopping?

But wait—I shouldn’t count as a girl… right?

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Here comes the first insert of the novel, the author uses inserts to narrate from perspectives other than the MC.
Should be instantly reconginzable for experienced readers.　

Footnotes:

吾心吾行澄如明镜，所作所为皆属为正义
我が心と行動に一点の曇りなし…………！全てが『正義』だ!

Reference to Funny Valentine from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run
Refers to a speech that tries to rationalize something that is fundamentally wrong, in which they justify their actions.
In a meme setting it is used to wiggle one out from getting backed into a corner by giving a dramatical response.