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Although I didn’t suffer a heart attack, I became a girl.

My top was supported by my newly developed breasts, but my shorts slid down due to my shrunken waist, eventually getting stuck at my hips, revealing a flat belly…

Although I said that, I couldn’t see my belly because my breasts were too big.

I was careless, that old man said before that “those who write their names will become beautiful girls!”

How come I was only worried about getting a heart attack?

“Eww, I hate this! Hurry up and turn me back!”

Wow, this is killing me, what the heck is with this cutesy tone!

Ugh, how disgusting, why is my way of speaking like this?

Could it be because of the ‘even the inner self will become a genuine bishoujo worthy of the appearance!’ setting?

“Don’t panic, Chang Kai, young… lady. You signed the contract in a dream, so you will only become a beautiful girl in when you are in a dream. I, this old man, guarantee you that after you wake up you will still be able to see your little Chang Kai.”

So that’s it, does the title of this chapter, “Dream Girl “, mean “dream-limited girl”?

I was scared to death, thinking that I was going to play the soul-crushing, psychologically scarring WIXOSS card game.

Master! What do I need to do after becoming your apprentice?

I raised my hand, like a diligent and well-behaved student, asking the question, of course, all for the sake of advancing the plot.

“Oh ho ho, are you finally willing to accept me as your master? Listen carefully, Chang Kai. Your assessment as the God of Bishoujo will last a year. During this year, you need to use this notebook to change the fate of 12 unfortunate people.”

He took out something and handed it to me. This time, it was a pencil.

“Once you write something with a marker, it can’t be erased. But with a pencil it can be erased at any time. If the target isn’t willing to accept your gospel at first, you can give them a trial period with a pencil and then switch to a marker once they’re determined. After all, we are gods, and we are still quite humane. We can’t ignore people’s feelings.

But be careful, only the names written with the marker will be counted towards your tally, and you need to change the fate of one person every month.

That means even if you achieve the goal of twelve people in the first month, you still need to change one person’s fate every month for the next eleven months.”

Wow, although helping unfortunate people escape hardship is a great thing, if people find out I can turn people into beautiful girls, I’ll probably be arrested and sent to a research institute for dissection.

“Master~ What if I don’t achieve the goal?”

“Haha, no big deal. Fate will reverse, and your remaining life will be exceptionally miserable, and you might even die on the spot due to being too unlucky.”

What “no big deal”, isn’t this problem super huge?

And shouldn’t this have been clarified before I signed the contract, mentioning considering people’s feelings?

Am I not a human being?

What a malicious god! I really feel like I’ve been deceived, becoming his salesman for nothing.

The more I thought about it, the angrier I got, and I planned to write down the name of this swindler old man.

“Master~ Master~, are there any conditions for writing names? There are so many people with the same name, and there are other languages too.”

“You only need to remember the person’s name and appearance. Transliterating other languages into Chinese characters is also fine. The key is whether you can connect that name to that person in your mind.”

Okay! I raised the marker and boldly wrote “Hallelujah” in large characters on the second line.

In an instant, the master was covered in holy white light, ‘plink plink’ popping out little stars, and his figure rapidly shrunk.

“Fool!” A disdainful reprimand came from the girl amid the magnificent transformation effect:

“I knew you were up to no good, but I didn’t call you out on it. Do you know why? Because as long as you write my name in your dream, I won’t be affected in reality.”

Master, who was at least 1.8 meters tall, shrunk to 1.5 meters.

His white robe trailed loosely on the ground, and a little white-haired loli popped her head out from inside the large robe.

Dream girl, Halliluya, makes her appearance!

“Chang Kai, you’re still too young too simple!”

The loli, speaking in a childish voice but with the tone of a battle-hardened elder, created a stark contrast that was oddly endearing.

However, because my breasts were too big and got in the way, when she ran up to me, I couldn’t see her face when I looked down—I could only feel her poking my stomach…

Stop poking! It tickles! —Breasts are such a nuisance.

They should only exist in Himura-sensei’s¹ artwork!

“Master, can we wrap up this comedy already?”

A book with two whole pages of dialogue between a high school boy and his imaginary old man would totally turn off the readers!

Is there really anyone out there who’d be interested in a high school boy and an old man turned beautiful girl?

What, there is? That’s terrible! Quick, hit that bookmark button.

“Chang Kai, you’re too hasty. I don’t appear in your dreams every time.

It’s better to take advantage of the opportunity to ask any questions you have. But since you don’t seem to have any, I’ll just remind you of one more thing.

Although this notebook looks like this, it’s a sentient divine artifact. It can’t be destroyed, and only you, as the holder, can write in it. So make sure to carry it with you at all times.”

I crouched down to see this petite white-haired loli.

She didn’t seem to care that her robe was slipping off, revealing her delicate neck.

The way she spoke so confidently was adorable…

Medic, I need a blood transfusion! This old man turned bishoujo is too cute!

Wait, I’m actually getting turned on by an old man turned beautiful girl? I’m so messed up.

“I understand, Master! I’ll definitely pass the assessment! So, can I hug you? Just once!”

“Hmph, is Chang Kai that infatuated with me? Fine, I’ll see how you perform. If you achieve your first goal, I might even give you a little reward in this form.”

As she said this, my master playfully tugged at her collar… But no matter how much she pulled, there was no cleavage to be seen on that flat loli chest.

“That’s enough for today. Wipe your nosebleed and return to reality.”

With a snap of her fingers, I felt my consciousness fading away.

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I woke up from the dream again, seeing the familiar ceiling of my bedroom. I looked at the clock, 8:00 AM. Hm, Not too late.

I took out the… oh, there’s no spinning top this time… So I’m in the real world now?

Because of that incredibly stupid dream, my mind was in complete chaos.

Unlike other dreams, the memories of this one were crystal clear.

Stretching, I got up and washed my face in the bathroom, and checked my body.

Good, I haven’t lost my little Chang Kai, and I haven’t grown any annoying breasts.

My fat cat, Tangerine, saw me get up and kept meowing at my feet, urging me to prepare its breakfast.

This damn orange cat was an adorable little kitten a year ago, but now it’s just a fat blob.

After filling its water and food bowls, I rubbed my neck and returned to my bedroom.

The next moment, I was dumbfounded. Just when I thought everything was just a dream.

A small black notebook sat neatly on my desk.

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TL notes on character naming
You will see these quite often after some short arc finishes with new characters introduced.
Small tip: Named characters in this novel are often quite significant (you can see why)

Hallelujah 哈利路亚
Halliluya 哈莉露雅
Old man who appears in our MC’s dream and gives him a mysterious notebook.
　